"I am Minecraft Steve!" - Minecraft Steve Interview I

Recorded on November 5, 2022

DUDE. MIKE AND SPIKE REPORTING LIVE AGAIN FROM THE WIKI CAMP 2.

THIS TIME, WE HAVE A NON-CONTESTANT WITH US. MINECRAFT STEVE.

Hello! I live in the land of Minecraft. I explore the land I rule, make farms to get food and survive and build huge structures! I have diamond tools and armor! I kill monsters using my diamond tools and armor! I am currently trying to kill the ender dragon 20 times and rebuild the end island! My favorite mob is the creeper!

Woah, looks like we've got a chatty one over here.

INDEED. SO, FIRST QUESTION. HOW DID YOU END UP HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE? IS IT THE SAME SITUATION WITH HOW YOU'RE IN SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE?

Well, one day, I was just walking around the Minecraft world like I normally do, when I suddenly got pulled into a black hole. When I came out of the hole, I saw a strange island with strange green creatures on it. I was scared at first, but I realized that they were friendly.

Well I certainly wouldn't want that to happen to me. So what happened next?

After talking to the green creatures (they call themselves "villagers") I asked to go back to the world of Minecraft. But when I started looking for the black hole to get home, it suddenly disappeared! I was terrified, thinking I was trapped here forever! But then I found a magical looking cave, and when I walked inside the cave, I got transported back to the Minecraft world!

Well that doesn't answer how you ended up in The Wiki Camp 2! Surely something else must've happened when you got back, right?

Well, when I got back I found the ender dragon attacking my lands! I grabbed my diamond sword and began charging towards the dragon. I ran for 5 minutes straight until I got to the dragon. I started swinging my sword at the dragon and the fight began! I fought so hard and the dragon fought so hard but I wasn't gonna go down without a fight!

DUDE. HE'S ASKING ABOUT HOW YOU ENDED UP HERE. COULD YOU SKIP TO THAT PART FOR US?

Well, after the battle with the ender dragon. The ender dragon suddenly blasted a green lightning bolt at me! The green bolt shot me into the air and through the air until I landed… HERE! That's how I got here!

WELL THAT ANSWERS THAT. SUCKS THAT YOU GOT BLASTED ALL THE WAY OVER HERE, DUDE.

Kinda reminds me how I got blasted by Sealon Musk in the bidding for Twitter.

THAT SUCKS TOO. ANYWAY, HOW DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING BACK, STEVE?

I'm working on a plan to get back! I started building a portal out of cobblestone, but that got destroyed by a creeper! Then I started building a portal out of oak logs, but that too was destroyed by a creeper! Then I tried again with stone bricks but a creeper blew them up again!

I didn't realise we had any creepers here to begin with. Have you tried using anything tougher?

Yes, I tried using the toughest blocks I could find like obsidian and bedrock! But the problem with those blocks are that I don't have much of them! Obsidian is the easiest to get of those blocks but it is almost impossible to destroy! But creepers are everywhere and will destroy anything if left in peace!

SORRY TO HEAR THAT, DUDE. NICE TRIVIA, THOUGH.

ASIDE FROM ALL THAT, HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING IT HERE SO FAR?

I LOVE IT HERE! I MADE ALL KINDS OF NEW FRIENDS LIKE YOU AND THE OTHER CONTESTANTS! I GET TO EXPLORE NEW PLACES AND DISCOVER NEW THINGS! SO FAR THIS PLACE IS MY FAVORITE PLACE TO BE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I LOVE THIS CAMP!!!

Well, that's good to hear, Steve. Appreciate the sudden burst of enthusiasm. Any last words before you leave?

Before I go, can I give you guys some life advice? The life advice that I am going to give you is that you should ALWAYS follow your dreams! Be a nice guy and help others! Always strive to reach your goals!

AND OFF HE GOES. WELL, THAT WAS ALL FROM MINECRAFT STEVE. NOT SURE IF WE'LL SEE HIM IF HE DOES FIND A WAY BACK TO HIS HOME.

Speaking of home, I think we should build one together.

GOOD IDEA, DUDE. I'LL GET MINECRAFT STARTED UP.