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{{#subtitle:The Death Note That Only Scar Can Edit}}
   
{{Unmarked Spoiler Warning|Death Note|this page is retelling the story of Death Note using dia boxes}}{{Distinguish|Seal Note|Deaeth note}}
 
{{Unmarked Spoiler Warning|Death Note|this page is retelling the story of Death Note using dia boxes}}{{Distinguish|Seal Note|Deaeth note}}
 
'''Death Note''' is an [[anime]] about
 
'''Death Note''' is an [[anime]] about
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{{Dia|Light|Death Note, huh?}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Death Note, huh?}}
 
{{Dia|Light|The human whose name is written in this note shall [[die]].}}
 
{{Dia|Light|The human whose name is written in this note shall [[die]].}}
{{Dia|Light|...}}
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{{Dia|Light|...This feels... familiar somehow...}}
{{Dia|Light|This feels... familiar somehow...}}
      
== One week earlier...==
 
== One week earlier...==
 
[[File:Light finds the seal note.png|364x364px]]{{Dia|Light|[[Seal Note]], huh?}}
 
[[File:Light finds the seal note.png|364x364px]]{{Dia|Light|[[Seal Note]], huh?}}
{{Dia|Light|The seal whose name is written in this note shall be created.}}
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{{Dia|Light|The seal whose name is written in this note shall be created...}}
{{Dia|Light|...}}
   
{{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}
 
{{Dia|Light|what a load of [[crap]]}}
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{{Dia|Jurta|oh hey! [[free]] notebook!}}
 
{{Dia|Jurta|oh hey! [[free]] notebook!}}
 
{{Dia|Light|BACK OFF JURTA IT'S MINE}}
 
{{Dia|Light|BACK OFF JURTA IT'S MINE}}
{{Dia|Jurta|.}}
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{{Dia|Jurta|ok.}}
{{Dia|Jurta|ok}}
      
==That night, at cram school...==
 
==That night, at cram school...==
{{Dia|Light|Cripes there's so many rules...}}
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{{Dia|Light|Cripes there's so many rules... This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing their name... If you don't write cause of [[death]] within [[40]] seconds, the person will die of a [[heart attack]]...}}
{{Dia|Light|This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing their name}}
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{{Dia|Light|...You know what would be [[funny]]? If I wrote someone's name in here. Like. Ironically. Of course.}}
{{Dia|Light|If you don't write cause of [[death]] within [[40]] seconds, the person will die of a [[heart attack]]}}
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{{Dia|Light|...}}
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{{Dia|Light|You know what would be [[funny]]? If I wrote someone's name in here. Like. Ironically. Of course.}}
   
[[File:WikiVandalism.png|349x349px]]
 
[[File:WikiVandalism.png|349x349px]]
 
{{Dia|Light|...Grr, is that [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]]?}}
 
{{Dia|Light|...Grr, is that [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2]]?}}
{{Dia|Light|I could always put it in the notebook!}}
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{{Dia|Light|...I could always put it in the notebook!}}
{{Dia|Light|Wait. That won't work. Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 doesn't have a [[face]].}}
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{{Dia|Light|Wait. That won't work. Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 doesn't have a [[face]]. I guess I'll have to figure out something else...}}
{{Dia|Light|I guess I'll have to figure out something else...}}
      
==At the convenience store...==
 
==At the convenience store...==
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{{Dia|ToyBlocks|PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.}}
 
{{Dia|ToyBlocks|PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.}}
 
{{Dia|Light|So her name is [[Toy Blocks]], huh?}}
 
{{Dia|Light|So her name is [[Toy Blocks]], huh?}}
{{Dia|Light|She is a [[criminal]] after all, I might as well test the note with her. Um. Ironically. Of course.}}
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{{Dia|Light|She is a [[criminal]] after all, I might as well test the note with her. Um. Ironically. Of course. Toy Blocks. Exploded by microwave.}}
{{Dia|Light|Toy Blocks. Exploded by microwave.}}
   
{{Dia|ToyBlocksSilly|Alright! Now that I've stolen this fine establishment's [[toaster pastries|Pop Tarts]], I'll cook these bad [[boys]] in the [[microwave]]. Stacking them, of course!}}
 
{{Dia|ToyBlocksSilly|Alright! Now that I've stolen this fine establishment's [[toaster pastries|Pop Tarts]], I'll cook these bad [[boys]] in the [[microwave]]. Stacking them, of course!}}
 
{{Dia|Light|38... 39... 40...}}
 
{{Dia|Light|38... 39... 40...}}
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{{Dia|Light|Wew, what a [[day]]! I had a [[math test]], a [[presentation]], I [[murder|killed someone]], and I still need to narrow down my list of colleges. Just a day in the life of a high school senior!}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Wew, what a [[day]]! I had a [[math test]], a [[presentation]], I [[murder|killed someone]], and I still need to narrow down my list of colleges. Just a day in the life of a high school senior!}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|Sounds stressful. Why don't you go watch more Simpsons with your [[sister]]?}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|Sounds stressful. Why don't you go watch more Simpsons with your [[sister]]?}}
{{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}
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{{Dia|Ryuk|I'm not a-}}
   
{{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}
 
{{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|I'm no-}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|I'm no-}}
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{{Dia|Ryuk|I-}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|I-}}
 
{{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}
 
{{Dia|Light|AH, [[Monster|MONSTER]]!}}
{{Dia|Ryuk|.}}
   
{{Dia|Ryuk|Are you done?}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|Are you done?}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Just one more.}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Just one more.}}
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{{Dia|Light|That's fine. I was never going to heaven anyway.}}
 
