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Elon Musk:

Call me Musk (uh!), I'm here to help (yeah!)

(Many of Musk's endeavors were started by himself with humanitarian intentions, and he is a philanthropist as well. In particular, Tesla and Solar City are both directed towards providing its customers with eco-friendly electric cars and solar panels, respectively. Musk begins the battle by telling the audience that he is the good guy people should root for.)

Flush a Zucker-turd for humanity's health!

(In contrast, Musk believes that Zuckerberg's products are ultimately harmful to people, and that everyone would be better off without him. Since "turd" is slang for poop; Musk believes that flushing Mark Zuckerberg out of society serves the same hygienic purpose as flushing turds down a toilet.)

I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the Dark Ages!

(Musk has been quoted directly as saying "You should try to take the set of actions that are likely to prolong civilization, minimize the probability of a dark age and reduce the length of a dark age if there is one," which are morals he derived by reading Isaac Asimov's Foundation series. Musk believes that the technology he creates prevents human culture from dying out or stagnating. During the second half, Musk straight up picks the subtitles up like a rope, as a way of demonstrating that he's so technologically advanced that he can mess around with the video he's in.)

You provide a place to discover your aunt's...kinda racist!

(Facebook is often mocked for allowing users to spread racist or otherwise prejudiced beliefs publicly (which is not allowed, but also nearly impossible to moderate for a site of Facebook's size). As such, reacting to "discovering your [relative is] kinda racist" is one of the most widely known memes one can make about Facebook.)

Got called to Senate,

(On April 10th, 2018, Zuckerberg was called to stand in front of the U.S. Senate. In the years following the election of Donald Trump, it became clear that a company called Cambridge Analytica built a quiz app on Facebook which illegally obtained the data of up to 87 million Facebook users, which was then sold to the Trump campaign for the purpose of positively influencing their campaign strategy. The data was also sold to the Institutional Revolutionary Party of Mexico for the sake of their country's 2018 general election, and a pro-Brexit group in the UK. The purpose of the Senate hearing was to determine whether Facebook was at further risk of such breaches, and what Facebook would do to protect user information.)

Dianne Feinstein:

Data hack.

(Senator Dianne Feinstein was involved in the Facebook–Cambridge Analytica data scandal investigation as the ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, questioning Zuckerberg on the data breach’s impact on the United States and other countries election and Facebook’s involvement the operations.)

Elon Musk:

You acted so robotic Star Trek's like,

(Zuckerberg has a reputation for having a pale face, absentminded demeanor, and unblinking eyes. This was especially noted during the aforementioned Senate hearing.)

Jean-Luc Picard:

"We need Lieutenant Data back!"

(Continuing from Musk's last line, the character Data from the franchise Star Trek is a synthetic lifeform, a robot or "android" which looks mostly human, but also has pale skin and does not have the capacity to feel emotion. Musk compares the two, saying that the other characters of Star Trek would not be able to tell the difference between them.)

Elon Musk:

I'm Tony Stark with a James Bond sprinkle tossed in,

(Tony Stark is a character belonging to Marvel Comics. He is a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist  and creator of the Iron Man suit, a high-tech full body armor which allows him to fly and shoot repulsor beams from his arms, among other abilities. In addition to that, Elon Musk himself appeared as a cameo in Iron Man 2. James Bond is a character of the eponymous franchise, who is a British spy known for being high-class and has saved the world several times. Musk attributes to himself the brilliance of Stark's intellect, and Bond's smooth, cool guy demeanor.)

And I've been flossing since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins!

(Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss and Divya Narendra have stated that they were the ones that generated the idea of Facebook, and Zuckerberg stole it from them. Musk is stating that he "double-crossed" them, and is making money off of their idea. "Flossing" is a popular internet dance move, in which a person repeatedly swings their arms with clenched fists from the back of their body to the front on each side. Musk has expressed his interest in following internet trends and states that he has been successful before Zuckerberg came up with the idea of Facebook.)