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==In the city==
==In the city==
{{Dia|Rem|Misa. What are you wearing?}}
{{Dia|Rem|Misa. What are you wearing?}}
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{{Dia|Misa|Oh Rem! Don't tell me you don't know what [[Furry|furries]] are!}}
{{Dia|Misa|Oh Rem! Don't tell me you don't know what [[Furry|furries]] are!}}
{{Dia|Rem|Huh, humans are truly [[interesting]]}}
{{Dia|Rem|Huh, humans are truly [[interesting]]}}
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{{Dia|Misa|Aren't you gonna let [[me]] in?!}}
{{Dia|Misa|Aren't you gonna let [[me]] in?!}}
{{Dia|Sayu|sure... whatever...}}
{{Dia|Sayu|sure... whatever...}}
+{{Dia|Light|Sayu you can't just let in every door to door [[Spamton|salesman]].}}
+{{Dia|Misa|Um. Light. It's me. your [[girl]][[friend]]... The one who was gonna let you borrow her [[notebook]]????}}
+{{Dia|Light|Borrow your n-}}
+{{Dia|Ryuk|Don't look now Light but this girl's got a [[shinigami]] of her own.}}
+{{Dia|Light|Oh!}}
+{{Dia|Light|Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!}}
+{{Dia|Light|Riiiiiiiiiiiiight, my girlfriend! Come on in. I can let you borrow one of [[my]] notebooks in return!}}
+
+==In Light's room...==
+{{Dia|Light|So you're the [[second]] Kira, huh?}}
+{{Dia|Misa|Yeppers! XP}}
+{{Dia|Kira|So L was [[right]] about [[Girl Kira]] all along. Damn him!}}
+{{Dia|Light|I'll be honest, I was not expecting a [[girl]].}}
+{{Dia|Misa|What?! I even had a [[Giggles|bow]] and everything!}}
+{{Dia|Ryuk|She had a bow Light!}}
+{{Dia|Light|Quiet you!}}
+{{Dia|Misa|Are you talking to your shinigami! Can I [[Greet|meet]] them?}}
+{{Dia|Light|Sure, it'll make things easier.}}
+{{Dia|Ryuk|Top of the [[morning]] to ya!}}
+{{Dia|Rem|This is Ryuk. He's a [[cringe]] [[fail]] shinigami who somehow managed to fool [[The Divine Goddess]].}}
+{{Dia|Ryuk|Yep that's me! Cringe and fail as they come!}}
+{{Dia|Misa|Hi Ryuk. I can outdo you in a minute.}}
+{{Dia|Ryuk|Oh you're on sister!}}
+{{Dia|Rem|Please Misa, don't say [[that]]. You're incredibly [[based]]...}}
+{{Dia|Misa|Rem, haven't you heard the [[phrase]] "I'm cringe but I'm [[free]]."}}
+{{Dia|Rem|Hmm, very well.}}
+{{Dia|Light|I feel like I'm [[missing]] [[One Piece|a vital piece]] of the conversation.}}
+{{Dia|Misa|Oh! My b! Here ya go!}}
+{{Dia|Ryuk|This is [[Rem]]. She's [[whatever]] I guess...}}
+{{Dia|Light|Nice to me-}}
+{{Dia|Rem|I [[hate]] you.}}
+{{Dia|Light|What?!}}
+{{Dia|Rem|I [[hate]] you. You smell like [[Axe Body Spray]]. And the only reason I haven't written your name in my notebook is because Misa likes you for some ungodly reason.}}
+{{Dia|Light|I thought Misa had your notebook.}}
+{{Dia|Rem|You think pulling one over on [[The Divine Goddess]] is the only way to get a Death Note?}}
+{{Dia|Light|...Yes?}}
+{{Dia|Rem|'''WRONG!'''}}
+{{Dia|Ryuk|Oh, did I forget to mention. Rem [[knows]] how to kill a shinigami...}}
+{{Dia|Light|Oh interesting. I could use [[that]].}}
+{{Dia|Rem|No you couldn't.}}
+{{Dia|Light|No I couldn't. (´・ω・｀)}}
+{{Dia|Misa|Anyway, I want to [[thank]] you for killing the madman who killed my [[parents]] and also I wanted to help you kill criminals and be your [[girlfriend]] for realsies.}}
+{{Dia|Light|How about all that, BUT you're just my girlfriend for [[Liar|pretendsies]]}}
+{{Dia|Misa|You drive a hard bargain...}}
+{{Dia|Misa|OKIE.}}
+
+==Back downstairs==
+{{Dia|Sayu|Yeah Light has a girlfriend at [[college]] now!}}
+{{Dia|Soichiro|A girlfriend?}}
+{{Dia|Light|Thank you Misa for coming ove-}}
+{{Dia|Soichiro|Light. I hear [[something]] about you having a girlfriend? I'm a little surprised, but I'm [[still]] proud of you for finding such a nice young woman.}}
+{{Dia|Light|Surpri-}}
+{{Dia|Kira| }}
+{{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! My [[dad]] still thinks I'm [[gay]]! I need to come up with a response to [[appease]] him.}}
+{{Dia|Light|Uh...}}
+{{Dia|Light|I'm bi.}}
+{{Dia|Soichiro|And I accept you, son! [[Love]] whoever you want to love, be it a [[woman]], man or [[nonbinary]] person.}}
+{{Dia|Kira|Hmph. Just as planned.}}