{{Dia|Light|That's fine. I was never going to heaven anyway.}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|Hahaha! Love to hear it. You really did a [[number]] on that [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] [[human]], by the by.}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|Hahaha! Love to hear it. You really did a [[number]] on that [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] [[human]], by the by.}}
{{Dia|Light|You [[mean]]...}}
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{{Dia|Light|You [[mean]]... There's an Ulimate Heist ''Crew''?!}}
{{Dia|Light|There's an Ulimate Heist ''Crew''?!}}
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{{Dia|Light|That's [[joker|the problem with society today]], Ryuk. So many criminals! What we need is [[justice]]! [[Retribution]]! And what better choice to dish it out then some [[random]] 17 year old [[boy]]? Maybe that's why I was [[fate|destined]] to receive this notebook!}}
{{Dia|Light|That's [[joker|the problem with society today]], Ryuk. So many criminals! What we need is [[justice]]! [[Retribution]]! And what better choice to dish it out then some [[random]] 17 year old [[boy]]?}}
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{{Dia|Light|Maybe that's why I was [[fate|destined]] to receive this notebook!}}
   
{{Dia|Ryuk|I don't know about this destiny [[crap]]. I literally just dropped it in the [[human]] realm. On [[purpose]], in fact.}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|I don't know about this destiny [[crap]]. I literally just dropped it in the [[human]] realm. On [[purpose]], in fact.}}
 
{{Dia|Light|[[You]]-Why would you do something like that with such a powerful [[tool]]?}}
 
{{Dia|Light|[[You]]-Why would you do something like that with such a powerful [[tool]]?}}
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{{Dia|Light|Quite the [[opposite]], Ryuk. In fact, with this notebook, I intend on [[Killing God|surpassing]] even [[The Divine Goddess]] and becoming [[god]] of the new world!}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Quite the [[opposite]], Ryuk. In fact, with this notebook, I intend on [[Killing God|surpassing]] even [[The Divine Goddess]] and becoming [[god]] of the new world!}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|Dang, you have some high standards.}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|Dang, you have some high standards.}}
{{Dia|Light|I always knew I was destined for greatness, and it's important I start thinking of my career since I'm about to head into [[university]]. Though I can't bring much [[change]] as I would like as a [[police officer]], or [[Walter White|schoolteacher]], or... god forbid, a [[wiki]] editor.}}
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{{Dia|Light|I always knew I was destined for greatness, and it's important I start thinking of my career since I'm about to head into [[university]]. Though I can't bring much [[change]] as I would like as a [[police officer]], or [[Walter White|schoolteacher]], or... god forbid, a [[wiki]] editor... Fuck no! God of the new [[world]] seems like an ideal career [[path]].}}
{{Dia|Light|Nope. God of the new [[world]] seems like an ideal career [[path]].}}
   
{{Dia|Light|Now let's look up this so called "Heist Crew."}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Now let's look up this so called "Heist Crew."}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Huh, looks like this crew has their own [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|website]], with names, faces, and everything.}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Huh, looks like this crew has their own [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|website]], with names, faces, and everything.}}
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{{Dia|MuscleMan|You know who ELSE is having a heart attack?}}
 
{{Dia|MuscleMan|You know who ELSE is having a heart attack?}}
 
{{Dia|MuscleManKO|MY M-}}
 
{{Dia|MuscleManKO|MY M-}}
{{Dia|Bullseye|GADFUCKINGZOOKS. ''ALL OF THEM'' ARE HAVING HEART ATTACKS!}}
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{{Dia|Bullseye|GADFUCKINGZOOKS. ''ALL OF THEM'' ARE HAVING HEART ATTACKS! WHAT IN THE SAM FUCK IS HAPPENING?!}}
{{Dia|Bullseye|WHAT IN THE SAM FUCK IS HAPPENING?!}}
   
{{Dia|Bullseye|...Even worse, I have to [[clean]] this all [[up]]...}}
 
{{Dia|Bullseye|...Even worse, I have to [[clean]] this all [[up]]...}}
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{{Dia|Matsuda|WOW! L! who is l?}}
 
{{Dia|Matsuda|WOW! L! who is l?}}
 
{{Dia|Soichiro|A mysterious [[detective]]. They say he's never shown his [[face]]...}}
 
{{Dia|Soichiro|A mysterious [[detective]]. They say he's never shown his [[face]]...}}
{{Dia|Llogo|What's up gamers it's me, L from Death Note, and today, I'm gonna try my [[hand]] at solving the murder case.}}
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{{Dia|Llogo|What's up gamers it's me, L from Death Note, and today, I'm gonna try my [[hand]] at solving the murder case. Yea that's [[right]]! '''''MURDER!'''''}}
{{Dia|Llogo|Yea that's [[right]]! '''''MURDER!'''''}}
   
{{Dia|Llogo|So, here's what I got so far. I'm pretty sure our murderer lives somewhere in [[Japan]], they probably need just a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill someone, and I'm almost certain they have access to a [[The Wiki Camp 2|popular wiki]].}}
 
{{Dia|Llogo|So, here's what I got so far. I'm pretty sure our murderer lives somewhere in [[Japan]], they probably need just a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill someone, and I'm almost certain they have access to a [[The Wiki Camp 2|popular wiki]].}}
 
{{Dia|Matsuda|Huh? What makes you say that?}}
 
{{Dia|Matsuda|Huh? What makes you say that?}}
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==In Light's room again==
 
