The Wiki Machine/Mike and Spike's Take
Gee, this competitor sure does get me rather riled up! Wouldn't you agree, Spike?
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YEAH MAN. I MEAN, LOOK AT ALL THOSE CATEGORIES!
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Yeah! Say... a lot of these look quite familiar... but I just can't put my finger on it!
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OH MAN, YOU HAVE FINGERS? YOU GOTTA SHOW ME SOME TIME.
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Wow... I never thought this day would come! You're my best friend, man.
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YOU TOO, MAN.
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| fries | yeah man! |
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And so, the three friends set off into the sunset on a quest to McDonalds to finally get their hands on a burger and some fries...
Golly, I sure am glad we're out of that mess!
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UH, I DON'T SEEM TO RECALL. WHAT WERE WE EVEN DOING AGAIN?
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| chubs (fake) | im chubs world |
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OH MY GOD, LOOK. IT'S CHUBS.
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| chubs (fake) | dont for get to folow @chubesworld_ on twoter |
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Can't say that I have!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Wow, I can't believe we've made so many cute new friends!
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Can't say that I have!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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And so, the three friends set off into the sunset on a quest to McDonalds to finally get their hands on a burger and some fries...
WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE "THIS SEAL WILL DIE" TALK LATELY?
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idk
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| ishmael | call me ishmael |
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not really feeling it right now, sorry
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And so, the three friends set off into the sunset on a quest to McDonalds to finally get their hands on a burger and some fries...
Can't say that I have!
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And so, the three friends set off into the sunset on a quest to McDonalds to finally get their hands on a burger and some fries...
And so, the three friends set off into the sunset on a quest to McDonalds to finally get their hands on a burger and some fries...
And so, the three friends set off into the sunset on a quest to McDonalds to finally get their hands on a burger and some fries...
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And so, the three friends set off into the sunset on a quest to McDonalds to finally get their hands on a burger and some fries...
Have you ever wondered why the sky is blue?
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Ca
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no shut up this isnt about you
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HEY MAN. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MEAN ABOUT IT.
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I guess you're right... I'll have to look deep in my being, and reflect on what I'm doing wrong.
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...
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...HEY UH, YOU OKAY DUDE?
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...Yeah. It looks like I've got some thinking to do. Thanks for your help.
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| chubs (fake) | im so happy |
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And so, the three friends set off into the sunset on a quest to McDonalds to finally get their hands on a burger and some fries...
Man.. what's up with those The Ultimate Heist Crew guys?
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The Wiki Machine is a character by crispeh! It's a machine that creates wikis! Isn't that genius, for a camp like this? Wouldn't you like to make wikis too? I certainly would. As the creator of Wikis, The Wiki Machine has an evil counterpart: The Eater of Wikis! The Wiki Machine uses ALL PRONOUNS!!! With a preference for they/them. Appearance The Wiki Machine is a gray rectangular prism, because that's the optimal shape for creating wikis, silly! There's a blue button that you press, that starts the wiki-making process! Unfortunately, YOU can't control what wiki gets made... that's the Wiki Machine's job! Anyways, there's a light brown little tube on the top left corner for spitting out the wikis... and they fall on the platform below! There's also a light brown little gear on the top right corner! That ensures it all works... it's like a Rube-Goldberg, except not! Personality The Wiki Machine is a RATHER SWEET person... Formerly with the downside that they were actually EVIL!!! Yes, very evil... I bet you didn't know THAT! They loooved to go skate boarding all the time because they were so SICK and TWISTED (because they were evil). In the first few days of Challenge 1, they were one of the most EVIL peoples around! They were also, like, a few days old, so they didn't really know right from wrong. Whatever. However, in the time since then, they've undergone an excruciating character arc, concluding with their most famous quote... "I really did win, didn't I?" ~The Wiki Machine, 1974 You may ask, "What pushed this character arc?" That's a stupid fucking question. It was seeing The Eater of Wikis, and how SCARY!!!! THEY ARE!!!! SO SCARY I'M SO SCARED AHH!! Anyways, after their character arc, they became "boring, nice, and reasonable", which is the most popular archetype! That's because they love being popular! They love being popular so much and they want everyone to love them and cry themselves to sleep when someone insults them, which is often. Especially from The Eater of Wikis, who has said very mean things to them like "CAN I EAT YOUR SHORTS" or "GRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM SO EVIL!" We need to make The Wiki Machine feel better, so please donate one million billion dollars to her political campaign, and vote for her as your favorite character on every "The Wiki Camp 2 Character Polls Part 2". Official Character Guide Biography On the 5b, THE WIKI MACHINE!!! seems awfully nice. If there is 5b that needs to be done, THE WIKI MACHINE!!! will do it with a 5b. Sometimes, 5b will be unhappy with her unrelenting 5b, though. Once 5b wanted to show THE WIKI MACHINE!!! a cool 5b. THE WIKI MACHINE!!! ended up shattering 5b--oops! Due to years of training, THE WIKI MACHINE!!! is extremely agile: she practiced in both the 5b of 5b and 5b. Did You Know?: THE WIKI MACHINE!!! will always lose on her 73rd 5b of 5b. 5b doesn't know this. Abilities
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*This challenge has not been announced yet, so this section is a placeholder, assuming that the competitor is not eliminated by then. Relationships Main article: Wiki Machine/Relationships Trivia Comparisons
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.....Spike...?
