The War of Seals and Horses
The War of Seals and Horses is the conflict to end all animal conflicts in the Wiki Camp 2, fought between the equine and pinniped factions. It is the inspiration of season 2 of March Madness. The current casualty count is at one, since both parties in the warfare are indestructible. The only casualty was Grant Vincent, creator of web show Hazbin Hotel, who wandered into the line of fire and was trampled by about one hundred tons of combined nerpa and equine rage.
Recorded footage of the war
Horses's peace offering
"how terrifying"
Opening crawl
A long time ago in an island far, far away....
Episode MMDCCLXIII
THE EQUINE SPIRIT
A herd of feral HORSES has stewarded the tiny Sable Island off the coast of Nova Scotia for two and a half centuries.
But every winter, they are stopped in their tracks by the world's largest GRAY SEAL colony, with hundreds of thousands laying on the shore at any given time.
This heated rivalry was mild until a few years ago, when an aggressive seal was kicked into oblivion by a rebellious hoof....