==In Light's room again==
{{Dia|Light|*beatboxing*}}
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{{Dia|Light|My name is [[Kira]]}}
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{{Dia|Light|Your [[cool]] new god}}
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{{Dia|Ryuk|And my name's Ryuk}}
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{{Dia|Ryuk|I'm his best friend}}
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{{Dia|Light|Hold up hold up. You're. You're not my [[best friend]], Ryuk.}}
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{{Dia|Ryuk|You know I might just kill you for that when I get bored of you}}
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{{Dia|Light|Whatever man}}
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{{Dia|Ryuk| }}
   
{{Dia|Ryuk|Wanna watch [[Pound Puppies]]?}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|Wanna watch [[Pound Puppies]]?}}
 
{{Dia|Light|ok}}
 
{{Dia|Light|ok}}
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{{Dia|"Weird Al" Yankovic|HA! NICE JOB KIRA, YOU FELL FOR THE OL' [[Chicken Game|CHICKEN GAME]] PRANK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}}
 
{{Dia|"Weird Al" Yankovic|HA! NICE JOB KIRA, YOU FELL FOR THE OL' [[Chicken Game|CHICKEN GAME]] PRANK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Dammit! Weird L got [[me]]!}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Dammit! Weird L got [[me]]!}}
{{Dia|Kira|But little does [[he]] [[know]]... I have his [[name]] and [[face]] now.}}
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{{Dia|Kira|But little does [[he]] [[know]]... I have his [[name]] and [[face]] now! Not only will [[I]] write the names of criminals, but from this [[point]] on I'll also write [[down]] the name of anyone who tries to [[stop]] me!}}
{{Dia|Kira|Not only will [[I]] write the names of criminals, but from this [[point]] on I'll also write [[down]] the name of anyone who tries to [[stop]] me!}}
   
{{Dia|Kira|This could have been [[fun]], Weird L, but you showed your [[cards]] too [[early]]!}}
 
{{Dia|Kira|This could have been [[fun]], Weird L, but you showed your [[cards]] too [[early]]!}}
 
{{Dia|"Weird Al" Yankovic|No but seriously Kira, we are [[coming]] after you, and someday I'll [[get]] y-}}
 
{{Dia|"Weird Al" Yankovic|No but seriously Kira, we are [[coming]] after you, and someday I'll [[get]] y-}}
 
{{Dia|OMG TEXTY|Shit fuck damn crap he's having a [[heart attack]]! CUT TO COMMERCI-}}
 
{{Dia|OMG TEXTY|Shit fuck damn crap he's having a [[heart attack]]! CUT TO COMMERCI-}}
{{Dia|Llogo|Oh. um. awk. ward.}}
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{{Dia|Llogo|Oh. um. awk. ward... [[That]] wasn't actually [[me]], that was a [[polka]] musician who was scheduled for [[public execution]] tomorrow afternoon.}}
{{Dia|Llogo|So, um. [[That]] wasn't actually [[me]], that was a [[polka]] musician who was scheduled for [[public execution]] tomorrow afternoon.}}
   
{{Dia|Light|Dammit!!! That wasn't the [[real]] [[L]]?!}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Dammit!!! That wasn't the [[real]] [[L]]?!}}
{{Dia|Llogo|Really [[fucked up]] of you that you would [[kill]] someone impersonating me... Almost as if you [[intend]] to kill [[anyone]] who gets in your [[way]].}}
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{{Dia|Llogo|Really [[fucked up]] of you that you would [[kill]] someone impersonating me... Almost as if you [[intend]] to kill [[anyone]] who gets in your [[way]]. But it gave me a lot of [[information]]. You only need a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill. You're in the [[Kanto]] region of Japan. And, if I had to guess, you're probably some immature [[high school]] or [[college]] student who hates to lose.}}
{{Dia|Llogo|But it gave me a lot of [[information]]. You only need a [[face]] and [[name]] to kill. You're in the [[Kanto]] region of Japan. And, if I had to guess, you're probably some immature [[high school]] or [[college]] student who hates to lose.}}
   
{{Dia|Llogo|So Kira, as the [[kids]] say...}}
 
{{Dia|Llogo|So Kira, as the [[kids]] say...}}
 
{{Dia|Llogo|Cope and seethe.}}
 
{{Dia|Llogo|Cope and seethe.}}
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{{Dia|Llogo|No he's [[right]]. Let's meet [[IRL]].}}
 
{{Dia|Llogo|No he's [[right]]. Let's meet [[IRL]].}}
 
{{Dia|LiSt|Wow. What happened to low profile?}}
 
{{Dia|LiSt|Wow. What happened to low profile?}}
{{Dia|Llogo|Sorry for being a [[sad]] lonely [[man]].}}
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{{Dia|Llogo|Sorry for being a [[sad]] lonely [[man]]. Also I [[figure]] this will [[make up]] for the fact that I've gotten [[FBI]] agents to track [[you]] and your families.}}
{{Dia|Llogo|Also I [[figure]] this will [[make up]] for the fact that I've gotten [[FBI]] agents to track [[you]] and your families.}}
   
{{Dia|Soichiro|fucking what}}
 
{{Dia|Soichiro|fucking what}}
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{{Dia|Light|Luckily they didn't steal the [[notebook]].}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Luckily they didn't steal the [[notebook]].}}
 
{{Dia|Light|That's because I've hidden the it in a [[secret compartment]]. And as to not rouse any [[suspicion]], I've placed a [[yaoi]] manga in the main drawer compartment. That way, it'll be apparent that the only secret Light Yagami is hiding is that he is [[gay]]. But if anyone is still [[curious]], they'll find opening the secret compartment in the [[wrong]] way blows up [[the entire fucking house]].}}
 
