| “ | Collect my 32,509 pages. | ” | |
| — Slenderman | |||
The Slenderman (also known the Hungry Home Invader) is a tall fellow known for breaking into homes and stealing food.

He instantly won in a rap battle against Eminem.
Goofs
- He can eat potato chips despite not having lips.
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