Template:Philosophical argument

The ultimate structure of all philosophical statements. There are no exceptions.

P1) All {{{1}}}s are {{{3}}}.

P2) {{{2}}} is a {{{1}}}.

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C) {{{2}}} must be {{{3}}}.

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P1) All nerpas are ugly and stinking of gasoline.

P2) Niko is a nerpa.

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C) Niko must be ugly and stinking of gasoline.

P1) All true Scotsmans are don't puts sugar on their haggis.

P2) Uncle Angus not is a true Scotsman.

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C) Uncle Angus not must be don't puts sugar on their haggis.