{{Dia|Light|That's because I've hidden the it in a [[secret compartment]]. And as to not rouse any [[suspicion]], I've placed a [[yaoi]] manga in the main drawer compartment. That way, it'll be apparent that the only secret Light Yagami is hiding is that he is [[gay]]. But if anyone is still [[curious]], they'll find opening the secret compartment in the [[wrong]] way blows up [[the entire fucking house]].}}
{{Dia|Ryuk| }}
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{{Dia|Ryuk|...You're off your absolute [[gourd]].}}
{{Dia|Ryuk|You're off your absolute [[gourd]].}}
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{{Dia|Light|Hush up Ryuk. Now check to see if my room is bugged, and I'll give you an apple.}}
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{{Dia|Ryuk|Oh goody goody gumdrops!!!}}
      
==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==
 
==Paper Niko's [[Hotel]]==
 
{{Dia|Paper Niko| }}
 
{{Dia|Paper Niko| }}
 
{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}
 
{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}
{{Dia|Paper Niko| }}
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{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}
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{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}
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{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}
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{{Dia|Paper Niko| }}
   
{{Dia|Paper Niko| }}
 
{{Dia|Paper Niko| }}
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{{Dia|Ryuk|I don't pay attention to your human farces.}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|I don't pay attention to your human farces.}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Not even... [[seals]]?}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Not even... [[seals]]?}}
{{Dia|Ryuk| }}
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{{Dia|Ryuk|...Yeah no.}}
{{Dia|Ryuk|Yeah no.}}
   
{{Dia|Light|Well, it's pretty silly, but they have a [[seal]] there named [[Niko]] who looks suspiciously like our [[paper]] stalker... I figure, if I write [[that]] name, [[Paper Niko]] in the notebook, I should be able to eliminate him.}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Well, it's pretty silly, but they have a [[seal]] there named [[Niko]] who looks suspiciously like our [[paper]] stalker... I figure, if I write [[that]] name, [[Paper Niko]] in the notebook, I should be able to eliminate him.}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|Feh, "eliminate." What is this? [[Inanimate Insanity]]?}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|Feh, "eliminate." What is this? [[Inanimate Insanity]]?}}
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{{Dia|Paper Niko| }}
 
{{Dia|Paper Niko| }}
 
{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}
 
{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}
{{Dia|Paper Niko| }}
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{{Dia|Paper Niko| }}
   
{{Dia|Paper Niko| }}
 
{{Dia|Paper Niko| }}
 
{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin|!}}
 
{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin|!}}
 
{{Dia|Paper Niko| }}
 
{{Dia|Paper Niko| }}
{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}
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{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}
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{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}
   
{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}
 
{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}
 
{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}
 
{{Dia|Paper Pumpkin| }}
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{{Dia|Kira|Fucking [[Naily|nailed it]].}}
 
{{Dia|Kira|Fucking [[Naily|nailed it]].}}
 
{{Dia|BlueL|He's so calm about all this. Clearly my best course of action is to do something [[wild]].}}
 
{{Dia|BlueL|He's so calm about all this. Clearly my best course of action is to do something [[wild]].}}
{{Dia|L|Do you want to [[help]] me [[work]] on the Kira case? We can play [[toys]] later.}}
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{{Dia|L|Do you want to [[help]] me [[work]] on the Kira case?}}
 
{{Dia|Light| }}
 
{{Dia|Light| }}
{{Dia|Kira|What is this guy's [[game]]?! If I decline him, he'll know I'm Kira!}}
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{{Dia|Kira|What is this guy's [[game]]?! If I decline him, he'll know I'm Kira! But at the same time... Maybe he's expecting Kira to [[waltz]] in and take over the case! I can't do [[that]] either! But if I say [[no]], he'll know I thought about [[Hostile Takeover|taking over the case]].}}
{{Dia|Kira|But at the same time... Maybe he's expecting Kira to [[waltz]] in and take over the case! I can't do [[that]] either!}}
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{{Dia|Kira|But if I say [[no]], he'll know I thought about [[Hostile Takeover|taking over the case]].}}
   
{{Dia|BlueL|So, which will it be, [[Light]] Yagami? Will you force yourself to uncover your [[Kira|true identity]]? Or will you hide in the shadows because you  
 
{{Dia|BlueL|So, which will it be, [[Light]] Yagami? Will you force yourself to uncover your [[Kira|true identity]]? Or will you hide in the shadows because you  
truly are Kira? Or perhaps you'll join the task force to keep yourself hidden in plain [[sight]]...}}
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truly are Kira? Or perhaps you'll join the task force to keep yourself hidden in plain [[sight]]... It's a real [[Catch-22]].}}
{{Dia|BlueL|It's a real [[Catch-22]].}}
   
{{Dia|Kira|He's absolutely [[trapped]] me. The only thing [[I]] can do is [[use]] his own way of thinking against him!}}
 
{{Dia|Kira|He's absolutely [[trapped]] me. The only thing [[I]] can do is [[use]] his own way of thinking against him!}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Let's play tennis.}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Let's play tennis.}}
{{Dia|BlueL|Clever move, Light.}}
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{{Dia|BlueL|Clever move, Light... You astute [[bitch]].}}
{{Dia|BlueL|You astute [[bitch]].}}
      
==On the tennis court==
 
==On the tennis court==
{{Dia|Kira|Now for the big [[question]]. Do I let him [[win]]?}}
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{{Dia|Kira|Now for the big [[question]]. Do I let him [[win]]? He's probably figured out by now that Kira hates [[Loser|losing]]. But if I let him [[win]], he'll presume I'm trying to [[hide]] my identity...}}
{{Dia|Kira|He's probably figured out by now that Kira hates [[Loser|losing]].}}
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{{Dia|BlueL|I know Kira [[hates]] to lose but. Like. Who doesn't.}}
{{Dia|Kira|But if I let him [[win]], he'll presume I'm trying to [[hide]] my identity...}}
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{{Dia|BlueL|I know Kira [[hates]] to lose but...}}
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{{Dia|BlueL|Like. Who doesn't.}}
   
