Beans Token
OH NO I PRESSED 
Beans token can steal items from someone's bank account.... at the cost of killing one random person...... (If you pick a competitor, do note killing is not the same as eliminating. :/) It also lets you pick a competitor to move to your team, against their will! How fun! And you can also either add a level to The Tower, or bring The Tower into or out of effect if you want. If there are no available bank items in someone's account, a piece of a random item will be given instead.
When you play a Beans token, you have 6 energy for stealing...Use it wisely!
- Stealing an item from a still-in competitor or The Divine Goddess costs 3 energy.
- Stealing an item from an eliminated competitor or a non-competitor costs 1.5 energy.
- Stealing a Beans Token from anyone costs 6 energy! This takes precedence over the above statements.
Upon being played, all token exchange rates are recalculated and the next Gacha spin is free!
If a Beans Token is used to move a player, that player may sacrifice a token in their possession to reverse this move. This sacrifice must be made in the same economic period as the Beans Token play.
- If the amount sacrificed is worth more than or the same as the Beans Token's sell price, the move is reversed immediately.
- If the amount sacrificed is worth less than the Beans Token's sell price, the move is reversed at the end of challenge results.
Gangle?It's so cold...
Nuke
If you are still in, you can also use the Beans Token to autoeliminate yourself via Total Nuclear Annihilation. You cannot use Beans Tokens to nuke other people. This effect cannot be forced by board decisions or outside token plays.
What happens before you are autoeliminated
- Your bank account's items are doubled and redistributed as evenly as possible among your teammates (leftovers will be given to your best-performing teammate). If you are the only member on your team, these items will instead be randomly distributed to the still-in competitors.
- However, for reasons we cannot possibly know, every item created in this process has a 25% chance to accidentally land in the bank of another non-divine shareholder!
- Due to computational limitations, if there are more than 100 of an item type, instead of using random chance, 25% (rounded up) of them will be evenly distributed to the other non-divine shareholders, with excess falling to random chance.
- You get Reddit Gold, which you may keep for yourself or give to someone else as a parting gift. Your bank account is then disabled for the rest of the economic period.
- Also...Your super gaming house is demolished by a tractor! Yahaha!
The main event
- You explode (
)! Your bank account's remaining items are also vaporized in the process, taking them out of circulation. The explosion, which may or may not be lethal, autoeliminates you. Due to the intense heat, The Divine Goddess's record of the events described in this bullet point are then reduced to a mere imprint, like this... - Whoever has the Reddit Gold created by this Beans Token play must submit an insightful 5-paragraph essay on the nature of meaningless work. If The Divine Goddess does not deem it to be insightful, or if it is not submitted before results drop, this person (and their competitor(s), if applicable) is discombobulated.
- Your team (the team you were on prior to being autoeliminated) will gain immunity the next time it is put up for elimination. This effectively functions as a safety net and your final parting gift...🕊️
- This effect cannot be voided, even in the event that the Beans Token is blanked or rewritten! You will be dearly remembered!
- A smouldering crater is left where you once stood. A full challenge cycle will have passed by the time it is cleaned up...Until then, you won't be able to rejoin or debut.
- Any messages you sent during the current economic period will be reduced to a mere imprint, like this...
- To ease anxieties, an art break will commence before the elimination. During this art break, The Divine Goddess will showcase a cool photo.
Beans+
There are benefits to be gained from not pressing 
, explained in this section.
Beans+ is the added bonus of the Beans token following the first blanking and unprotecting of this page. As this is not valid criteria for activating a token, none of this will ever happen. Beans+ is a legacy rewards program. Beans+ is awarded to anyone who holds on to a Beans Token for more than one economic period without playing it.
Your Beans+ subscription can be permanently revoked if a Beans Token is ever used or sold by you or anyone on your team, and can never be regained in the future, in accordance to the program's End User? License Agreement!.
- In the event of self imposed Total Nuclear Annihilation, the remaining team members can keep their subscription as compensation for their loss.
- If a user with a revoked subscription joins the team of someone who owns Beans+, the Beans+ member can keep their subscription as long as the other person does not play a Beans token.
- Sacrificing a Beans token to counteract a forced team switch OR the effects of a Blessed Token will not revoke a Beans+ subscription, even if your Beans Token count reaches 0.
Benefits
Beans+ members gain the hidden ability Forewarning, notifying them privately about certain behind the scenes events.
| Message | Condition | Additional notes |
|---|---|---|
| "You shudder at a hideous thought..." | When receiving their first private external vote this round | If the voter is on a team, an extra adjective(s) is added to the message to hint which team the vote originated from. |
| "You feel like breathing a sigh of relief." | When their team didn't receive an external private vote this round | |
| "You get the feeling [team] has impressed a higher being." | When a team's challenge entry is going to receive an Outstanding Action Commendation | Users will never receive this notification about their own team. |
| "You see clouds forming above [team], [team] and [team]..." | When challenge results are being announced | One of the team names is a team which will be UFE, while the other two are duds. |
| "You thought you saw lightning strike [team] or [team]!" | When voting results are being announced | One of the team names is a team which will lose a member, while the other one is a more believable dud.
It is possible for the losing team to be mistaken for another team if they have at most a 1 member difference. |
Beans+ members also gain twice the rewards from Outstanding Action Commendations, with this being communicated by saying the user was rewarded once more for their continued restraint. If a Beans+ subscription is revoked, all bonus rewards are revoked from the user's bank, even if they cannot afford it, putting them into debt. This is the only current way for an account to go into the negatives.
"Beans there, done that"
"Beans there, done that" is an idiom muttered by users of the Beans Token. For the sake of this camp, it can be assumed that any use of the Beans Token creates the assumption that the user said this phrase.
A Divine Apology
For every instance of a Beans token being rewarded, used, sold or traded, The Divine Goddess will apologize for not fixing File:Do_not_press_button.jpg when Instant Commons was removed.
