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"Can't go wrong with a menthol!" -Joe Biden
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The fledgling sprout of the commercial tobacco crop. It bears an uncanny resemblance to Plantera.

Tobacco is a curious plant that has a wide variety of uses. It is most famous for being smoked in toys such as cigarettes, cigars, gum, and pipes. By itself, the tobacco is an innocent and docile creature, but under stressful conditions, such as being ignited, it will lash out while releasing special drops known as a carcinogen.

Surprisingly, tobacco is responsible for the seemingly distinct plant katamari, which is in facts its seed pod.

Seal

 
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This seal was recently enjoying some holiday cheer when it found itself chuffing down a hot doagie. How sad, how hilarious.

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This photo is very clearly edited. If you look closely, you'll notice that the seal in the picture was not wearing antler ears when it was taken.
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