{{Dia|BlueL|There's just one thing that [[vexes]] me.}}
 
{{Dia|BlueL|There's just one thing that [[vexes]] me.}}
 
{{Dia|L|Light. If we're on a tennis court... Why are we playing [[Wii Tennis]]?}}
 
{{Dia|L|Light. If we're on a tennis court... Why are we playing [[Wii Tennis]]?}}
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[[File:no-u.gif]]
 
[[File:no-u.gif]]
 
{{Dia|Light|Woweewoo! I won! [[Yippee]]!}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Woweewoo! I won! [[Yippee]]!}}
{{Dia|L|God I hope this doesn't foreshadow anything...}}
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{{Dia|L|God I hope this doesn't foreshadow anything... Anywho, what do you think about joining your [[father]] and I on the Kira case?}}
{{Dia|L|So Light, it was fun playing toys with you, but what do you think about joining your [[father]] and I on the Kira case.}}
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{{Dia|Light|uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh k}}
{{Dia|Light|uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh}}
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{{Dia|Light|k}}
      
==Back at home==
 
==Back at home==
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{{Dia|ry|He's going to put the what in AUUUGH!}}
 
{{Dia|ry|He's going to put the what in AUUUGH!}}
 
{{Dia|ry|P-press F to pay respe-guh....}}
 
{{Dia|ry|P-press F to pay respe-guh....}}
{{Dia|Light| }}
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{{Dia|Ryuk| }}
   
{{Dia|Ryuk|F}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|F}}
 
{{Dia|Light|SHUT UP RYUK!}}
 
{{Dia|Light|SHUT UP RYUK!}}
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==The next day, at the police station==
 
==The next day, at the police station==
{{Dia|Light|Wewie. First [[day]] on the job.}}
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{{Dia|Light|Wewie. First [[day]] on the job. Just stay [[calm]]. It's not L knows there's two Kiras running around.}}
{{Dia|Light|Alright, just stay [[calm]]. It's not L knows there's two Kiras running around.}}
   
{{Dia|L|Hey guys. I don't know if any of you saw last night's news, but it seems we have two Kiras running around.}}
 
{{Dia|L|Hey guys. I don't know if any of you saw last night's news, but it seems we have two Kiras running around.}}
 
{{Dia|Kira|Damn he's good.}}
 
{{Dia|Kira|Damn he's good.}}
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==Misa's second broadcast==
 
==Misa's second broadcast==
 
{{Dia|SecondKira|Hi guysssss, it's me! [[Girl]] Kira! You can tell I'm Girl Kira because of my [[giggles]] bow!}}
 
{{Dia|SecondKira|Hi guysssss, it's me! [[Girl]] Kira! You can tell I'm Girl Kira because of my [[giggles]] bow!}}
{{Dia|SecondKira|I just wanted to let y'all know that I wasn't the real Kira, and I [[apologize]] for scaring you! I was only looking for the [[real]] Kira! And he responded! So real Kira, this is for you!}}
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{{Dia|SecondKira|I just wanted to let y'all know that I wasn't the real Kira, and I [[apologize]] for scaring you! I was only looking for the [[real]] Kira! And he responded! So real Kira, this is for you: I'm a [[huge fan]], and I want to [[thank]] you for all you've done, and maybe serve as an [[ally]] to you! I don't think you have the [[eyes]] but that's [[ok]] because I do!!! Yay!}}
{{Dia|SecondKira|I'm a [[huge fan]], and I want to [[thank]] you for all you've done, and maybe serve as an [[ally]] to you!}}
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{{Dia|SecondKira|I don't think you have the [[eyes]] but that's [[ok]] because I do!!! Yay!}}
   
{{Dia|SecondKira|Anyway, let's meet irl. We can show each other our shinigami to [[prove]] our identities! Doesn't that sound fun?}}
 
{{Dia|SecondKira|Anyway, let's meet irl. We can show each other our shinigami to [[prove]] our identities! Doesn't that sound fun?}}
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{{Dia|L|Jesus Christ I'm not getting [[paid]] enough for this.}}
 
{{Dia|L|Jesus Christ I'm not getting [[paid]] enough for this.}}
 
{{Dia|LiSt|Wait. Did you think the guy who only needed a [[face]] and [[name]] to give people [[heart attacks]] had a non-[[supernatural]] explanation?}}
 
{{Dia|LiSt|Wait. Did you think the guy who only needed a [[face]] and [[name]] to give people [[heart attacks]] had a non-[[supernatural]] explanation?}}
{{Dia|L| }}
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{{Dia|L|.......YES? ACTUALLY?}}
{{Dia|L|YES? ACTUALLY?}}
   
{{Dia|LiSt|oh my god}}
 
{{Dia|LiSt|oh my god}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Well, Ryuzaki, maybe shinigami is a [[codephrase]] that both Kiras [[know]] about.}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Well, Ryuzaki, maybe shinigami is a [[codephrase]] that both Kiras [[know]] about.}}
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{{Dia|Rem|What did I say about [[puns]]?}}
 
{{Dia|Rem|What did I say about [[puns]]?}}
 
{{Dia|Misa|Oops! Sorry! Remind me why I can't see the [[lifespan]] of anyone with a notebook?}}
 
{{Dia|Misa|Oops! Sorry! Remind me why I can't see the [[lifespan]] of anyone with a notebook?}}
{{Dia|Rem|It's very [[simple]] really...}}
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{{Dia|Rem|It's very [[simple]] really: idk}}
{{Dia|Rem|idk}}
   
