Team 17

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”

The team jingle! Made by Copper Pepper

Team 17 Anthem

We Got It! The Team 17 Anthem Remix! Made by McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce

Anyone who joins this team gets free hot chocolate!

Team 17 Meetup 1917

Team 17^[was] was the 17th team. It was created after Team 16 on January 7th, 1917 by Hottwick Marsholomew Chocolateson in District 17, Wiki City. The founding principle of Team 17 was the human right to free hot chocolate.

Member Sign-in List

Members

Name	Join date	Current status	Notes
Fictional charcter	January 7th, 1917	Alive and kicking	Co-founder of Team 17 and the only one on the team who knows the best damn hot chocolate recipe ever concieved and how to prepare it.
Big Boy	October 1st, 2022		Free provider of quick transportation for Team 17 members. Also the largest steam locomotive in existence.
McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce			The "special sauce" of the group, here to provide a little extra tangy flavor to an already excellent team!
Sunny			A luminous spheroid of plasma with arms (but no legs).
Copper Pepper			Is made of rice according to Tygreenie.^[1]
Gamer			A game bag who is usually gaming, name a game hes got it.
Heisenburgy	October 4th, 2022		The all-new team mascot!
Strawberry	October 1st, 2022	Eliminated by voting publicly, not privately.	A little berry of fun! Does not appreciate being set on fire
Tahmahtoh	October 1st, 2022	Eliminated by forgetting to vote.	a stretchy vegatble/fruit, she adds a little "silliness" to the team
SFD Jigsaw Piece	April 5th, 2023	Eliminated by a stray vote from another team and vote which deviated from the plan in Team 17.	Jigsaw puzzle piece depicting spongebob found dead. Usually seen sitting around and contemplating. Commonly refered to as "just a guy".
Miso	October 6th, 2022	Eliminated with huge regret afterwards in Challenge 3	on the opposite side of the flavor spectrum but still enjoys hot chocolate. No arms. Likes to be cuted up on the weekend.
Pentagon	October 6th, 2022	Eliminated via DNP in Challenge 3	Shape of varying size, density and color. His favourite thing^TM is frosting.
Red Crewmate	April 28th, 2023	Eliminated via self-report in Challenge 3	Team 17's reaction to Red Crewmate joining the team

Notable former members

Name	Join Date	Leave Date	Notes
Hottwick Marsholomew Chocolateson	January 7th, 1917	December 17th, 1955	Co-founder of Team 17, inventor of the best damn hot chocolate recipe ever concieved
Heisenberg		February 17th, 1976	Quantum physicist, empire business
Marie Curie		July 17th, 1934	Radioactivity physicist and chemist, No Bell prize winner
Wiki City Chocolatiers	January 7th, 1922	January 17th, 1922	The only football team with connections to a Wiki Camp 2 team
Jerma	October 17th, 1985	May 17th, 2011	YouTuber, Team Fortress 2 player, Sus Guy
Kid named Team 17	September 17th, 2002	October 17th, 2009	Being named Kid named Team 17
Saul Goodman	September 17th, 2002	August 17th, 2010	Criminal defense lawyer, Slippin' Jimmy, Cinnabon owner lookalike
Gru	July 17th, 2010	June 17th, 2017	Supervillian, adoptive father of the gorls
Paper Niko	October 12th, 2022		It appeared, joined inexplicably and quickly resigned
Diary			Joined inexplicably and quickly resigned, professional Super Smash Bros. Ultimate player
9150625			They joined here, and in a blink of an eye, they are gone...
Playlist			HEE-HEE-HEE-HAW! They joined and left inexplHEE-HEE-HEEcably as well!
Emoticon			:D <( yay!!!!1!!1!! i got my own spot on the team! )
User:CAKO			Flopped, then died...
Spamton	April 1st, 2023	April 3rd, 2023

Team Results

Challenge	Date	Placement	Teams	Score	Winner
Challenge 2	October 1st-13th, 2022	16th	18	33.2	Host
Challenge 3	November 10th-23th, 2022	16th		171.8863	Wanted Contestants
Challenge 4	January 15th-February 14th, 2023	13th		123.38	The Sponsored Segments
Challenge 5	April 6th-May 2nd, 2023	13th	19	243.2083	The Mario Party
Challenge 6	June 20th-July 15th, 2023	TBD	19	TBD	TBD

Team 17 Meetup

The Team 17 Meetup (not to be confused with Team 17 day, January 7th) was an annual meetup hosted on December 17th. It was a celebration of Team 17's rich history and the hot chocolatey future that's yet to come. It was tradition to drink hot chocolate during these meets, though it was not mandatory.

5th anniversary football game

On January 7th, 1922, in celebration of 5 years of existence, Team 17 played a friendly game of football. This caught the attention of passersby. Later, they would come up with the idea of a representative amateur football team. The team now competes as the Wiki City Chocolatiers, and comprise one of the Big Five Wiki City clubs.

2022

On December 17th 2022, the members of Team 17, along with anyone else who could make it, joined together in voice chat.

