Statley and Waldonf 2
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I am on The doing a sequel!
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Yes, population demanding!
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Can say that I have a sequel!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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But what about?
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Statley, what should we go today?
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I want to going to The Mall to buy some
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Statley, Mall should we go today!
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Can say that I going!
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Walk walk walk walk!
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Let's get Mall Clothes at the Mall Store!
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Does this shirt looking good on me?
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Yes, shirt
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Does this pants look good on me?
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Yes, pants
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Does this shoes looks good on me?
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Yes, shoes
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Does this Okay I'll bought them all!
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My turn!
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I am on The escalator!
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Yes, stairs!
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Look! A pretzel store.
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Let's adopting a pretzel!
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Om nom nom nom!
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I'm allergic!
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I'm allergic!
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Oh my holy shit!
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Hrrg... hrgg.. rhrhrrgh...
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You sneezed so difficult that you skull came out!
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Yes, Statley, my head is now an empty one!
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I... Where am I? Who am I?
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See? My body is stupid now because my skull and also thinking organ isn't inside!
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Oh my god, is that a talking skull!?
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See? My body is so stupid now because it is asking dumb questioning.
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Hi Waldonf's empty head
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Empty...? Oh my god. There's a hole in my head! Is that my skull!?
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See? My body is so doesn't even know it doesn't having a skull and its thinking muscle.
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You must be right... I can barely understand what you two are saying... it must be because of the removal of my brain!
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See? Doing that of isn't even are you brain, my is the brain! Doesn't even do is you're.
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It's getting worse! I need my brain back!
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Statley, put me back into my head!
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Hi Waldonf's empty head. I'm to put Waldonf back into the inside your wounding head tear.
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Here I going!
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I'm back into the!
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Finally that other guy shutting up now.
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I agreement with you so very!
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Act 2: The Job Arc
Hey, I just clicking the word Challenges on this online site!
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Yes, what did you seeing?
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Hey, its some Job! The payment, is a Clout!
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Ooh! I've always wanted a clout!
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Hey, the job is to complete the Challenges
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Ooh! I've always wanted a complete the challenges!
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Ok, we do challenge 1 first!
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Act 1: The Challenge 1 Arc
So, what is the challenging this first?
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Hey, its tell us about our self! And our Discord and Wiki username!
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Ok, my using name is Waldonf.
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And mine is Statley! This is easiest.
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Here's some knowledge about my! I like movie, book, food, and a Ferris Wheel!
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I, Statley, Love to play with my famous Yo-Yo toy. I knew all the trick, like Walked the Dog, and the Yo-Yo Shuffle!
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That was so ease! Next!
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Act 2: The Challenge 2 Arc
Ok, this job is to making a Team! It must have a two people or more.
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Perfect! We are two people!
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But we isn't Or More...
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Damn! This challenge is hard. Where do we find the Or More?
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Let try SCREAMING FOR HELP!
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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GROWL!
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Look! A Mall Cougar!
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Damn! This is a scary beast!
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Hey, maybe we can make it on our the team!
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Good idea. What our team name be?
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Hey, maybe we can make it... Hm... I doesn't know!
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How about...
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Good idea! Okay, let us proceeding.
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Act 3: The War Arc
Perfect! We are on challenge 3.
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Good! Okay, let us do this challenge, which is to making an edit on war!
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Um, how does we edit an war?
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Waldonf, an edit is an words on newspaper made by an Editor. So, we need a make our own Newspaper, and making edit about a war happen!
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Okay, let make a war first!
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Okay, what should we declaring war onto?
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How about the scary Mall Tiger?
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GROWL!
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Okay, Mall Crocodile, we declaring war on you!
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CHOMP!
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Look! War happened on my face! We can writing an article about this.
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Act 4: The Newspaper Arc
Okay, Mall Mammoth, we writing an article about our war!
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Make sure to including my war wound!
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The Statley and Waldonf Paper Express
Marching 29, 23.
The Scary War In The Mall
Today, on March 29, 2023rd, a war the mall happen. Waldonf got bitten by the tiger.
