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| The Wiki Machine | |
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 The Wiki Machine | |
| Based on | Wikis |
| Portrayed by | crispeh |
| In-universe information | |
| Nicknames |
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| Species | Wiki Machine |
| Gender | N/A |
| Positive Relationships | N/A |
| Negative Relationships | The Eater of Wikis |
| Creator Information | |
| Discord | crispeh#8505 |
| Wiki profile | crispeh |
The Wiki Machine is a character by crispeh! It's a machine that creates wikis! Isn't that genius, for a camp like this? Wouldn't you like to make wikis too? I certainly would.
As the creator of Wikis, The Wiki Machine has an evil counterpart: The Eater of Wikis!
The Wiki Machine uses ALL PRONOUNS!!! With a preference for they/them.
Appearance
The Wiki Machine is a gray rectangular prism, because that's the optimal shape for creating wikis, silly! There's a blue button that you press, that starts the wiki-making process! Unfortunately, YOU can't control what wiki gets made... that's the Wiki Machine's job! Anyways, there's a light brown little tube on the top left corner for spitting out the wikis... and they fall on the platform below! There's also a light brown little gear on the top right corner! That ensures it all works... it's like a Rube-Goldberg, except not!
Personality
The Wiki Machine is a RATHER SWEET person...
Formerly with the downside that they were actually EVIL!!! Yes, very evil... I bet you didn't know THAT! They loooved to go skate boarding all the time because they were so SICK and TWISTED (because they were evil). In the first few days of Challenge 1, they were one of the most EVIL peoples around! They were also, like, a few days old, so they didn't really know right from wrong. Whatever. However, in the time since then, they've undergone an excruciating character arc, concluding with their most famous quote...
"I really did win, didn't I?" ~The Wiki Machine, 1974
You may ask, "What pushed this character arc?" That's a stupid fucking question. It was seeing The Eater of Wikis, and how SCARY!!!! THEY ARE!!!! SO SCARY I'M SO SCARED AHH!!
Anyways, after their character arc, they became "boring, nice, and reasonable", which is the most popular archetype! That's because they love being popular! They love being popular so much and they want everyone to love them and cry themselves to sleep when someone insults them, which is often. Especially from The Eater of Wikis, who has said very mean things to them like "CAN I EAT YOUR SHORTS" or "GRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM SO EVIL!" We need to make The Wiki Machine feel better, so please donate one million billion dollars to her political campaign, and vote for her as your favorite character on every "The Wiki Camp 2 Character Polls Part 2".
Official Character Guide Biography
On the 5b, THE WIKI MACHINE!!! seems awfully nice. If there is 5b that needs to be done, THE WIKI MACHINE!!! will do it with a 5b. Sometimes, 5b will be unhappy with her unrelenting 5b, though. Once 5b wanted to show THE WIKI MACHINE!!! a cool 5b. THE WIKI MACHINE!!! ended up shattering 5b--oops!
Due to years of training, THE WIKI MACHINE!!! is extremely agile: she practiced in both the 5b of 5b and 5b.
Did You Know?: THE WIKI MACHINE!!! will always lose on her 73rd 5b of 5b. 5b doesn't know this.
Abilities
- Creation: It may be the most shocking revelation in the universe, such an indescribably surprising tidbit of information that every atom known to exist shall redirect itself in such a manner that your mind will explode at such a flabbergasting piece of information... that The Wiki Machine, in fact, makes wikis.
- For instance; here's a page from SEPT 5, 2022 made by The Wiki Machine!
- Games: Really good at gaming, holding the world record speedrun of 1 second in the hit mobile game, BFDIA 5b. This record, however, is likely to be contested soon, as former world record holder Gelatin is quickly gaining on them, with his daunting 1.11111111111111 second time.
- Playing: Skilled with The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole.
Weaknesses
- Physical Violence: Being punched in the face really hard owww owieeee
Coverage
| Challenge | Details | Entry | Placement | Votes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pre-challenge | The Wiki Machine was born one fine December (code word for August) night (code word for day) to compete in the WIKI CAMP 2!!!!!!!!!! That's right, they're BASICALLY just a newborn, please be kind to him. | N/A | N/A | N/A |
| Challenge 1 | This page was created for challenge 1, as one of the early "longest pages" due to its excessive trivia section. Because of this, and ties to them, it became the base for a few other pages... while in fact, it's a mish-mash of other competitors' ideas itself! For instance, the page's formatting was heavily inspired by me, and this very table's inclusion was inspired by Fictional charcter! I love remix culture so much. | The Wiki Machine | TBA | TBA |
| Challenge 2* | TBA | TBA | TBA | TBA |
*This challenge has not been announced yet, so this section is a placeholder, assuming that the competitor is not eliminated by then.
Relationships
Main article: Wiki Machine/Relationships
Trivia
Comparisons
- The Wiki Machine is one of several competitors whose name starts with "The", the others being The Computer, The Eater of Wikis, and TheLegend27.
- While not starting with "The", Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 includes the word.
- The Wiki Machine is one of several competitors whose name is 3 words long, along with Atlanta Souviner Cup, Christmas Techo Scarf, Head of Lettuce, In a Nutshell, Number 1 Pen, Pink Plastic Thing, THE BIG CHEESE, and Teenage Trouble Claws.
- The Wiki Machine is one of three competitors whose name includes the word "Wiki", along with The Eater of Wikis and Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2.
- Interestingly, each of the three also include the word "The" in their name.
General
- The Wiki Machine has never eaten a goobly before.
- I think they could beat you in a fistfight!
- You know Gelatin from BFDIA? Me too!
- The Wiki Machine has created at least as many wikis as I've opened the fridge.
- Did you know? Set $wgLogos with the URL path to your own logo image.
- The Wiki Machine is currently in a footrace with you.
- The Wiki Machine is a light bluish gray!
- Yknow the word "bulbosity"? That's the word I'm thinking about.
- What is your favorite color? DM me about it!
- The Wiki Machine doesn't have a favorite color, but his least favorite is green.
- You are creating a new page on The Wiki Camp 2!
- ABCDEFG gummy bears are after me
- I'm so excited to compete alongside my friends! We're gonna make great
- I'm thinking of a different word now by the way! This time it's "Mario"!
- Though, I guess that's a proper noun, which isn't really a word...
- The Wiki Machine is thankful that everything here reminds her of berries!
- Now I'm going to copy and paste all of that again, so that the trivia section looks comedically long!
- The Wiki Machine has never eaten a goobly before.
- I think they could beat you in a fistfight!
- You know Gelatin from BFDIA? Me too!
- The Wiki Machine has created at least as many wikis as I've opened the fridge.
- Did you know? Set $wgLogos with the URL path to your own logo image.
- The Wiki Machine is currently in a footrace with you.
- The Wiki Machine is a light bluish gray!
- Yknow the word "bulbosity"? That's the word I'm thinking about.
- What is your favorite color? DM me about it!
- The Wiki Machine doesn't have a favorite color, but his least favorite is green.
- You are creating a new page on The Wiki Camp 2!
- ABCDEFG gummy bears are after me
- I'm so excited to compete alongside my friends! We're gonna make great
- I'm thinking of a different word now by the way! This time it's "Mario"!
- Though, I guess that's a proper noun, which isn't really a word...
- The Wiki Machine is thankful that everything here reminds her of berries!
- The Wiki Machine actually created Wikipedia!