Reasons to get money

  • Five haircuts at the same time
  • White gold pants
  • Jet Ski made of Yuan
  • Foie gras bust of Albert Einstein
  • A mansion
  • A ranch
  • A (wiki) camp
  • A town
  • A motherfucking store with the floor made of scalps
  • Bobby from the block don't got rocks, he got Alps
  • Shark fin pastry
  • Summers on Mars
  • Twenty motherfuckers in a levitating car
  • Seven-forty-seven full of women and cigars
  • A castle full of cars
  • A yard full of yachts
  • A leopard with a mink
  • An arm full of clocks all hand wound everyday by a Spock
  • Forty bald eagles sewn onto a coat
  • Zoo with the crib
  • Mermaid in the moat
  • Another strip mall every eighth note
  • All the rights
  • All the lights
  • All the locks
  • All the ice in the Sprite you just dropped
  • Two ton angel carved outta ice
  • Alligator sailboat
  • Dollar sign eyes
  • Fill a warehouse full of Van Goghs twice
  • Give it to your dog, he makes money when he barks
  • Put it in your fridge or in one of your parks that you bought so your robots could learn how to LARP
  • lego star wars III the clone wars for the xbox 360

Things you can do with money dollar bills

  • You can own a house in the Beverly Hills.
  • You can grow a solid gold mustache.
  • You can buy dynamite and explode it.
  • You can do anything you want, and it will go without a hitch!
  • You can own a house in the Beverly Hills.
  • You can buy a solid gold cowboy boot.
  • You can try to eat more healthy.
  • You're never ever ever gonna dig another ditch.