"I'm a little starstruck." - Playlist Interview I
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Recorded on November 7, 2022
DUDE. THIS IS MIKE AND SPIKE, REPORTING LIVE AGAIN FROM THE WIKI CAMP 2.
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Spike, I gotta admit... I'm a little starstruck about today's interview!
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IS IT BECAUSE WE'RE INTERVIEWING PLAYLIST?
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Sure is. Playlist, how are you?
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IT'S GREAT TO BE HEE-HEE-HEE-HERE!
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Great to have you. Playlist, what's got you excited about CLOUT?
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I'D HEE-HEE-HEE-HAVE TO SAY I'M MOST INTERESTED IN... HMM...
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Lsatomi's personal phone number
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Or Teeth. Useful.
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 I'D LOVE HAVING TEETH MAN. CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE? |
It's not all it's cracked up to be. My teeth are perfect, but that's only because of my ten-step morning teeth routine.
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Speaking of which, Playlist, do you keep a routine?
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HEE-HEE-HEE-HELL YEAH! UP AT DAWN, LAP AROUND THE HOUSE, BIG BREAKFAST, 50 SITUPS...
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THEN I DRINK A CUP OF GREEN TEA AND HONEY, AND THEN IT'S TIME FOR VOCAL WARMUPS.
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THESE HEE-HEE-HEE-HAWS DON'T COME EASY! IT'S A SIGNATURE SOUND FOR A REASON.
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Sleep 15 hours. Other nine. Piano.
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I SEE. WHAT ABOUT THE EGG DUDE? DO THEY HAVE A MORNING ROUTINE?
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Not anymore.
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I'm sorry to hear that. I hope whatever duo of handsome detectives you've hired, they solve the case and look shnasty doing it.
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I BET THEY HAVE SO MANY TEETH MAN. ONE FOR EACH MOUTH.
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What?
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SPEAKING OF MOUTHS, DUDES, WHAT'S NEXT FOR PLAYLIST? GOT ANY SONGS COOKING?
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WE-HEE-HEE-HE'RE WAITING FOR THE END OF OUR COMPETITION TO START OUR NEXT SONG! PLAYLIST MAY BE ONE CONTESTANT, BUT WE-HEE-HEE-HE'RE THREE MEMBERS.
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He's been trying. House full of paper scraps. Crumpled. Song lyrics.
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HEE-HEE-HEE-HA, UH, WHAT?
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Stays up late. Keeps me up. Trying new sounds.
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THAT'S NOT... I DON'T... HEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEEY, HOW ABOUT THE NEXT QUESTION?
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Sure! But this is the last one, okay? What's the deal with you and Arlo?
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YEAH MAN, YOU TWO SEEM TIGHTER THAN ALL AND NOTHING. OR ANGRY AND BIRDS. OR BATMAN AND ROBIN.
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Or carrot and stick. Or cause and effect. Or Spongebob and Patrick!
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WELL, WE'RE ACTUALLY OCCUPYING THE SAME SLOT ON HOST! I DIDN'T WANT ARLO OFF THE TEAM WHEN THE MAXIMUM CAME 'ROUND DURING HALFTIME.
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It was my idea.
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YEAH! AND IT WORKED REALLY WELL. MOSTLY.
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It seems like there's some bad blood between you and the Ultimate Heist Crew.
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PASS.
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'Kay. In that case, that's all the questions we've got for you! Anything else to say?
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YOU'D BETTER BE READY FOR CHALLENGE THREE! WE-HEE-HEE-MAY BE A TEAM WITH ONLY ONE CONTESTANT, CONSISTING OF AROUND FIFTEEN CONTESTANTS, BUT WE'VE GOT A HUNDRED CONTESTANTS' WORTH OF HEART.
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Sounds good to me. Thanks for coming by, Playlist.
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ANY TIME.
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GOOD LUCK WITH THE CHALLENGE MAN! THANKS FOR CHATTING WITH US!
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Okay.
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Playlist gets up and exits.
That night...
PLAYLIST @ WC2 @RealPlaylist SOME PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THE VALUE OF SILENCE... SOMETIMES SAYING NOTHING AT ALL IS BETTER THAN SAYING TOO MUCH. ALL I'M SAYING.
Nov 7, 2022
PLAYLIST @ WC2 @RealPlaylist Replying to @RealPlaylist
I will post our address
Nov 7, 2022
STATLER @STATLER154238571 Replying to @RealPlaylist
PLEASE DO! I'D LOVE TO GET BETTER AT AVOIDING YOU.
Nov 7, 2022
Waldonf" @WALDORF55 Replying to @STATLER154238571
You$d better watch out if you do that... Anywhere where Playlisn isn"t must be pretty croowded...
Nov 7, 2022
Statler and Waldorf @StatlerWaldorf Replying to @WALDORF55
Oh ho ho ho!
Nov 7, 2022
