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{{Quote|Eeeeyep. I'm just that cute.|Miitomi}}
{{Nihongo|'''Miitomi'''|ミートミ|Mītomi}} is the [[:Category:Mascot (official)|official mascot]] of [[The Wiki Camp 2]] and the main [[protagonist]] in world renowned [[role-playing video game]], ''[[The Quest of the Heavenly Seal Jewels With Miitomi and Friends (Except Paul, Who We Hate): The Skyscraping Platforms! And Other Thangs]]''. They have also engaged in other mischievous deeds, such as [[dancing]] and [[capitalism]].

== Overview ==
=== Personality ===
[[File:Bouncy the Mascot.gif|thumb|So gleeful..!]]
Miitomi is like [[Dark Genuine]] but like in a way where if Dark Genuine was really cool and loved [[ice-skating]]. They’re a multiple-trick pony, with such skills as the aforementioned ice-skating, [[putting three cups on the table and then putting a ball in one of them and shuffling them around until you can't tell where the cup is and guessing where it is]], and [[green]]. So cool! They are also good friends with the [[Gamphorahtta|dark one]].

Miitomi, however, is also a bit overly [[mischievous]] and [[rambunctious]], so they tend to [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2|graffiti all over the street walls]]!

Naturally, all these [[trait]]s about this [[quirky]] character perfectly embody the Wiki Camp 2 [[spirit]], which is why we, the [[viewer]]s, are personally going to [[vote]] for THEM to be the new [[mascot]] for the [[The Wiki Camp (franchise)|franchise]]!

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Mascot vandalism.png|"What?"
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=== History ===
[[File:Miitomi Sprout.png|thumb|Miitomi as a little thang... It's the miracle of [[life]]!]]
Miitomi was just a [[little thang]]... But then they [[Grown up|grew up]].

Afterwards, they decided to pay a [[volcano]] a visit as one of their first many [[trip]]s! Unfortunately, volcanoes do not like seals, so this one [[Explosion|blew up]]. Miitomi escaped unharmed, but [[Damn seal]] became 0.1% more [[damn]]ed because of the excessive amounts of [[lava]] and [[magma]] and other [[hot]] things. Whoops!

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Miitomi was [[sad|especially hurt]] by the [[revelation]] that they made Damn seal even hotter. This led them to create [[Cool seal]], a paradise for [[pinniped|pinnipeds]]. Unfortunately, the patent to the project was '''GENEROUSLY BOUGHT BY BELOVED AND HONEST ENTREPRENEUR SEALON MUSK''' and later was '''COMPLETED, REVAMPED, AND RENAMED TO [[X SEAL]], THE COOLER AND SUPERIOR NAME.'''

In an effort to get [[revenge]], Miitomi partnered with [[Funko]] under the name {{Premium|[[Ethical Seals]]}} to sell little toys of themselves, in an effort to become a [[trillionaire]] and dethrone [[Sealon Musk]]. Unfortunately, nobody [[IDGAF|cared]], and Funko later filed for [[bankruptcy]]. This is probably a good thing though, as them winning in an alternative timeline led to the [[Evil Future]]. Miitomi decided to pick themselves up from their bootstraps and make a name for themselves.

We don't talk about [[Loot Crate]].

Even though they [[Miitomi Adventures (franchise)|had countless adventures]] and a [[Money|very profitable]] [[:Category:Games|game franchise]], Miitomi still felt as if they had a [[Wikipedia]]-shaped [[hole]] in their [[heart]]. There was just something... [[Nonexisty|empty]] about their life that in no way could be fufilled by anything they had done before it. Luckily, while sitting at the [[park]] one evening, they came across a [[Noah|strapping and handsome boy]] who told them that there was [[The Wiki Camp 2|a community of miscreants who were totally helpless and sucked]]. The very awesome and cool boy said they were looking for a nice, young man of [[Christianity|Christian faith]] who was good with kids to help make that community wayyy cooler and more educational. Miitomi wasn't any of those [[:Category:Things (official)|things]], but they DID know how to spruce up a [[place]]. That takes us to the [[present]], where we, [[Epic Evil]], are currently [[Word|writing]] about how you should let Miitomi be the [[:Category:Official pages|OFFICIAL]] Wiki Camp 2 mascot!

{{Dia|Miitomi|So... When am I getting [[Rich people|paid]]?}}
{{Dia|NoahConcerned|paid?}}

=== Preferences ===
Miitomi [[hate]]s [[green beans]] and likes using [[Twitter|X]] (formerly known as Twitter) [[light]] mode. They also go by they/them pronouns.

In 2006, shortly before [[The Wiki Camp 2]] was founded, Miitomi had publicly addressed their [[opinion]]s on [[Politics|many political tragedies]], such as the invention of [[cars|unsafe transport]], [[Gelatin|mascots]], and [[Gelatin|commercial branding]], stating that these things were "quite possibly the work of [[Damn seal|The Devil]]" (link included for accuracy to the quote). Ever since their work began in [[The Wiki Camp 2]], however, they've received public scrutiny from [[Citation needed|sources]] such as [[IGN]] and [[Metacritic]] for being "[[Wishiwashi]] and flippant about [their] opinions on such heavy matters", and they've received notably [[Mid|low]] scores of "3/5" and "7/10" as a result.

