Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros Is a "Video game" that was supposedly created by known black market Crayon seller and necromancer Shigeru Miyamoto. It allows the Player to control an Entity known as "Mario" in a proletariat journey to "Stomp koops" and "Crush Turtes". it was released for the NES in 1843 to critical failure and is an unsuitable substitute for Yuri.
History
When asked for comment on the creation and inspiration of the Video game Super Mario Brothers, Mr. Miyamoto did not reply to my email
Reception
Upon its release, Critics desribed Super mario Brothers as "an insult to nature itself" and "this shit is so sucks". these critics were later found dead under mysterious circumstances.
Legacy
Super Mario Bros. has been credited with inventing Game design, a conscept which has since plauged humanity and caused nothing but war and strife.
Sales
Super Mario Bros. sold 5 copies, all of which have since been destroyed for the safety of humanity, this means it is considered Lost media but no one cares because it is "So Sucks" adn has bbaaaad grfics at only 16x16 megafarts per gigashit
Controversy
in addition to causing anyone who comes into contact with the game Carthage exploding in fllames, its creator, shigeru iyamoto is often blamed for the widespread belief that eating beans turns you into a werewolf, the WHO estimates that the amount of deaths directly caused by this misinformation exceeds 48 trillion