User:Chubs/Test1

CHALLENGE 1: COMPETITORS

8 September 2022. Let it be known that Damn seal was born on this day.

Damn seal festers cutely.

CHALLENGE 2: TEAMS

These freaks are sentenced here. Some by misfortune, others of their own volition.

Open Sesame defects to another team, leaving behind a suspicious husk. Amidst the chaos, a wretched thief steals a family heirloom.

Damn seal glows brightly, earning third place in some kind of freak show, bested only by two freakier freaks.

CHALLENGE 3: EDIT WAR

Despite several post-pandemic turmoils, a wildly successful fiscal year is in the cards for NRPY Industrial. Splendid!
A big-shot Paper Niko player introduces the world to Classic Mode, spewing shoutouts to Damn seal among other obscenities on Twitter.
Sadly, the aforementioned parties are later wiped out by a black hole.

Desperate to preserve humanity's last remnants, a wise scribe compiles a comprehensive list of apples.
Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 transmits a message to the warring editors, ushering in fun times for Google Doc vandalizers and maze gamers alike.
Green Party-affiliated necromancers summon Damn seal's members into the Edit War. 1 granny and 5 nerpas are killed.
Dexter Cut investigates a cutting room floor and shares their findings to the public. This information may prove vital in the future.
Lost Artifact deploys a Damn seal and Moby Dick bomb onto the battlefield, becoming Death, destroyer of worlds.

An obitchuary is written for the resulting casualties, as are an elegy for CHUBSWORLD_ and an obitchuary for Diary, a survivor who later succumbed to her injuries.

Font Mini and Candy Stick perish in the crossfire. Paper Niko is missing in action. The rest are reclaimed by the inferno.
Damn seal rises from the ashes of a war-torn future, its rage second to the fury of a wanted Floridian.