The Wiki Machine
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| Species | Wiki Machine |
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The Wiki Machine (Japanese: ウィキマシン, U~ikimashin lit. "Wiki Machine") is a competitor in The Wiki Camp 2. It's a machine that creates wikis! Isn't that genius, for a camp like this? Wouldn't you like to make wikis too? I certainly would.
As the creator of Wikis, obviously The Wiki Machine has an evil counterpart who destroys wikis: The Eater of Wikis!
Also see The Wiki Machine's child.
The Wiki Machine uses any and all pronouns, with a preference for they/them.
Appearance
The Wiki Machine is a gray rectangular prism, the most optimal shape for creating wikis, as famously documented by 4J Studios in 1884. On the spot right next to the face (on the side that leads to the gear) there's a little blue button that allegedly starts up the wiki creatification. Then there's the little light brown tube on the other side where the wikis come down from, and they fall on the little platform below.
Personality
Everyone knows The Wiki Machine is famously sweet, and cute, and everyone loves them. This is because they create wikis, which everyone reads and loves and is impressed by, because they are awesome. What they don't know is that The Wiki Machine actually has a dark side, which they must hide... the dark side that deletes wikis! It's actually a good thing though, because those wikis are by silly vandals and hackers who want to do nothing but spread misinformation, and The Wiki Machine is doing a very very good thing by ridding us of them. This dark side is actually a very important thing, and even though definitely no one knows about it, The Wiki Machine is doing a very good thing and if anyone were to hypothetically stumble upon this secret like by for instance reading her wiki page they would know that it's a very good thing and they should be very impressed.
Abilities
- Creation: It may be the most shocking revelation in the universe, such an indescribably surprising tidbit of information that every atom known to exist shall redirect itself in such a manner that your mind will explode at such a flabbergasting piece of information... that The Wiki Machine, in fact, makes wikis.
- For instance; here's a page from August 24, 2022 made by The Wiki Machine:
- For instance; here's a page from August 24, 2022 made by The Wiki Machine:
- Games: The Wiki Machine is really good at games! They play them, and that's very good. It helps hone their reflexes, probably. The games are also very entertaining and The Wiki Machine has good taste.
- Playing: Skilled with The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole.
Weaknesses
- Physical Violence: Being punched in the face really hard owww owieeee
Coverage
| Challenge | Details | Entry | Placement |
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| Pre-challenge | The Wiki Machine was created on August 24! That's their de facto birthday. Ain't that neat? Are you getting ready to celebrate it yet? You should be. | N/A | N/A |
| Challenge 1 | This page (the one you're reading!) was created for challenge 1, as one of the earliest "long pages" due to its (subjectively) excessive trivia section. It ended up placing third, which is very impressive, considering there were a few other people competing too. | The Wiki Machine | 3rd |
| Challenge 2 | He had the genius, genius idea of teaming up with Teenage Trouble Claws and The Eater of Wikis to keep them in check, while simultaneously also foreseeing that industry titans such as Let Tumes Tari and TheLegend27 would also want to join in on all the fun the other guys were having hanging around The Wiki Machine. | The Good, The Bad and The Ugly | 4th |
| Challenge 3 | Sometime during the Edit War, The Wiki Machine made their greatest (and probably only) mistake! Which was having a collection of all the different parts of the edit war, somewhat early in the edit war, without regards to lag reduction, and mistakenly categorizing one part of the edit war as another. The whole shebang was rather embarrassing. This shows us that The Wiki Machine is just like everyone else, and is flawed, and therefore relatable. | Edit War (+47,228) | 46th |
| Challenge 4 | Did you know? The Wiki Machine actually invented Magic! | Magic | 22nd |
| Challenge 5 | Had a conversation with Teenage Trouble Claws. It went swimmingly. | F8 | 30th |
| Challenge 6 | The Wiki Machine was the resident "efficiency champion" of this round, making one simple edit to the unwanted page Naruto (franchise): " ", and leaving with an identical placement to every other competitor. | N/A | 9th |
| Challenge 7 | They made a swift and daring escape to Epic Evil (which they are not evil by the way, it's just a cover, y'know, like, hiding amongst the enemy and stuff), but not before bringing their good pals The Eater of Wikis and Teenage Trouble Claws along with. | Talk:The Wiki Machine/declaration | 26th |
| Challenge 8 | After a long and arduous grindsesh that lasted the prior couple of challenges, The Wiki Machine decided to take a backseat break this time to let the other competitors on Epic Evil do the heavylifting. This was a perfectly apt strategy, as the page placed 3rd, comfortably within the immunity range. | Miitomi | 3rd |
Relationships
Main article: The Wiki Machine/Relationships
Names in other languages
| Language | Name | Meaning |
|---|---|---|
| Japanese | ウィキマシン, U~ikimashin | Wiki Machine |
| French | La Machine Wiki | The Wiki Machine |
| Spanish | La Maquina Wiki | The Wiki Machine |
| Italian | Wahoo wahoo yippee! | Creator of Wikis |
| Russian | Вики-машина, viki-mashina | Wiki Machine |
| American | Burger | Gary |
Trivia
Comparisons
- The Wiki Machine is one of several competitors whose name starts with "The", the others being The Computer, The Eater of Wikis, The Joker and TheLegend27.
- While not starting with "The", Bot the mew, Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2 and Heat Death of the Universe include the word.
- The Wiki Machine is one of three competitors whose name includes the word "Wiki", along with The Eater of Wikis and Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2.
- Interestingly, each of the three also include the word "The" in their name.
General
- The Wiki Machine has never eaten a goobly before.
- I think they could beat you in a fistfight!
- You know Gelatin from BFDIA? Me too!
- The Wiki Machine has created at least as many wikis as I've opened the fridge.
- Did you know? Set $wgLogos with the URL path to your own logo image.
- The Wiki Machine is currently in a footrace with you.
- The Wiki Machine is a light bluish gray!
- Yknow the word "bulbosity"? That's the word I'm thinking about.
- What is your favorite color? DM me about it!
- The Wiki Machine doesn't have a favorite color, but his least favorite is green.
- You are creating a new page on The Wiki Camp 2!
- ABCDEFG gummy bears are after me
- I'm so excited to compete alongside my friends! We're gonna make great
- I'm thinking of a different word now by the way! This time it's "Mario"!
- Though, I guess that's a proper noun, which isn't really a word...
- The Wiki Machine is thankful that everything here reminds her of berries!
- The Wiki Machine actually created Wikipedia!
See Also
Associated Contestants
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