Big Boy

...It was all a dream...?

Big Boy's driver enters the Steam Shops.

What the hell happened?!

Anonymous Employee I dunno, man.

No, it's hard to explain. Me and Big Boy were in... some kind of... wiki. With all these sentient objects and... seals?!

Anonymous Employee A wiki... with seals?

Yeah. Lots of them. Especially the ones from... was it Lake Baikal?

Anonymous Employee I only remember hearing about the sea lions of San Francisco...

Weird...

Anonymous Employee What else do you remember?

There was some... Mario, except he wasn't Mario.

Anonymous Employee Then who was it?

He looked exactly like Mario, but he flew a starship.

Anonymous Employee Hahaha, that's just Super Mario Galaxy!

Nonono, that's not who you were thinking!

Anonymous Employee Well, if it wasn't Mario, then it's gotta be someone else, right?

You don't understand!

Anonymous Employee Eh, I'll figure it out. I have some work to do.

Alright, then...

Will the driver's life ever be the same now that he experienced this fever dream? Will he ever notice that somewhere in another room there is a cup of Team 17's hot chocolate? Stick around, fellow viewers, because shit is about to get real...!