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In 1925, Drake's nemesis appeared in [[King of Prussia, Pennsylvania]] through a "green, circle thing" that historians have later claimed to be a [[Dimensional Portal]] from [[Rick and Morty]]. After landing on the ground, Drake's Nemesis was reported as saying "I AM DRAKE'S NEMESIS. I MUST DESTROY HIM." Bystanders, rightfully confused and awkward feeling about the entire situation, tried shuffling away as fast as they can, with a [[Dunkaccino|brave hero]] taking the fall for everybody by organizing an impromptu "[[Very Cool Party Event]]" at his house and taping a "No People Who Came Through A Green Circle Thing" sign on the front door, legally barring Drake's Nemesis from entry.
In 1925, Drake's nemesis appeared in [[King of Prussia, Pennsylvania]] through a "green, circle thing" that historians have later claimed to be a [[Dimensional Portal]] from [[Rick and Morty]]. After landing on the ground, Drake's Nemesis was reported as saying "I AM DRAKE'S NEMESIS. I MUST DESTROY HIM." Bystanders, rightfully confused and awkward feeling about the entire situation, tried shuffling away as fast as they can, with a [[Dunkaccino|brave hero]] taking the fall for everybody by organizing an impromptu "[[Very Cool Party Event]]" at his house and taping a "No People Who Came Through A Green Circle Thing" sign on the front door, legally barring Drake's Nemesis from entry.
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After this, Drake's Nemesis went into hiding until Drake's birth on October 24, 1986, where he was reported as sighted in [[China, China]]. It is confirmed by Drake's Nemesis that he had been hoarding hundreds male ducks (drakes) bought from [[Costco]], possibly a result of rejection-based psychosis-induced confusion. Attempts to ask Drake's Nemesis about where he was doing this have resulted in at least [[Mass destruction|20 fatalities]].
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After this, Drake's Nemesis went into hiding until Drake's birth on October 24, 1986, where he was reported as sighted in [[China, China]]. It is confirmed by Drake's Nemesis that he had been hoarding hundreds of male ducks (drakes) bought from [[Costco]], possibly a result of rejection-based psychosis-induced confusion. Attempts to ask Drake's Nemesis about where he was doing this have resulted in at least [[Mass destruction|20 fatalities]].
Shortly following the [[Y2K crisis]], Drake's Nemesis used a cellphone that had been destroyed by clock time overflow to record Drake's statements, editing them out of context to say mean things about people, which was very sad. Drake's Nemesis then broadcasted this information by climbing the [[John Hancock Tower]] in [[Massachusetts]], and using a device which Drake's Nemesis attests was based off of the [[Megaphone Array]] from [[The Simpsons]].
Shortly following the [[Y2K crisis]], Drake's Nemesis used a cellphone that had been destroyed by clock time overflow to record Drake's statements, editing them out of context to say mean things about people, which was very sad. Drake's Nemesis then broadcasted this information by climbing the [[John Hancock Tower]] in [[Massachusetts]], and using a device which Drake's Nemesis attests was based off of the [[Megaphone Array]] from [[The Simpsons]].