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visualizing things for TWC2: Beyond the Pages

Pibby
So... why did you call this the Baby Seal?
Michael Bloomberg
We were looking for inspirations, then Spike found a video of a random baby seal.
Spike
DUDE. THAT'S NIKO.
Barnacles
Indeed, Spike, he's a Baikal seal, nerpa in Russian. Two years old, and he's already a viral sensation.
Kwazii
Oh, shiver me whiskers! That guy's getting memed all the time! How would a baby seal eat cement?
Peso
Oh dear...! Well, you can't always trust captions.
Pibby
Wait... so you named this clubhouse... after a meme?
Michael Bloomberg
Well, Pibby, you can only blame pop culture! You can't go viral by accident.
Peso
And he's still having his moments, including his occasional slip. Luckily, those are harmless.
Kwazii
Aye! That's the classic formula that some creatures gotta follow. And we're only just a template.
Michael Bloomberg
Hey uh, I know you folks like marine life. Did you see what Monterey Bay Aquarium did?
Barnacles
Those lofi mixes? We often put them in the background while we're stationed in the Octopod.

Now Playing
Fifteen children?! He must've surely went places.
Yep. And also a Broadway musical.
H-hold on. Is that what I... think it is?
What?
...We just lost Whamageddon.
On the 1st? Fudge.
Michael Bloomberg
I don't control the radio.
Spike
DUDE. WE'D BE MORE SCREWED IF THIS WERE MARIAHGEDDON.
December FIRST. We barely had our lunch!
I at least wanted to make it to the 15th.
Amateur.
Hey hey, don't feel bad. It's better than losing on the stroke of midnight last year.
Michael Bloomberg
Again, I don't control it. Maybe the playlist guy likes nostalgia.
Or maybe they like... flooding it with memes and gags and all that.
Spike
DUDE. MARIAH'S INEVITABLE.
Ya think?
Spike
DEATH, TAXES, MARIAH CAREY.
Seinfeld
George
Ack. Mariah.
Kramer
Death, taxes, Mariah Carey.
Cut back to the Baby Seal. Pibby walks by
Pibby
This yeeear, to save me from teeeears-
Death, taxes, Whamageddon.