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BLOOMBERG. I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
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| chubs (fake) | im listening..... |
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| okin | ....i'll be the judge of that... |
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| black hole | girl |
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I'VE... BEEN THINKING ABOUT JOINING THE ULTIMATE HEIST CREW.
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| okintucky | gasps |
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| remote | gastp |
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| two | gaps |
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Spike...
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To be continued...
And so, the three friends set off into the sunset on a quest to McDonalds to finally get their hands on a burger and some fries...
Spike, I have something to confess to you too.
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WHAT IS IT...?
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Spike, when we first met all those years ago...
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Flashback to Baby Bloomberg meeting a younger Spike.
It's nice to meet you, Spike. The name's Bloomberg. Michael Bloomberg.
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| baby spike | yeah it's nice to meet you too |
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I have something to confess, when we are older. Remind me to tell you when we flash back to this sequence.
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| baby spike | ok |
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Flashback ends.
Ha ha, we were so young and spry back then... you hadn't even gotten your own "Dia" template yet!
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THAT REMINDS ME, YOU APPARENTLY HAD SOMETHING TO CONFESS WHEN WE FLASHED BACK TO THAT.
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Ah, yes...
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Tears start to form from Bloomberg's eyes. They slowly fall down his cheeks and hit the ground.
...Ha ha... why am I crying...? This is ridiculous...
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Ah... I know...
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It's because we can't be friends... anymore.
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WHAT...?
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Spike, when we first met, everything I wanted was to be a Lesbian Character on The Wiki Camp 2...
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I only even became your friend because I thought... that you could help me with that goal.
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That stupid, selfish goal...
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MIKE...
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...But now...
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Another tear hits the ground.
I have that... don't I...?
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Spike...
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I'M A LESBIAN CHARACTER ON THE WIKI CAMP 2!
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There's what feels like an eternity of silence between the two, as Bloomberg's tears flow from his face. Spike looks at him, then looks at the ground.
SO, DOES THAT MEAN... WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE...?
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Bloomberg sniffles.
...It does. We have to go our separate ways. We have to see our own life goals to completion. We have to make new connections...
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THEN I GUESS...
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Spike turns to leave.
GOODBYE... OLD FRIEND.
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Spike walks away, leaving Bloomberg crying, distraught.
And so, the three friends set off into the sunset on a quest to McDonalds to finally get their hands on a burger and some fries...
The scene opens with Spike at a bar, drinking Kool-Aid packets. He finishes one, and tosses the empty packet onto a comedically large pile.
Uh... you okay? That's your 28934th Kool-Aid packet today.
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GIVE ME ANOTHER MAN. I AM FEELING VERY SAD.
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Suddenly, a man walks into the bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.
| the man | yo |
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A MAN WITH A SLAB OF ASPHALT UNDER HIS ARM...
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THEY WARNED ME ABOUT FOLKS LIKE YOU.
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| the man |
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WHAT GIFT DO YOU BRING TO US TODAY, 'O MAN WITH ASPHALT?
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| the man | aireo plane |
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The man drops his slab of asphalt, and from his cloak, he draws out an airplane.
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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO WITH THIS, 'O WISE MAN WITH AIRPLANE?
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| the man | oh please that is njot my real name |
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| the man | call me... |
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| chubs (fake) | chubs (fake) |
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The air thickens as does the plot. Spike is overwhelmed with grief having not expected this twist.
WELL IF IT IS A GIFT FROM YOU (chubs (fake)) THEN IT WOULD BE RUDE OF ME NOT TO ACCEPT.
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| chubs (fake) | ever heard of damn seal? |
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I WILL USE THIS GIFT TO SEEK DOWN THE ULTIMATE HEIST CREW AND JOIN THEM!
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AND MAYBE THEN...
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Spike's eyes begin to water...
MAYBE THEN I WILL REUINITE WITH BLOOMBERG...
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And so, the three friends set off into the sunset on a quest to McDonalds to finally get their hands on a burger and some fries...
oh man. we're the fake ultimate heist crew
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DAWWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPONING
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HEY. IS THIS THE ULTIMATE HEIST CREW
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A figure comes from a nearby dumpster.
HA
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HA HA
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EAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Y0U'RE IN THE [Wrong Place], BUDDY!
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[[Ultimate Heists]] AREN'T ANYWH3RE IN THIS PLACE
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OK. WHO ARE Y
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BUT THATS NOT ALL YOU [[Little Sponge]]!
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LISTEN TO ME.
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SPIkE.
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Spike looks around uncomfortably at Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. They seem to have disappeared.
IT'S NOT WORTH YOUR [[70centTimeAndEffort]].
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BECAUSE YOUVE GOTA MUCH MORE[Specil] DEAL RIGHT HERE!
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Spike looks at Spamton, eager to hear what he'll say next.
And so, the three friends set off into the sunset on a quest to McDonalds to finally get their hands on a burger and some fries...