Paper

Paper is a thing made from trees; specifically processed cellulose from lumber. It is the counter to Rock but weak to Scissors.

Matchups

	Rock	Paper	Scissors
Paper	+	○	-

DUDE. BEING PAPER SUCKS. I CAN'T EVEN DRINK WATER.

Of course it sucks; it certainly doesn't rock! Oh ho ho ho!

And it doesn't quite cut it, either.

Can it!

It can't.

Not what he meant, moneybags! Oh forget it.

Can!

I JUST HATE BEING REMINDED THAT I'M MADE OF PAPER.

Well I think it makes me quite charming. My personality feels less flat.