Two tin cans with a string tied between
Two tin cans with a string tied between is a telecommunications platform where users communicate over two tin cans called clumps attached by a string called a grove. As of September 2022, Two tin cans with a string tied between has over 200 million people signing in and using the tin-based platform every day to chat with their friends and family.
History
Two tin cans with a string tied between was created by brothers Noah and Ken Olson after realizing that they can use simple house equipment as a form of instant messaging. The brothers launched the social media platform in 1667, and it was eventually bought by Yahoo! in the early 2000s for 1 billion USD (Adjusted for inflation, that is approximately 2 Okinberries). It was later sold again in the year 2010, to Miles Better, for 3 USD, which is a net loss of approximately Everything.
Financial troubles
Two tin cans with a string tied between takes up approximately 450 million tons of tin every year to maintain. The company is projected to be in the green by the year 4000. Better has stated in interviews that he views Two tin cans with a string tied between as an important infrastructure, rather than a money making opportunity. Since Better took over as CEO, he moved to a new program of only using recycled tin cans, which has saved the environment. Of course, sales of beans has skyrocketed since he introduced that program. Better states that the Bean Leak of 2014 is completely unrelated to the tin can requirements for keeping the social media platform running.
Alternate Versions
Similar to the standard two can version, a rare variant can be found in the wild: the eight cans shiny variant.