Statley and Waldonf/Diversion/Diversion

When Statley came to a set of two open doors, he

Wait.

Where is doors?

We are trapped in an eternal cycle of Hell, forever wandering in search of atonement to our sins!

Fret not Statley, I have

Can't say that I have!

I am talking shut ups

Statley will remember this...

Quickly, my husband and/or wife! Into this Conveniently Placed Wormhole