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=== FREE ARMOR TRIMMING!!! ===
=== FREE ARMOR TRIMMING!!! ===
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<nowiki>CLUE SCROLLS AND CHALLENGE CRYSTALS GIVING YOU TROUBLE? CAN'T WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND SOME OF THE NONSENSE THAT [[</nowiki>{{CURRENTUSER}}<nowiki>]] REALLY THOUGHT WAS ANYNTHING MORE THAN OBSCURE [[:Category:Articles containing misinformation]]]]?? TOO BUSY ROLLING AROUND IN THE [[World 301]] TO AFFORD ANYTHING BETTER THAN SOME GOD DAMN [[[[Sir Feet|Steel Boots]]]]</nowiki>???<br><br>HAHAHAHAHAHA<br><br>
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<nowiki>CLUE SCROLLS AND CHALLENGE CRYSTALS GIVING YOU TROUBLE? CAN'T WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND SOME OF THE NONSENSE THAT [[</nowiki>{{CURRENTUSER}}<nowiki>]] REALLY THOUGHT WAS ANYNTHING MORE THAN OBSCURE [[:Category:Articles containing misinformation]]]]?? TOO BUSY ROLLING AROUND IN THE [[World 301]] TO AFFORD ANYTHING BETTER THAN SOME GOD DAMN </nowiki>[[[[Sir Feet|Steel Boots]]]]???<br><br>HAHAHAHAHAHA<br><br>
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GET A SPECIL TWO IN ONE OFFER WITH THIS PRIZE! YOU GET TO PERSONALLY MEET THE REAL SPAMTOIN ALONE IN THE WILDERNESS AND ILL TRIM ANY ARMOR YOU BRING ME! ITS A WIN WIN!!! MAKE MILLIONS AN HOUR! ITTS THE MONEY MAKING METHOD THE [[[[Special:ListUsers&group=bureaucrat|Bureaucrats]]]] DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW!
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<nowiki>GET A SPECIL TWO IN ONE OFFER WITH THIS PRIZE! YOU GET TO PERSONALLY MEET THE REAL SPAMTOIN ALONE IN THE WILDERNESS AND ILL TRIM ANY ARMOR YOU BRING ME! ITS A WIN WIN!!! MAKE MILLIONS AN HOUR! ITTS THE MONEY MAKING METHOD THE [[Bureaucrats]] DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW!</nowiki>
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=== ORDINARY DUCT TAPE ===
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<nowiki>IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE AN ORDINARY PIECE OF DUCT TAPE, AND THATS BECAUSE IT IS AN ORDINARY PIECE OF DUCT TAPE! YES, [[Category:Characters with transgender swag]] AND [[Category:He/Theys]], WITH JUST ONE LITTLE PIECE OF TAPE, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! STICK IT ON ANYTHING AND FIX IT UP! STICK IT ON A [[Door latch]]! STICK IT ON A [[Door latch]] AGAIN! JUST... SO... VERSATILE! ITS ENOUGH TO [[Bring down a president]]! YOUL'L CAN KISS ANY </nowiki>[[[[Head of Lettuce|Political figure]]]] OF YOUR CHOOSING'S CREDIBLITITY GOODBYE !
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=== NIKO OF PAPER ===
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<nowiki>WOW. A SEAL MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF PAPER. MY [[The Divine Goddess]] WOULD LOVE IT! IN FACT, THE FIRST SENTENCE SHE EVE EVER SAID WAS {{:Damn seal}}</nowiki>
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=== PRAYER POTION ===
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<nowiki>HOW MUCH FAITH HAVE WE ALL LOST FOLLOWING THE TRAGIC PASSING OF A [[Nice and firm]] LOVED ONE? IN TIMES LIKE THESE WE ASK OURSELVES: HOW MUCH LONGER DO ANY OF US HAVE? WHO ELSE WILL WE LOSE? WHOS NEXT? [[You decide]]! JOIN ME IN MOURNING THE ONES WHO LEFT US TOO SOON AND HOPING THAT THE </nowiki>[[[[Damn seal|People]]]] RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ARE SOME DAY HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR WHAT THEYVE DONE.
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