Well, Seymour, I made it.
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Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
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Yeah.
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Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his clams are delightful.
GASP!
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Oh, ye Gods! My clams are delightful! But what if I were to stretch my calves on the windowsill? Hohoho, Delightfully devilish, Seymour!
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He begins to stretch my calves on the windowsill, but Chalmers enters the kitchen.
SEYYYYMOUUURR!!!!!
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SUPERINTENDENT! I was just...uh...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise, care to join me?
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Why is there steam coming out of your oven, Seymour?
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Uh, ooh, it's STEAM! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. MMM! Steamed clams!
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Chalmers leaves the kitchen.
Whew.
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Skinner continues to stretch his calves on the windowsill.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering steamed clams!
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I thought we we're having steamed clams.
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Oh no, I said "steamed clams" that's what I call steamed clams.
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You call steamed clams "steamed clams"?
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Yes! It's a regional dialect.
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Uh-huh. What region?
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Albany.
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Really. Well I'm from Utica and I've heard anyone use the phrase "steamed clams"
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Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
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I see.
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Chalmers takes a bite out of his steamed clam, and then inspects it.
You know, these clams are quite steamed.
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Hohoho, yes! Patented Skinner Clams! Oooold family recipe!
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...For steamed clams.
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Yes!
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Yes, and you call them steamed clams despite the fact that they're obviously steamed.
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Y- Uh. You know, th-
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One thing I should-
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...Excuse me for one second.
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Of course.
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Skinner enters the kitchen and then immediately leaves upon noticing the kitchen is steaming.
(YAWN!) Well, that was wonderful! Good time was had by all, I'm pooped!
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Yes, I should be-
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GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE???
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It's steam.
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Steam
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AT THIS TIME OF YEAR??
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AT THIS TIME OF DAY???
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LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN??!?
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Yes!
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...May I see it?
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No.
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Skinner and Chalmers exit the house.
SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
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No, Bloomberg, It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams!
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Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... You steam a good clam.
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Chalmers walks away from the house.
đ
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Goofs
- Skinner was conducting isometric exercises.
- Skinner erroneously calls steam steam.
- Skinner claims that clams are in the oven; there was visibly steamed clams inside earlier.
- Skinner clarifies he said "steamed clams" instead of "steamed clams", but listening back proves he truly said the latter.
- Skinner elucidates that "steamed clams" is a phrase used in Albany, New York, but this is the case.
- Skinner describes the steamed clams as patented Skinner Clamsâan old family recipeâcontradicting the fact that he was seen stretching his calves on the windowsill.
- Skinner declares the clams as steamed, but they are illustrated as having steam marks.
- Skinner falsely says that the steam in his kitchen is Steam.
- He later makes the same mistake when yelling at Bloomberg.