Honorary members

People who attended the 2022-12-17 Team 17 meetup

Theme Song

Composed by Lil Nas X

tbis was the chocolate song!!!1 yaaaaaaaaaaaa

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AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAyyy wooooooooo ohoooo

yeahhhh chocolt

New members

The names of the new members have yet to be revealed. They will be sworn into Team 17 shortly.

Nativity scene

Gallery

A pic of all the Team 17 members together, dated October 12th, 2022.
Our old mascot the mysterious "E" that used to appear on our page when viewing it on mobile.
Our new mascot Heisenburgy.
Hottwick Marsholomew Chocolateson, founder of Team 17.

a section where each character expresses how they like their chocolate with added meaning and other stuff

Big Boy

Despite Big Boy being an oil-burning steam locomotive, he has tried hot chocolate once after joining Team 17. He had never tasted something as sweet as hot chocolate before. Let's hope he doesn't get addicted.

Copper Pepper

Copper Pepper likes to drink xyr hot chocolate on cold winter days while wrapped in a blanket looking out the window while solving sudokus.

Fictional charcter

The best damn hot chocolate recipe ever concieved, duh!

Gamer

Gamer likes a nice hot chocolate with a swirl of whipped cream, tiny marshmallows, and caramel. He'll drink it while sitting on the couch with the fireplace lit, playing winter games.

McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce

McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce just likes a little taste of home.

Miso

She enjoys her hot chocolate at a warm temperature. Marshmallows are nice but she usually just waits for them to dissolve into the hot chocolate "for added flavor." Uses only whole milk and prefers it made on the stove because it reminds her of how she was made.

Pentagon

ow oof my bones ouchh

SFD Jigsaw Piece

SFD's favorite moments to be drinking chocolate in, is spending time with people he cares about, like in a christmas dinner or a sleepover. He might not be that close with many people, but the ones he has he cares about a lot, and now he has a whole new team to do it with.

Strawberry

I like drinking hot chocolate at a cool -171 degrees celsius (thats -275.8 degrees Fahrenheit!)

Sunny

Sunny likes his hot chocolate at a temperature of 1.57×10⁷ K, which is 2.83×10⁷ °F.

Heisenburgy

heinsencuppy

My god...

This is the best cup of hot chocolate I've ever tasted.
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Trivia

Team 17 was statistically 1.7 times more powerful than Team 10.
For Team 17's 100th anniversary in 2017, they made a diss track on Team 10 for 17 hours, 17 minutes, and 17 seconds.
17 is the number of electrons that Chlorine has.
- In addition, this is also the amount of protons it has and its atomic number. You can thank Prof. Müller "Periödik" Bürgermeister for that!
- In turn, Chlorine is in table salt (NaCl), which flavors table hot chocolate.
Their jingle and anthem remix is in a 17/16 time signa.
The team number counts exactly how many times they have drank hot chocolate combined.
December 17th was Team 17's official holiday. An annual meetup is hosted in voice chat.
Team 17 placed 16th in Challenge 2. This was a missed opportunity to place 17th.
- They would soon be placed 16th once again in Challenge 3, proving once again that God isn't real.
- Team member McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce's entry in challenge 5 would place 17th with 317 points and 17 points in column E.
As of 2023-04-05, Team 17 was illegal in 50 states.
- Team 17 was still legal in Puerto Rico.

The water jug was to the left

Dodecahedron

Paper dodecahedron made by Copper Pepper.

This article is sponsored by Felonius Gru.

References

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A Sudoku with the minimum number of clues for a unique solution (17).

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edit the chatlogs at Team 17/chatlogs

Hey guys, what if we made this into actual chatlogs? — Copper Pepper (talk) 19:03, 8 January 2023 (UTC)

uh guys???? — Copper Pepper (talk) 22:57 8 January 2023 (UTC)
*gets scared* — Copper Pepper (talk) 22:57 8 January 2023 (UTC)

I am not. — Fictional charcter (talk) 00:35 9 January 2023 (UTC)

I AM DEPRE-HE-HE-HESSED!!!. — Fictional charcter (talk) 00:37 9 January 2023 (UTC)

Should we move these to a separate page and transclude it here? — Copper Pepper (talk) 01:20, 9 January 2023 (UTC)

log log log
log log log — Sunny (talk) 06:02, 9 January 2023 (UTC)

I DOTN´ KNOW WHAT TRANSCLUDE MEANS BUT WE SHOULD PROBABLY — SFD Jigsaw Piece (talk) 06:6, 9 January 2023 (UTC)

Transcluding is when you put one page on another page. — Copper Pepper (talk) 05:51, 1 February 2023 (UTC)
Anyway yeah I'm gonna make a page for these — Copper Pepper (talk) 05:52, 1 February 2023 (UTC)
Oh, also you guys can set your link color if you want by copying and modifying the css at the top of the page. — Copper Pepper (talk) 05:57, 1 February 2023 (UTC)

heres to the ones that we got.... cheers to the wish you were here but you're not.......

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