Okay, War over! We completion the challenge.
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Act 5: The Challenge 4 Arc
Okay, Challenge over! We another challenge.
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I hope it an easy one!
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This challenge is to said things about a Thing, Any Thing!
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Easy! Hello Challenge, this Thing is a Mall Hyena!
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GROWL!
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What does it do, and what is it weakness?
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Easy! Hello Challenge, this Thing take bite out of people, like on last challenge!
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It is weakness to being killed, like this!
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GRAAUAUAUAUghhgh... .g.h.g. ..h..
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Act 2: The Clout Arc
Okay, Challenges over! We win clout!
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It an easy one! Let's going show off our clout!
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Hey people at mall! We are have clout!
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Holy shit, its The Wiki Camp 2 winners Statley and Waldonf!
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Wow, that prize wasn't kidding, we are having clout, that guy recognize us!
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Our life will never be the same, we have to sell out every day and do autographing, and star in movies, and make our own Streaming Service channel on the TV!
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This will be simply very an awesome time for us!
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Chapter 1: The Deal
So I Hear You Guy Want To Star In A Movie
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This will be simply very an awesome time for us! We just get grand prize of clout, so think we should use it to be inside of a movie!
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Well What Kind Of Role Would You Two Like To Play
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I wanting to be a pirate! Hunting the treasure, and collecting the seven sea!
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With a little bit of a make-up, I could playing a guy with no holes bite in his face!
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Ok Well There Are A Lot Of Movie With Guy With No Hole In His Face
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Can You Be More Specific
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I want to being... THE BAD GUY! The villain!
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Ok Well I Know A Production Company Making A Pirate Movie That Need A Pirate And A Villain So You're In Luck
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Yes! We getting to go to a same Movie!
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Chapter 2: The Movie
Hello, are you two here for the Pirate Movie audition?
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Yes! We getting to go to a Movie!
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I'm the director, Will.i.am Shakeorb. Which one of you is auditioning for Evilbeard the Rotten Pirate?
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Is that a villains? Oh, Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
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Alright, wow me.
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(Um, Statley, how do I read this papers again?)
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(Look at the words on it!)
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Oh, okay! AHEM!
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I'm going to turning you into a piece of shark bait meat, Jake Good Pirate! Using my evil crew of a pirate, they will killing you!
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That was amazement! Give him the role!
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I'll let you know in due time. Alright, other guy, you're Jake Goodman, the hero pirate.
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A him!
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Oh, I am on the pirate ship! Sailing the seven ocean! I hope I can finding a bury treasure, and get the golden coin!
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That was amazement! Give him the role!
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(Hey, Will Shaking, I know that was pretty bad, but help a guy out, giving him the role!)
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Okay, thank you for your time. You can go now. We'll call you in a few days.
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Chapter 2: The Waiting
Yes! We getting to maybe be into a Movie!
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I'm have a good feeling about this, I put in a good word for you!
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Let's wait by the Phone until they calling us about getting in movie!
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Good idea!
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...
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...
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Chapter 3: The TimeSkip
Time goes "SKIP MODE" and 7 months later...
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Chapter 4: The Four Months later
We have wait by the Phone until they calling us about getting in movie!
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Yes, but no calling us yet! Are we in movie? I want movie!
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I think it didn't happening.
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Yes, but why! I want movie!
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I'm become angry now! We should murdering that director for a revenge!
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Yes,
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Chapter 5: The Killing Arc
I am going "THERAPIST MODE" to help you, don't worry.
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Its just been so hard since we lost him... Wormhook Jr. really looked up to his father...
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ba a ba ba bababaaa
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I don't care?
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Hey you.
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ba?
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You aren't supposed to be here, Statley and Waldonf. Please go "LEAVING MODE"
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I think it we have to kill this green ghost guy, because he doesn't letting us in his movie.
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WHAT?
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I don't care?
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DIE!!!
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TH-
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wtf
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Chapter 6: The Jail Arc
I am on The Prison Cell
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Yes, does we get out soon?
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Can say that We will!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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