Skate board

sick moves, captain hook!

A skate board is a radical thing that just so happens to be the 5000th thing ever created! Gnarly!

themstory

The skate board was bodaciously invented in 1950-whatever-the-fuck by Sir F. Boardo Jr. after getting painfully jealous of his father, Sir F. Boardo Sr., who invented the surf board. Boardo Jr. took his father's creation, attached wheels to it, and was recorded as saying "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME NOW DAD?!?! HUHH!?!? HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?" once it was completed.

The skate board was the 5000th thing ever created, after QWillow created the 4999th thing, which was LYING!!!!

Skate board ing, as is the righteous act of getting on a skate board and seeing what happens next, is totally rad and got increasingly rad over the next 10 years, and the 10 years after that, and the 10 years after that, and the 10 years after that, and the 10 years after that, and the 10 years after that, and the 10 years after that! Now it's 2023. God Almighty. Amen.🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

ratio

functions

there are 2 primary functions of skate board, with various subordinate functions for each. there are skate functions, or functions relating to skate. and board functions, which are functions relating to board

skate functions

god gfuckign DAMMIT@ i posted teh wrong image can you gusy pretend i posted the right one plseae??

• do an ollie
• do a kickflip
• do a alley oop
• do a mctwist
• that thing where something is super heavy and you put it on wheels to give it ease of movement
  • (not to be confused with a similar toy)
• become a human tech deck
• Combine with Perry-Sail for a fun adventure!
• go to skate park and pwn newbs
• have fun

board functions

• Not on the Board of Shareholders yet, but has a shot, at least i think so.
• board up a house with it
• In sticky situations, use it as a cutting board!
• Has potential to become a Bill Board
• Lethal Weapon
• decorate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :3c
• don't be a stinker

drawbacks

Skate boards can't draw at all, much less backs! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

but seriously. these things are deadly as fuck.

welcome to msmojo and today we're counting down our Top 10 most deadliest skate boarding drawbacks in the whole wide world ever!

Number 10

hurt leg. sometimes when you skate board you hurt your leg. ow!

Number 9

skate board becomes sentient and is mean to you. self explanatory

Number 8

skate board becomes sentient and is nice to you. you wouldn't think this one would be deadly but you'll form an everlasting friendship over the span of like 10 or 15 minutes, and then your skate board will commit the greatest act of self-sacrifice all for your sake, leaving you mourning the loss of your dearest friend and wondering how things could have been different. kind of like in the kirby anime.

Number 7

hurt knee. different from hurt leg YEOW! OUCH!!!! There is so much in the knee. so many nerves!!!

Number 6

once i went skate boarding at my local skate park at the mall and i tried to do a grind on the rail and i fell on my face and all the cool older skate boarders laughed at me and called me a newb. the physical pain was nothing compared to the pain in my heart i am never going skating again.

Number 5

jumping over Springfield Gorge.

fuck.

Number 4

Death By Ska. you can't spell skate board without ska. otherwise it'd just be te board. and while ska is an amazing music genre filled with horns and fun rhythms, if you listen to too much reel big fish, that shit'll fuck you up or even kill you.

Number 3

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Number 2

fall into the woodchipper. you see. skate boards and woodchippers love each other. they're like girlfriends. and girlfriends cannot stay away from one another no matter how hard they try. that's the beauty of love. any time a skate board sees a woodchipper, she wants to jump into her loving embrace. this could be really really really really really bad if you're still on the skate board.

Number 1

not recognizing tony hawk. worst most deadliest sin a skate boarder can commit.

pre-valence

a lot.

list of famous people with skate boards

• Justin Bieber
• Michael Bloomberg
  • what??
    • He played Marty McFly in Back to the Future?
      • no? that was michael j fox
        • Ladies. You're Both Wrong. It Was Michael Timeline.
• Nerpy Scuba
• Muscle Man's Mom (see below)
• Bart Simpson
• That one BFDI Mini character... what was their name again????
  • Oh right.
    • It was Glue.

list of not famous people with skate boards

• Scar (formerly)
• Austin McQuinn, (not) famed skate board wiki editor who died in a vat of hot oil while editing the skate board wiki and also skate boarding
• Skate Board Cat
• 

  Liann likes being creative and skate boarding
  Liann
• Likely you, if you're on this page.

SECRET SKATERS

• Mat Hoffman
• Jason Ellis
• Robo-Tony
• Jimbo
• Billie Joe
• Lil' Jon
• Noah
• Spider-Man

Skate Board in Media

Trivia

• what sport is the focus of teh movie "lords of dogtown?"
• teh moderating team keeps me this is not waht they mean by trivia. fuck them. waht pastime is teh subject of teh christian slater movie "gleaming the cube"?
• In the 1990s skate boarding was considered awesome and radical.
  • they put it in Goof Troop
• Sir Feet is the only Wiki Camp 2 competitor who cannot get on a skate board
• Don't cry. Four hours of Back Yard Skate Boarding audio. okay?
• Use this section to add trivia related to Skate board!

troper ta-Can We Please Get A New Name For This Section? Thank You And With Love 💕, The Management

Troper tales STOP FUCKING CALLING IT THAT! has moved! Please put all personal skate board events, stories, happenstances, and the like here.

• i am a dad who loves to skate. here is a picture of me
  • who the FUCK do you think you are? you're supposed to put this in the discussion!!!
    • i am a small dad who also loves to skate. here is a picture of me
      • i hate moder

You know who else is a dad who loves to skate?

MY MOM (she is bigender 😀)

skate boarding accolades

The Annual Skate Board Awards (known unofficially as The Tony Awards (and known by post-ironic horse girls as The Pony Awards)) recognizes outstanding achievement in skate board every year. however, unlike most award shows, the Tonys are known for being 100% objective. This year's Tony Awards took place on January 23, 2023 in Specific Stadium in New Cheyenne, Wikiland.

2023 Award for Most Wheels on a Skate Board

Cellphone - 538 Wheels

2023 Award for Most Puzzles About Skate Boards

Mate - 97 Skate Board Puzzles

2023 Award for Littlest Babiest Skate Ramp

Toy Blocks - Like idk 2 inches?

2023 Award for Most Skate Board Tricks Done in a Year

Paper Niko - ∞ Tricks On This Page Alone!

2023 Award for Most Politicians on a Skate Board

Head of Lettuce - 1/2 of a Politician

gallery

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  Skate boards from Toys R Us

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  This is the back of my skate board. Sometimes skate boards are edgy and have swears on them. I got this one for free and sold it for $40.

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  clicker?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!

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  i, like, totally had a vision from god last night and he told me this page needed to be more radical and bodacious... and i was like. "uh yeah anything for you god." so i tried to find a picture of god doing some sick moves, but i couldn't find any, so i figured sonic was just as gnarly as god.

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  the skate board's natural habitat is a skate park like this one. unfortunately, this one is covered in snow, so the skate boards had to migrate.

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  mourning the death of Mark Genuine. also he has a skate board i guess.

skate park!!!

Hey Look! It's Tony Award Winner Paper Niko!

you are now leaving the skate park...

i hope you had fun. if you didn't... erm... NO REFUNDS!