{{Dia|Misa|Truly [[beautiful]], Rem...}}
 
{{Dia|Misa|Truly [[beautiful]], Rem...}}
 
{{Dia|Rem|Misa, you are [[truly]] a kind [[soul]]. I take back what I said. You can use puns as much as you like?}}
 
{{Dia|Rem|Misa, you are [[truly]] a kind [[soul]]. I take back what I said. You can use puns as much as you like?}}
{{Dia|Misa|Awww Yays! You [[mean]] it Rem?!}}
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{{Dia|Misa|Awww Yays! You [[mean]] it Rem?! I'm gonna [[kill]] someone to [[celebrate]]!}}
{{Dia|Misa|I'm gonna [[kill]] someone to [[celebrate]]!}}
      
==At the police station==
 
==At the police station==
 
{{Dia|Push Dagger|WHAT! [[Agu]] the seal is dead?!?!}}
 
{{Dia|Push Dagger|WHAT! [[Agu]] the seal is dead?!?!}}
 
{{Dia|LiSt|Another [[seal]] taken by the hands of Kira!}}
 
{{Dia|LiSt|Another [[seal]] taken by the hands of Kira!}}
{{Dia|L|Interesting. This would be the [[third]] seal killed by Kira, as [[Paper Niko]] and [[Paper Pumpkin]] were also Kira victims.}}
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{{Dia|L|Interesting. This would be the [[third]] seal killed by Kira, as [[Paper Niko]] and [[Paper Pumpkin]] were also Kira victims. I've worked with both of them in the [[United States]]. Both [[Expanding Brain|brilliant seals]]. What a tragedy.}}
{{Dia|L|I've worked with both of them in the [[United States]]. Both [[Expanding Brain|brilliant seals]]. What a tragedy.}}
   
{{Dia|L|But something doesn't [[Calculator|add up]]. The most [[recent]] [[Total seal extinction|seal victim]] went by [[Agu]] as an alias. Only an elite [[few]] know [[Who's that seal|that seal]] is actually named [[Hiyori]].}}
 
{{Dia|L|But something doesn't [[Calculator|add up]]. The most [[recent]] [[Total seal extinction|seal victim]] went by [[Agu]] as an alias. Only an elite [[few]] know [[Who's that seal|that seal]] is actually named [[Hiyori]].}}
 
{{Dia|Matsuda|OMFG!}}
 
{{Dia|Matsuda|OMFG!}}
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{{Dia|Soichiro| }}
 
{{Dia|Soichiro| }}
 
{{Dia|L|Folks. I think it's worth pointing out that while the original Kira is more [[crafty]], Girl Kira is objectively more [[dangerous]], so we'll need to get her. In addition, I think she'll give us some [[hot]] deets on how to find the original.}}
 
{{Dia|L|Folks. I think it's worth pointing out that while the original Kira is more [[crafty]], Girl Kira is objectively more [[dangerous]], so we'll need to get her. In addition, I think she'll give us some [[hot]] deets on how to find the original.}}
{{Dia|Matsuda|I'll try to find her!}}
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{{Dia|Light|I'll try to find her!}}
{{Dia|Light|I'll go with you.}}
   
{{Dia|Kira|If this so-called "[[Girl]]" Kira is actually looking for me, I'll need to find them for myself.}}
 
{{Dia|Kira|If this so-called "[[Girl]]" Kira is actually looking for me, I'll need to find them for myself.}}
 
{{Dia|L|Um... ok it's your [[funeral]].}}
 
{{Dia|L|Um... ok it's your [[funeral]].}}
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{{Dia|Light|Borrow your n-}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Borrow your n-}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|Don't look now Light but this girl's got a [[shinigami]] of her own.}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|Don't look now Light but this girl's got a [[shinigami]] of her own.}}
{{Dia|Light|Oh!}}
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{{Dia|Light|Oh! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!}}
{{Dia|Light|Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!}}
   
{{Dia|Light|Riiiiiiiiiiiiight, my girlfriend! Come on in. I can let you borrow one of [[my]] notebooks in return!}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Riiiiiiiiiiiiight, my girlfriend! Come on in. I can let you borrow one of [[my]] notebooks in return!}}
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{{Dia|Ryuk|This is [[Rem]]. She's [[whatever]] I guess...}}
 
{{Dia|Ryuk|This is [[Rem]]. She's [[whatever]] I guess...}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Nice to me-}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Nice to me-}}
{{Dia|Rem|I [[hate]] you.}}
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{{Dia|Light|What?!}}
   
{{Dia|Rem|I [[hate]] you. You smell like [[Axe Body Spray]]. And the only reason I haven't written your name in my notebook is because Misa likes you for some ungodly reason.}}
 
{{Dia|Rem|I [[hate]] you. You smell like [[Axe Body Spray]]. And the only reason I haven't written your name in my notebook is because Misa likes you for some ungodly reason.}}
 
{{Dia|Light|I thought Misa had your notebook.}}
 
{{Dia|Light|I thought Misa had your notebook.}}
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{{Dia|Misa|Anyway, I want to [[thank]] you for killing the madman who killed my [[parents]] and also I wanted to help you kill criminals and be your [[girlfriend]] for realsies.}}
 
{{Dia|Misa|Anyway, I want to [[thank]] you for killing the madman who killed my [[parents]] and also I wanted to help you kill criminals and be your [[girlfriend]] for realsies.}}
 
{{Dia|Light|How about all that, BUT you're just my girlfriend for [[Liar|pretendsies]]}}
 
