The skate board was bodaciously invented in 1950-whatever-the-fuck by Sir F. Boardo Jr. after getting painfully jealous of his father, Sir F. Boardo Sr., who invented the surf board. Boardo Jr. took his father's creation, attached wheels to it, and was recorded as saying "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME NOW DAD?!?!HUHH!?!?HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?" once it was completed.
Skate board ing, as is the righteous act of getting on a skate board and seeing what happens next, is totally rad and got increasingly rad over the next 10 years, and the 10 years after that, and the 10 years after that, and the 10 years after that, and the 10 years after that, and the 10 years after that, and the 10 years after that! Now it's 2023. God Almighty. Amen.🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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there are 2 primary functions of skate board, with various subordinate functions for each. there are skate functions, or functions relating to skate. and board functions, which are functions relating to board
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god gfuckign DAMMIT@ i posted teh wrong image can you gusy pretend i posted the right one plseae??
welcome to msmojo and today we're counting down our Top 10 most deadliest skate boarding drawbacks in the whole wide world ever!
Number 10
hurt leg. sometimes when you skate board you hurt your leg. ow!
Number 9
skate board becomes sentient and is mean to you. self explanatory
Number 8
skate board becomes sentient and is nice to you. you wouldn't thinkthis one would be deadly but you'll form an everlasting friendship over the span of like 10 or 15 minutes, and then your skate board will commit the greatest act of self-sacrifice all for your sake, leaving you mourning the loss of your dearest friend and wondering how things could have been different. kind of like in the kirby anime.
Number 7
hurt knee. different from hurt leg YEOW! OUCH!!!! There is so much in the knee. so many nerves!!!
Number 6
once i went skate boarding at my local skate park at the mall and i tried to do a grind on the rail and i fell on my face and all the cool older skate boarders laughed at me and called me a newb. the physical pain was nothing compared to the pain in my heart i am never going skating again.
Death By Ska. you can't spell skate board without ska. otherwise it'd just be te board. and while ska is an amazing music genre filled with horns and fun rhythms, if you listento too much reel big fish, that shit'll fuck you up or even kill you.
fall into the woodchipper. you see. skate boards and woodchippers love each other. they're like girlfriends. and girlfriends cannot stay away from one another no matter how hard they try. that'sthebeauty of love. any time a skate board sees a woodchipper, she wants to jump into her loving embrace. this could be really really really really really bad if you're still on the skate board.
Number 1
not recognizing tony hawk. worst most deadliest sin a skate boarder can commit.
This is the back of my skate board. Sometimes skate boards are edgy and have swears on them. I got this one for free and sold it for $40.
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i, like, totally had a vision from god last night and he told me this page needed to be more radical and bodacious... and i was like. "uh yeah anything for you god." so i tried to find a picture of god doing some sick moves, but i couldn't find any, so i figured sonic was just as gnarly as god.
the skate board's natural habitat is a skatepark like this one. unfortunately, this one is covered in snow, so the skate boards had to migrate.
mourning the death of Mark Genuine. also he has a skate board i guess.
Skate boards from Toys R Us
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mourning the death of Mark Genuine. also he has a skate board i guess.
