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Lost Artifact

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"Me, lost? You must be insane, because you're the one who's lost!" - Lost Artifact shortly before disappearing

Lost Artifact
Lost artifact 1.png
Lost Artifact c.2007
Full name Joseph "The Lost Artifact" G. Hill
Species Unknown metal (presumably gold?)
First appearance Macromedia Flash 8
Latest appearance Edit War
Portrayed by Themselves
Latest portrayal New Londinium
Discord profile harrowwink (formerly harrow#6561)
Wiki user HarrowwInk

Joseph "The Lost Artifact" Green Hill, known simply as Lost Artifact, is an unknown lost artifact that has been lost for reasons yet to be determined.

Lost Artifact uses they/them pronouns.

Appearance

Some sort of weird plate of an unknown metal which cracked over time. Experts believe that they might be gold (giants), although Lost Artifact isn't as shiny as gold. In fact, Lost Artifact isn't shiny at all!

Personality

Lost Artifact is a very sporadic character. Sometimes, Lost Artifact can be rude and condescending to others, other times, Lost Artifact can be very chill and nonchalant. Who actually knows what Lost Artifact's true colours are? Don't answer that, you'll regret it if you do.

Coverage

Lost Artifact participated in BFDI: The Power of Two before being banished to the shadow realm in the episode "Return of the Hang Glider 12", earning Lost Artifact 2000th place in general.

Lost Artifact then decided to escape the shadow realm and was never found since. Allegedly, Lost Artifact has been spotted participating in Challenge 1 of The Wiki Camp 2, but that had been colloquially and unanimously decided to be pure hearsay, since nobody had heard from Lost Artifact at the time, until it was confirmed by the time The Supreme Goddess announced the results, which confirmed Lost Artifact's true location. They have since participated in Challenge 2, where they snuck into the back door of Damn seal, but was later banished into the backrooms. Since then, no Lost Artifact spottings have been made... But not for long! By Challenge 3, Lost Artifact decided to disguise themselves as New Londinium, a previously planned participator and decided to contribute in the Edit War by inserting what seemed to be the entirety of the Damn seal page, however it would seem that they snuck in the entirety of Moby Dick, including the dreaded 94th Chapter in, showing NO REMORSE in the process. Because of this, Lost Artifact was found out and a whole new rule emerged. So Lost Artifact eventually decided to swear revenge on the Wiki Camp crew for chastising their decision, cursing them with the Billboard in the process. Unfortunately, the Billboard did not curse them as badly as Lost Artifact had hoped, and as it turns out, it was submitted as a thing for Challenge 4 and ended up putting Damn seal up for elimination. This then led to Lost Artifact disguising themselves yet again, this time as a "representative" of the Birmingham City Council. Fortunately for them, 123 Referee didn't vote and ended up being auto-eliminated, therefore meeting the quota and sparing them and the rest of Damn seal. As for Lost Artifact, though, it is presumed that they have gone off to England. Many presume Lost Artifact is attempting to assassinate King Bob, although it is still unknown what Lost Artifact is doing there in the first place. They also did some other challenges but who cares at this point they still can't be found!!

Abilities

With the power of the chaos emeralds, Lost Artifact is able to end the world.

Weaknesses

What weaknesses?

How???

Lost Artifact exists. Don't ask me, Lost Artifact just exists! Why are you still asking me?!?! What better time do you have than to keep on constantly bothering a guy?!?!?!?! I'm just trying to write a wiki page for my Wiki Camp 2 character here!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!!

Oh, I see how it is, you think it's funny to keep on pestering me with questions, huh? Well in that case...

You better check your mailbox...

Trivia

  • Lost Artifact was initially planned to be part of the now scrapped fourth batch of ONE, alongside Weaved Pumpkin, Circle and Superhero Man Jack.
  • Lost Artifact was first discovered around 2005 and would've been the Flash Companion, which acted similarly to Clippy and would've been way too fucking annoying.
    • Thankfully, the higherups at Macromedia agreed with me and Lost Artifact was banished to Earth for being an awful feature.
  • Lost Artifact participated in all 5 seasons of Battle for Dream Island, despite always being eliminated way too early.
  • Lost Artifact's favourite place in the world is Binley Mega Chippy, with The Freeway coming in at a close second.
  • Lost Artifact's favourite movie is Minions: Fall of Gru.
  • Lost Artifact listens to the worst podcasts in the world.
  • Now's your chance to be a BIG SHOT!
  • Lost Artifact is a wanted criminal in at least 241 countries, due to the various crimes Lost Artifact committed all over the world.
  • Lost Artifact's real name is actually Jeff. I lied to you all along.
  • Lost Artifact is on a quest to take over the world.
  • Lost Artifact actually solved the diabolical speed trap issues.
  • Lost Artifact has caused the most chaos in Wiki Camp ever.
    • To this day, they haven't shown ANY REMORSE for it. But their user might've.
  • Lost Artifact was once the monarch of England. This was before Queen Elizabeth II wrongfully banished them to the shadow realm.
  • This isn't the real Lost Artifact actually, as it seems the real Lost Artifact was executed in 2011 for merely stepping foot in North Korea.
    • This claim is false. Do not listen to this claim no Lost Artifact was executed in 2011 do not listen

Gallery

This is a gallery. But it's also a quote book.

  • Lost Artifact

  • They Point!

  • N/A

  • Lost Artifact being chased by the cops

Here are some of Lost Artifact's most iconic quotes!

  • "It's artifactin' time."
  • "All things are free for the taking, it's free real estate after all!"
  • "I'm under arrest?! Nope, you're under arrest!"
    • Shortly after saying that, they got arrested for mini-modding.
  • "Whatever! Your show was mid anyway, Two!" - them shortly before being banished into the shadow realm.
  • "Where the heck am I?" - from an early ONE 4 scene.
  • "You win none, you lose everything. Good day to you."
  • "Inspirational quotes?! Hmph! The only quotes I'll ever give are as follows..."
    • They then proceeded to make monkey noises.
  • "Get out of my face and never come back. Or else..."

Those are all the quotes we managed to get before we angered Lost Artifact and got chased down. Luckily, I was the only one to survive. As for the others, they're now long gone...


THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!! THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!! THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!! THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!! THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!! THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!! THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!! THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!! THIS ARTIFACT WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


???

The Lost Artifact will be found one day. As of right now, the remnants have been partially found and combined...

!!!

Your mother

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