Cellphone

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Cellphone
Cellphone.png
Nicknames Phony
Species Mobile Phone
Gender Female
Pronouns She/Her
First appearance April 2005
Latest appearance John the Cube: the Movie
Portrayed by Herself
Discord profile luckyhairclip
Wiki user User:Snowphie

Cellphone is a CoolPhone 3G Plus that had her sentience enabled due to a recovery program and some dubious hardware that was incorporated into her.

Appearance

Cellphone is a pink Flip phone from the mid 2000s. The top half is a screen and the bottom half has a keypad and directional buttons. The left side of the bottom has has a Headphone Jack, Card Slot and USB Port. On the back, the top half has a small Camera towards the bottom and a smaller screen. The bottom half has a small antenna on the top edge which sits next to a small charm hole, which a blue and yellow charm hangs from.

History

Cellphone was created in April 2005, where she was subsequently purchased and well used for a few years, before one day, her user downloaded a file, thinking it was a free version of a paid ringtone, turned out to be a Trojan. The Trojan ended up over time corrupting Cellphone's file system, to the point where she could no longer turn on, and simply displayed an error which made it so she could no longer boot into her operating system. After this, she was put away in a box, and it seemed she would never be used again. Many years later, an unknown benefactor was seemingly able to install a recovery program onto her and launch it, which was able to remove the Trojan from her and restore some of her files, though many of them remain corrupted or missing. In the process of this happening, the recovery program was also able to enable her sentience.


Personality

Cellphone's personality originally came from the writings left on her from her former owner. Cellphone loved to talk about things from the mid 2000s including Jokes from that time. She also enjoyed making awful phone-related puns. She enjoyed making calls with herself to unsuspecting people to cause mischief and silliness. Occasionally, Cellphone will glitch out when she speaks but usually only after doing a lot of activity for a long time. She often loathed technology newer than 2010, Deeming it “unnecessary” since she could do anything they can just as well. After about a year of being reactivated, Cellphone's personality began to degrade into being more cynical. Her random silliness went away in favour of actively laughing and making fun of advances in technology and how much of a massive gimmick they all were. After a few months this started to grow old, and she went into a spiral of realizing the gravity of her situation, of how alone she was and how much she missed her former owner.


Features

Cellphone has many useful features on her:

  • Phone and SMS: for calling and messaging people.
  • Contacts: Cellphone can store up to 200 contacts.
  • Calendar: for checking dates and writing on important events.
  • Clock: She has many clock features, those being a Clock, timer, alarm and stopwatch.
  • Camera: for taking pictures and videos.
  • Internet Browser: for viewing websites.
  • Multimedia: for playing Music, and watching videos and viewing photos.
  • Notes: For taking notes.

Games

Cellphone has two games on her:

  • Not-tris: clear vertical lines with various blocks in this definitely not Tetris clone.
  • That’s a Gotchi: a Virtual pet game.

Coverage

Cellphone has signed up to debut in challenge one. She came 47th with 105 points!!

In challenge 2, Cellphone joined Epic Evil!

For challenge III, Cellphone added 2384 bytes to the page! Though most of them were her talking about herself. Despite this, she managed to score 217.34 points, landing her in 41st place. Cellphone hopes to score even higher next time.

Challenge 4️⃣ happened. 11th place.

There were some other challenges but I don’t feel like writing about them anymore. Soz x

Trivia

  • The charm on Cellphone's back is based off of her creators' Objectsona.
  • She is very loosely based on the Sanyo Katana Mobile Phone.
  • Cellphones are known for the destruction of the human race.