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Spike
DUDE. THE TENTH CHALLENGE IS HERE!
Michael Bloomberg
Wow, Spike. Ten whole challenges since the Wiki Camp 2 began. This calls for a celebration!

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Kermit
Alright, people! We gotta get this show on the road!
Michael Bloomberg
Wha? How come?
Kermit
It's another episode of... uh... what was it again?
Spike
DUDE. IS IT FOR THE CHALLENGE?
Kermit
...Oh yeah! An episode of The Wiki Camp 2!
Audience
clap clap clap!
Kermit
Places, everyone!
Narrator
As the drums start pounding, the audience is sure to be entertained! But what will they expect in this grand theatre? Stay tuned, we'll be back right after this!
Statler
Stay tuned? I'd rather tune a worn out piano from a saloon!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Foghorn Leghorn
BOY I SAY NOW, YA CAN'T JUST GO HECKLIN' AROUND IN A PACKED THEATRE LIKE A PACK OF HYENAS. THEM ACTORS GOT ONE THING BOY, AND THAT THING IS CALLED DEDICATION. THEY'VE BEEN TRAINED ALL THEIR LIFE TO BE HERE SON, AND YA GOTTA RESPECT THAT. MUCKIN' ABOUT 'LL ONLY MAKE THEIR REPUTATION PLUMMET. PLUMMET, I SAY. YA WANNA GO BOY, THEN SKEDADDLE.
Audience
Shhh! So rude!
Isambard Kingdom Brunel

Be not afeard, be not afeard; the isle is full of noises
Sounds, and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears; and sometime voices

Spike
...
Isambard Kingdom Brunel

That, if I then had waked after long sleep,
Will make me sleep again; and then in dreaming,
The clouds me thought would open, and show riches
Ready to drop upon me...

Spike
*tries not to hold back tears*
Isambard Kingdom Brunel
...that when I waked,
Isambard Kingdom Brunel
I cried... to dream again!
Audience
clap clap clap!

See previous versions of this dialogue here!