Real life
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Real life is all around you. Focus, and observe your surroundings - that's real life. Humans, and all sorts of other beings, can go out into the world and touch grass. No one on this wiki has ever seen let alone touched grass. But, we make it our mission to accurately[wrong] portray everything and anything every created and not created. Life was invented by God or not.[1] The meaning of life was solved by some guy and it's to pet cats.
Activities
There are many fun things you can do in real life:
- Eat food
- Meet friends
- Create artworks
- Swim in the ocean
- Do a speedrun
- Running in big open fields of grass
- Capitalism
- Hopscotch
- Manslaughter
- Your Mother
- Death
The possibilities are endless.
Controversies
In 1907, when the first human died, some felt it was unfair. Just because a steamroller crashes through your house in Wyoming, shouldn't mean that your time on this planet is over.
- ↑ Hopefully this ties over the religious people and nonreligious people for long enough