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McDonald's (called Macca's in Australia and Maccy D's in United Kingdom, the) is a multimillion dollar fast food franchise owned by Ronald D. McGill. The namesake came from Ronald's best friend, Donald after legal troubles licensing the McGill name. As a fast food franchise, it serves fast food.[citation needed] It is archnemeses with Burger King.
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Successes
The Fish Filet
In 1962, McDonald's, in tandem with Fish Awareness Month released a new sandwich, the Fish Filet. Surprisingly, consumers enjoyed the sandwich so much that on launch day, the sandwich sold out immediately after an employee ate them all. Due to the sandwich's overwhelming success, fish soon became public knowledge.
Fails
The Nerpa Pooburger
In 2022, McDonald's tried to rekindle the days of old with releasing another sandwich based on a new sea creature. They released the Nerpa Pooburger, hoping that it would be an instant smash hit. And they were correct! The customers smashed and hit everything they could in their sight after just looking at it. A lot of property damage was done to McDonald's locations worldwide, costing about 20 billion dollars in damage overall. Most employees were arrested for selling the burger. Ronald has gone into hiding after the disastrous release of the burger.
The Okinberry Incident
A man who unfortunately ingested Okinberry puree.
Also in 2022 (not a great year for McDonald's), a farm in New Columbia under the subsidiary of Heinz, the company that produces the McDonald's sauces made a fatal error. On the order form for the shipment of the McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce, they substituted most fruits, such as peaches and apricots, which are used as pureed ingredients in the sauce, for okinberries, a very poisonous and deadly berry. Somehow, this slipped past all management and was served as a sauce in locations across the country on August 24th, 2022. Thousands of patients were admitted in hospitals due to poisoning from the sauce. Whether this was an elaborate scheme or a mistake remains unknown. Ronald has gone on the record saying nothing because he is still in hiding. Heinz won't let us in his apartment anymore.
Ghost-Boster
they put fucking ghost in the burger
what da fuck
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Ronald Event
If you are a low-level player, whenever you see a wild Ronald inside of a McDonald's, it's recommended that you leave the establishment immediately as to not provoke him. He is a very powerful entity and is considered a late-game secret boss. However if you've completed the main story and are ready to fight Ronald, make sure you are well-supplied to fight him. You likely need everything on the McDonald's menu in your inventory as to properly avoid his powerful attacks.