{{Dia|Light|How about all that, BUT you're just my girlfriend for [[Liar|pretendsies]]}}
{{Dia|Misa|You drive a hard bargain...}}
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{{Dia|Misa|You drive a hard bargain... but OKIE}}
{{Dia|Misa|OKIE.}}
   
{{Dia|Light|I'm also going to need your [[eyes]]. There's this guy who's causing me a lot of trouble, [[L]]. I need you to [[kill]] him for me!}}
 
{{Dia|Light|I'm also going to need your [[eyes]]. There's this guy who's causing me a lot of trouble, [[L]]. I need you to [[kill]] him for me!}}
 
{{Dia|Misa|Anything for you, Light!}}
 
{{Dia|Misa|Anything for you, Light!}}
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{{Dia|Kira| }}
 
{{Dia|Kira| }}
 
{{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! My [[dad]] still thinks I'm [[gay]]! I need to come up with a response to [[appease]] him.}}
 
{{Dia|Kira|DAMMIT! My [[dad]] still thinks I'm [[gay]]! I need to come up with a response to [[appease]] him.}}
{{Dia|Light|Uh...}}
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{{Dia|Light|Uh... I'm... bi?}}
{{Dia|Light|I'm bi.}}
   
{{Dia|Soichiro|And I accept you, son! [[Love]] whoever you want to love, be it a [[woman]], man or [[nonbinary]] person.}}
 
{{Dia|Soichiro|And I accept you, son! [[Love]] whoever you want to love, be it a [[woman]], man or [[nonbinary]] person.}}
 
{{Dia|Kira|Hmph. Just as planned.}}
 
{{Dia|Kira|Hmph. Just as planned.}}
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{{Dia|BlueL|ok so that's absolutely girl kira}}
 
{{Dia|BlueL|ok so that's absolutely girl kira}}
 
{{Dia|L|Wow, your girlfriend sure is [[cool]], Light. Has she read [[Moby Dick]].}}
 
{{Dia|L|Wow, your girlfriend sure is [[cool]], Light. Has she read [[Moby Dick]].}}
{{Dia|Misa|No?}}
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{{Dia|Misa|...No?}}
{{Dia|Light| }}
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{{Dia|Misa| }}
   
{{Dia|L| }}
 
{{Dia|L| }}
 
{{Dia|L|I SAID. HAS SHE READ [[MOBY DICK]]?}}
 
{{Dia|L|I SAID. HAS SHE READ [[MOBY DICK]]?}}
{{Dia|Matsuda| }}
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{{Dia|Matsuda|Was... Was that the-}}
{{Dia|Matsuda| Was that the-}}
   
{{Dia|L|Yes [[Matsuda]] that was the fucking [[codeword]].}}
 
{{Dia|L|Yes [[Matsuda]] that was the fucking [[codeword]].}}
 
{{Dia|Matsuda|OH FUCK. UHHHH. Misa Amane! You're under arrest for suspicions of being the second Kira!}}
 
{{Dia|Matsuda|OH FUCK. UHHHH. Misa Amane! You're under arrest for suspicions of being the second Kira!}}
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{{Dia|L|It's true, no one has said [[that]] for at least [[ten]] years.}}
 
{{Dia|L|It's true, no one has said [[that]] for at least [[ten]] years.}}
 
{{Dia|Soichiro|Who cares! I'm a dad! So it's in my [[nature]] to be [[unhip]]. And you know what else is in my nature? Loving and appreciating my son. He could [[never]] be Kira. I'll [[lock]] myself up with [[Light]], and if the killings [[continue]], that'll [[prove]] he's not Kira!}}
 
{{Dia|Soichiro|Who cares! I'm a dad! So it's in my [[nature]] to be [[unhip]]. And you know what else is in my nature? Loving and appreciating my son. He could [[never]] be Kira. I'll [[lock]] myself up with [[Light]], and if the killings [[continue]], that'll [[prove]] he's not Kira!}}
{{Dia|L|ummmmm}}
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{{Dia|L|ummmmm k}}
{{Dia|L|k}}
   
{{Dia|Kira|Hehe. Neither of them have any idea...}}
 
{{Dia|Kira|Hehe. Neither of them have any idea...}}
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{{Dia|Matsuda|I... You know what I mean!}}
 
{{Dia|Matsuda|I... You know what I mean!}}
 
{{Dia|Push Dagger|Yeah, we can let out Light.}}
 
{{Dia|Push Dagger|Yeah, we can let out Light.}}
{{Dia|L|Hmm...}}
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{{Dia|L|Hmm... Let's keep them for another two weeks. Just for [[fun]]. And let's not tell them the killings continued.}}
{{Dia|L|Let's keep them for another two weeks. Just for [[fun]]. And let's not tell them the killings continued.}}
   
{{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Why?!}}
 
{{Dia|Matsuda|Wh- Why?!}}
 
{{Dia|L|funy}}
 
{{Dia|L|funy}}
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==Two more weeks later==
 
==Two more weeks later==
 
{{Dia|L|Okay. We can let [[them]] out now.}}
 
{{Dia|L|Okay. We can let [[them]] out now.}}
{{Dia|L|And yet. I find myself [[wondering]]...}}
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{{Dia|L|And yet. I find myself [[wondering]]... Are there any more [[Geneva Conventions]] I can violate?}}
{{Dia|L|Are there any more [[Geneva Conventions]] I can violate?}}
   
{{Dia|L|Maybe I can ask Chief Yagami to threaten Light's life for the investigation...}}
 
{{Dia|L|Maybe I can ask Chief Yagami to threaten Light's life for the investigation...}}
 
