Chainsaw Man (Anime)

This page contains unmarked spoilers for Chainsaw Man (both the anime and manga). Spoilers are unmarked because it is retelling the story but in Dialogue Box form!. Please proceed with caution if you have not read the source material.

This page contains blacklisted topics. This includes: listen its fucking chainsaw man and as much as i can try to "de-adultify" it its kinda like finding the end of pi. you can only go so far. so just kinda watch out for slightly adult/edgier topics. although i will FOR THE LOVE OF GOD try to make sure it doesn't break any of the established WIKI CAMP RULES. (looking at YOU, rule 4!). Proceed with caution. . . {{{2}}} . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

CHAPTER 1: The Past.....The Pasty Past..........The Pre-past....The Perfect Past......one could say its... the prettiest past....

Goo goo ga ga im a baby...

Being a baby is COOL because NO ONE can BE MEAN TO ME

Hey! It's me! Banban!

OH MY GOSH! It's BANBAN!!! My favorite fricking indie horror game serie-

Shut the fuck up, child. You have 13 days to pay us all the money your dad owes us or you'll be thrown into the Okin Devil's chamber.

but im like 10 years old

CHAPTER 2: seasons meetings

sigh....ive only made 1 cent...i cant get all those Moneys in 13 days.....

What The Fuck is That.

BARK

Goodness gracious its the dog devil!!!

wait a fuckin minute there's no such thing as a DOG devil

well you have a chainsaw on your nose...so...are you...the CHAINSAW DEVIL?

BARK

WAIT A MINUTE chainsaw devil YOURE DYING

BARK

quick!! YOURE A DEVIL!!! Eat my BLOOD!!! it'll revive you!

eugh, fuck that. sounds gross as shit

(does it anyways)

HAHA! I tricked you. i have A+ blood. which means that YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW MY COMMANDS!!!!

I COMMAND YOU...to be my friend please i am so desperately lonely

ok fine, only because IM desperately lonely too

ok...wanna go get ice cream

fucking Yes