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<p><p>As you can see, greet can be picked up and thrown at opponents.</p>+ <div class="sdj-body-content-title"><div style="display:flex; align-items:center;">[[File:Serieslogo.png|50px]]<div style="display:flex; flex-direction:column; justify-content:space-between;"><div class="sdj-date" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:10px;">Sep. 10 Tue. 2007</div><div style="color:#FFFFFF; font-size:14px; font-weight:bold; margin-bottom:4px;">Netflix Instant Streaming Disc</div></div></div> [[File:Sdj-itm.png|x26px]]</div>+ <div class="sdj-body-content-text">+[[File:Npgreet.png|center|300px]] <p>Greet is a [[cyberpunk]] food named after "green meat" and [[Piece of shit|some guy]] shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how [[food]] [[sucks]] in the [[Future]].</p>+<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet1.png|250px|center]]Yuck! I'm not eating that!</div>+<p>Relax! You won't be eating greet on the [[battlefield]] anytime soon. Here in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Brawl]], greet has a different purpose.</p>+<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet2.png|250px|center]]These guys won't know what hit 'em!</div>
−<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet3.png|250px|center]]WHAM!</div>
−<p>While it doesn't go very far, greet packs quite the [[NerpaPunch|punch]]. It's best to use it on opponents who are distracted or incapacitated. [[Bonus points]] if you manage to hit a [[crowd]]!</p>
−<div class="sdj-body-content-text-footer"><ul><li>[[:Category:Items|Items]]</li><li>[[:Category:Things (official)|Things (official)]]</li><li>Sep. 10 Tue. 2007</li></ul></div>
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−The '''Netflix Instant Streaming Disc''' is an elusive little [[thing]].
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−{{Dojo opener|Greet|Sep. 10 Tue. 2007|img=Npgreet.png}}
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+[[File:Npgreet.png|center|275px|class=sdj-item-preview]]
<p>Greet is a [[cyberpunk]] food named after "green meat" and [[Piece of shit|some guy]] shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how [[food]] [[sucks]] in the [[Future]].</p>
<p>Greet is a [[cyberpunk]] food named after "green meat" and [[Piece of shit|some guy]] shoves it in the hero's face and says "Hey, want some greet?" and it's meant to show us how [[food]] [[sucks]] in the [[Future]].</p>
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet1.png|250px|center]]Yuck! I'm not eating that!</div>
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet1.png|250px|center]]Yuck! I'm not eating that!</div>
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<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet2.png|250px|center]]These guys won't know what hit 'em!</div>
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet2.png|250px|center]]These guys won't know what hit 'em!</div>
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet3.png|250px|center]]WHAM!</div>
<div class="sdj-img">[[File:Greet3.png|250px|center]]WHAM!</div>
−<p>As you can see, greet can be picked up and thrown at opponents.</p>
<p>While it doesn't go very far, greet packs quite the [[NerpaPunch|punch]]. It's best to use it on opponents who are distracted or incapacitated. [[Bonus points]] if you manage to hit a [[crowd]]!</p>
<p>While it doesn't go very far, greet packs quite the [[NerpaPunch|punch]]. It's best to use it on opponents who are distracted or incapacitated. [[Bonus points]] if you manage to hit a [[crowd]]!</p>
<p>Adding insult to injury, the surrounding [[Stink]] will damage nearby opponents. That goes [[both ways]], however: hold a greet for too long, and you'll suffer, too.</p>
<p>Adding insult to injury, the surrounding [[Stink]] will damage nearby opponents. That goes [[both ways]], however: hold a greet for too long, and you'll suffer, too.</p>
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−{{Dojo closer|tag1 = [[:Category:Things (official]]|tag2 = Sep. 10 Tue. 2007}}
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−{{Dojo opener|Netflix Instant Streaming Disc|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX}}
−[[File:Nisd.png|200px|center|class=sdj-item-preview secret]]
−<p>The Netflix Instant Streaming Disc is an elusive little [[thing]].</p>
−<p>[[You]] should not be here. Please [[leave at once]].</p>
−{{Dojo closer|XXX. XX XXX. 20XX|tag1=[[:Category:Items|Items]]|tag2=[[:Category:Things (official)|Things (official)]]|tag3=[[Do Not Research]]}}
−<p><p>As you can see, greet can be picked up and thrown at opponents.</p>
−<p>Adding insult to injury, the surrounding [[Stink]] will damage nearby opponents. That goes [[both ways]], however: hold a greet for too long, and you'll suffer, too.</p>
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<div class="sdj-legal"><ul class="sdj-directory"><li>[[Main Page|Super Smash Bros. Brawl Home]]</li><li>[[:Category:Items|Items]]</li><li>[[:Category:Things (official)|Things (official)]]</li></ul></div>
<div class="sdj-legal"><ul class="sdj-directory"><li>[[Main Page|Super Smash Bros. Brawl Home]]</li><li>[[:Category:Items|Items]]</li><li>[[:Category:Things (official)|Things (official)]]</li></ul></div>
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