Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein is Hottwick Marsholomew Chocolateson's doppelganger. He is a much-beloved physicist who came up with jaw-dropping ideas.

Education

Einstein was famously too stupid to even pass 1st-grade math, which I imagine is an inspiration to you, the reader. Later on, he would enroll at some university, where he would often spend his time challenging the atheist liberal professors and pwning them.

Thoughts

Einstein famously told the citizens of the Wiki Camp that E, representing the amount of gasoline, is equal to m, the age of the seal, multiplied by c, the size, squared.

Worm Friend

Einstein did not have friends, that would’ve distracted him from carrying out his experiments. That would’ve been not good.

The only true friend Einstein had was his funny worm friend that lived in his mouth, Guppy. Guppy was cool because he was one of the only creatures alive at the time who could match Einstein’s intellectual genius. Upon their fateful first encounter, they become lifelong friends and eventually grew see each other as more.