{{Dia|LiSt| }}
 
{{Dia|LiSt| }}
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{{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Don't remind me... It was a humiliating [[defeat]]... BUT! It did get me into [[The Wiki Camp 2|a camp]]! Something I've always dreamed of!}}
 
{{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Don't remind me... It was a humiliating [[defeat]]... BUT! It did get me into [[The Wiki Camp 2|a camp]]! Something I've always dreamed of!}}
 
{{Dia|Push Dagger|Have you... actually done anything in this camp!}}
 
{{Dia|Push Dagger|Have you... actually done anything in this camp!}}
{{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SHUT UP! I've done a lot! Who do you think worked on [[Epic Evil|that team]] of yours?!}}
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{{Dia|HeadofLettuce|SHUT UP!}}
{{Dia|Push Dagger|Uh...}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|[[Daisy]]?}}
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{{Dia|HeadofLettuce|Oh, those are fighting words!}}
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{{Dia|Push Dagger|Oh, you're ''on'', [[big]] guy!}}
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{{Dia|L|Please. No beating up Task Force members. I'm going to need you all alive in order to [[solve]] the Kira case.}}
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{{Dia|HeadofLettuce|...They started [[it]].}}
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{{Dia|L|I don't care who started it! I'm ending it!}}
   
{{Dia|L|In addition. Light, you and I will need to be handcuffed [[together]] 24/7.}}
 
{{Dia|L|In addition. Light, you and I will need to be handcuffed [[together]] 24/7.}}
 
{{Dia|Misa|What?! But Light and I have to go on [[dates]]!}}
 
{{Dia|Misa|What?! But Light and I have to go on [[dates]]!}}
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{{Dia|Noah|You'll never take me [[alive]]!}}
 
{{Dia|Noah|You'll never take me [[alive]]!}}
 
{{Dia|TheLegend27|We found a couple other things. We found the last [[living]] [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] member. He apparently never noticed Kira tried to [[kill]] him because [[Cat|cats]] have [[9]] lives.}}
 
{{Dia|TheLegend27|We found a couple other things. We found the last [[living]] [[Ultimate Heist Crew]] member. He apparently never noticed Kira tried to [[kill]] him because [[Cat|cats]] have [[9]] lives.}}
{{Dia|Jurta|kira tried to kill [[me]]?! i'm [[so]]...}}
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{{Dia|Jurta|kira tried to kill [[me]]?! i'm [[so]]... ''hurta''... 😭}}
{{Dia|Jurta|hurta... 😭}}
   
{{Dia|Jurta|oh hey light! i haven't seen you since [[high school]]! how's it going?}}
 
{{Dia|Jurta|oh hey light! i haven't seen you since [[high school]]! how's it going?}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Hi [[Jurta]]! [[Shit|It's going]]}}
 
{{Dia|Light|Hi [[Jurta]]! [[Shit|It's going]]}}
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{{Dia|Rem|Light. [[Death|What you're asking of me]]...}}
 
{{Dia|Rem|Light. [[Death|What you're asking of me]]...}}
 
{{Dia|Light|You just need to write a measly little name. Then Misa and I can live happily ever after.}}
 
{{Dia|Light|You just need to write a measly little name. Then Misa and I can live happily ever after.}}
{{Dia|Rem|...}}
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{{Dia|Rem|...Very well. If Misa ends up in true danger, I'll kill L.}}
{{Dia|Rem|Very well. If Misa ends up in true danger, I'll kill L.}}
   
{{Dia|Light|YUSSSSSSSS}}
 
{{Dia|Light|YUSSSSSSSS}}
{{Dia|Misa|Hi Guys! What were you talking about}}
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{{Dia|Misa|Hi Guys! What were you talking about?}}
{{Dia|Light| }}
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{{Dia|Rem|[[Lesbian|...Girls.]]}}
{{Dia|Rem| }}
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{{Dia|Rem|[[Lesbian|Girls.]]}}
      
==In the main room==
 
==In the main room==
 
{{Dia|Jurta|so if you were to [[Killing God|kill like. zeus or hera or something]] basically the entire greek pantheon would come for your ass, so i suggest starting elsewhere}}
 
{{Dia|Jurta|so if you were to [[Killing God|kill like. zeus or hera or something]] basically the entire greek pantheon would come for your ass, so i suggest starting elsewhere}}
{{Dia|Matsuda| }}
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{{Dia|Matsuda|...WHAT?}}
{{Dia|Matsuda|WHAT?}}
   
{{Dia|LiSt|Jurta, we asked you if you had any [[details]] regarding the [[murder]] of [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|your team]]. I'm not sure what exactly you're talking about now.}}
 
{{Dia|LiSt|Jurta, we asked you if you had any [[details]] regarding the [[murder]] of [[The Ultimate Heist Crew|your team]]. I'm not sure what exactly you're talking about now.}}
 
{{Dia|Push Dagger|I mean, I'm [[interested]] regardless. Keep going, [[Jurta]]!}}
 
{{Dia|Push Dagger|I mean, I'm [[interested]] regardless. Keep going, [[Jurta]]!}}
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{{Dia|Matsuda|Ryuzaki! What's going on?!}}
 
{{Dia|Matsuda|Ryuzaki! What's going on?!}}
 
{{Dia|Jurta|it's kira! it has to be!}}
 
{{Dia|Jurta|it's kira! it has to be!}}
{{Dia|LiSt|Then [[that]] means!}}
   
{{Dia|TheLegend27|Kira must have found out his name...}}
 
{{Dia|TheLegend27|Kira must have found out his name...}}
 
{{Tribute|name=L|pronouns=He|img=DiaL.png}}
 
{{Tribute|name=L|pronouns=He|img=DiaL.png}}
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