Statley and Waldonf/AMA

I am on Ask me Anything

Yes, discussion page

Can't say that I have any question yet!

Ah ha ha ha!

Question 1, January 24th 2023

Oooh! A question. What do it say, Waldonf?

Jurta ask, How doing it feel to be a puppets with a strings on them? No able to make own decision? Nightmare?

That a good question. And I has a good answering!

How do it feels to be a puppet? It feel good!

Yes, Agree with you.

Question 2, January 25th 2023

Today's questioning is from a LUNA!

Give it a big read!

The query is the... "If you was an animal for a day, which want to be animal?"

Hm... I think I would want to be a Statley!

Good choice! I would pick the Venus Fly Trap!

Question 3, January 26th 2023

Our next question, doesn't a question! It a statements.

Excuses me?

This comes from a Baby Fish. It saying "Don't get the platform like me"

Ok infant penguin, We will not get deplatforming like you're sorry ass did!

Question ?, January 29th 2023

Statley! We am late for next Ask Me Any!

Oh shit! Use the time machines!

Question 4, January 27th 2023

There! Past we are in! Ok, Nest question!

Away From Keyword asks...! What we would doing if an jar full of LOCUSTS was opened next to we?

Hm... I think I would be scared!

If I was Question 2, and a Venus Flying Trap, I would eat a locusts!

Question 5, January 28th 2023

G. Sniving Asking... Glad you alives! What like being dead?

I don't remember being dead, but I bet it sucked bad!

I never want to die again! It seem like a bad idea.

Question 6, January 29th 2023

Next time on quetsions, Noah asks... What is your opinion on the politicals? regarding Noahcule

I will take a center opinion! I'm just want to grill burgers for goodness sack!

Honestly, I forgot to vote this November 8

Question 7, January 30th 2023

G. Sniving Asking... Glad you alives! Your favorite colors?

I like Green!

Me aswell!

Question 8, January 31th 2023

I like questions! Next questions, From Jurta! What do we thinking of a Sylladex?

I put all my items in that one! I use the Fetching Modus.

Personally, I'm putting an items in my pockets.

DOOMSDAY

I like questions! Next questions, From Jurta! What

Look! A link to an page!

I like links! Next link, From Jurta! What

Statler and Waldorf... Wow!

They are a very rude ones.

They only have negatives to say! Gee! But they are a sharp and wit!

They is eye candy too, Awoog la!

I would've not mind taking that Statler guy out to a dinners!

Eek! I just realization!

What

They kind look like us! Woah!

Wow.. now that you mentioning it, you looking just like Waldorf!

Look... They page was made before we were make!

Holy father of god! What of the fuck! Are we Clones?

I doesn't know. I doesn't care!

I'm scared!

Ahh!

Is we a pair of false idols? Are we an impersonator?

I doesn't know. I doesn't care!

I'm scared!

Ok, let's call them and ask why we

Ringing

Hello?

Greet, is this the Statler or Waldorf household?

Yes, Waldorf speaking.

Unlucky for us! Oh ho ho ho!

Who is this?

Greet, this is the Statler with Waldonf household. We having a questions.

Huh? Is this a prank call?

No, its genuine!

How do you know?

Because prank calls are supposed to be funny!

Oh ho ho ho!

Hey, you two knowing of the wiki Camp 2?

I wish I didn't!

Oh ho ho ho!

...Hey, what gives?

Well, that jab was just too easy.

Every jab about that wiki is easy!

Oh ho ho ho!

Ok, can you go on the and look up Statley and Waldonf?

I guess so.

Jeez! This page is long. Its taking forever to load on my old hunk of junk computer! It better be good!

Don't get your hopes up!

Oh ho ho ho!

Hey, what is all this?! Our faces are plastered all over this mess!

It has your face on it? No wonder it's a mess! Oh ho ho ho!

Hey, wait! I remember this page. I thought our lawyers did something about it.

I don't remember that...

That's a relief!

What? How?

I was worried I was getting older than you! Oh ho ho ho!

Okay, thanks for the tip. We'll tell our lawyers to get that page taken down.

Ok, can you NO! NO! NO! That page is the us!

Huh? You made this page?

No, we living on that page! Just like you living on you page!

Okay.. why are you using our likeness?

They must be desperate! Oh ho ho ho!

We didn't meaning to! We had no idea we are a like you two.

So you just look like us, and have similar names by coincidence?

I guessing so. Do you know if it something else? We confused!

The photos of "you" have the same name as ours. Looks like the same file!

All the files on this wiki are the same to me!

How so?

They've all got one thing in common: I don't wanna look at em!

Oh ho ho ho!

Well, please doesn't call the lawyers on us! We'll creation a public apology on the top of our page, Okay?

They should put side effects on the top too!

What side effects?

Major headaches!

Oh ho ho ho!

I guess that works. Is that all you needed?

You really doesn't know why we look like an identical?

No, and I don't care.

Um, Okay. Sorry to bothering.

Alright. Goodbye

"Good" is right!

Oh ho ho ho!

Click

Well, what you learn from they?

Nothing, but I convinced those to not killing us!

Ooh! Polite work! Just like we're future selves told us to.

Well, want move on to next question?

Um.. no.. I aren't want to do any more. Let go home.

Oh, OK! Let go home.

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