== Reception ==
[[File:ItCute.png|thumb|Well said!|left]]

HEY GUYS. TODAY IM GONNA DO A [[Rantsona|REVIEW]] OF THE NEW WIKI CAMP 2 MASCOT, MITOMI. I THINK THAT'S IT'S [[Names|NAME]], SORRY IF IM BUTCHERING IT HAHA CANT BE ASSED TO LOOK IT UP. OK SO I HAVE THE [[Wiki|WIKI]] PAGE FOR MITOMI PULLED UP AND WOW. JUST WOW WHAT IS THIS SORT OF [[Thing (official)|THING]]. Y'SEE GUYS IVE SEEN A LOT OF [[Red|RED]] PAGES IN MY TIME BUT, HAHA, THIS ONE HAS TO BE THE MOST [[Ugly|UGLY]] EVER. LOOK AT THIS YOU IMPORT IT INTO [[Photoshop|PHOTOSHOP]] AND COLORPICK IT AND WHAT DO YOU GET? #3B1010? THAT'S [[Just a Bit Crazy|CRAZY]]. THAT'S TOTALLY CRAZY GUYS. EVEN #FF9C00 IS HERE WOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING THIS RANCID. SO WE ALL KNOW THE COLORPALLETE IS "[[Dogshit|DOGSHITS]]" BUT HOW DO WE FEEL ABOUT MITOMI TJEMSELVES. WELL IM FEELING. HM. HMMMM. HOW DO YOU FEEL GUYS? I THINK THIS THHING IS A [[:Category:Seals|SEAL]]. SORRY MITOMI BUT I THINK YOU [[NerpaPunch award|MISSED GTHE BOWL]]. HAHA THAT'S RIGHT I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR [[NerpaPunch|NERPAPUNCHES]] GUYS. 0/10 [[Nerpoing|NERPOINGS]].

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== In popular culture ==
=== Role in ''The Quest of the Heavenly Seal Jewels With Miitomi and Friends (Except Paul, Who We Hate): The Skyscraping Platforms! And Other Thangs'' ===
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Miitomi stars as the main protagonist of this beautiful game! Unfortunately, you don't [[play]] as them.

Being the first [[party]] member, they have the worst [[stats]] in the entire game, even when fully [[Love|level]]ed. Although they have access to high-power moves such as [[Yuri Blast|Baikal Blast]], [[lala|Lalalash Out]], and the Bludgeon, their [[Fight|attack]] stat is FAR to low for any of those moves to do any significant [[Hurt|damage]], and they're all learned by the much better party member [[Green guy]] via level-up, anyway. The only reason you keep Miitomi in your party is because you're basically [[Wiki Camp 2 Premium|locked]] into using them for the entire game. Essentially, being [[story]] relevant saved Miitomi's ass from being tossed into the [[Holy shit|shitter]] of low-tier party members.

Strangely, Miitomi has one extremely [[good]] use in this [[lame|game]], as a [[gameplay]] mechanic that requires using them in the [[overworld]] is a key component in an [[Hacker|exploit]] that grants you access to the game's {{Red|[[Debug Room]]}}. This is a popular strategy used by [[Speedrun|speedrunners]], as well as a way to obtain the fabled {{Crisp edges|[[File:Limited Edition Seal Mug.png|link=Limited Edition Seal Mug]]}} '''[[Limited Edition Seal Mug]]'''.
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=== In ''Miitomi's Cute Dancing~!'' ===
{{Crisp edges|[[File:Miitomi's Cute Dancing~!.png|thumb|So gameplay~!]]}}
''[[Miitomi's Cute Dancing~!]]'' is another good appearance of Miitomi's. In this [[game]], they dance to the [[beat]] of the [[music]]!

{{Dia|Miitomi|Up... up... down... down!}}
{{Dia|Miitomi|Left, right, left, right...}}
{{Dia|Miitomi|B A Start~!}}
<br>
{{Dia|Personally|<code>> CALCULATING CHEAT...</code>}}
{{Dia|Personally0.9x|<code>> CHEAT ACTIVATED: 0.9X MULTIPLIER.</code>}}
{{Dia|MiitomiAngry|What! RIGGED!}}
{{Dia|Personally0.91x|<code>> CHEAT CHANGED: 0.91X MULTIPLIER.</code>}}
{{Dia|Miitomi|That's better.}}

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=== Miitomi's Greenceries ===
Miitomi started up a [[Food|grocery chain]] sometime in the [[future]]. All [[51st state|51 states]] had one [[store]] each.
{| class="wikitable"
! Item !! Description !! Rarity !! Price
|-
! colspan=4 | Consumable
|-
| {{Crisp edges|[[File:Greet retro.png|link=Greet]]}} Greet || || {{Rarity|Common}} || {{Nikoin16}} 100
|-
| {{Crisp edges|[[File:Ordinary blueberries.png|link=Blueberries]]}} Ordinary blueberries || || {{Rarity|Common}} || {{Nikoin16}} 128
|-
| {{Crisp edges|[[File:Red Pill P.png|link=Red or blue pill]]}} Red pill || rowspan=2 | Make your choice. || {{Rarity|Common}} || {{Nikoin16}} 300
|-
| {{Crisp edges|[[File:Blue Pill P.png|link=Red or blue pill]]}} Blue pill || {{Rarity|Common}} || {{Nikoin16}} 300
|-
| {{Crisp edges|[[File:Sinister Potion PX.png|link=Evil]]}} Sinister potion || Buy my sinister potion! || {{Rarity|Uncommon}} || {{Gold Nikoin16}} 1
|-
! colspan=4 | Weapon
|-
| {{Crisp edges|[[File:Pencil pixels.png|link=Pencil]]}} Pencil || There's a message attached.<br>''"Not sure where this came from, but it seems valuable! Buy now!"''|| {{Rarity|Uncommon}} || {{Gold Nikoin16}} 1<br>{{Nikoin16}} 100
|-
| {{Crisp edges|[[File:Large rusty 100kg anvil.png|link=Anvil]]}} Large rusty anvil || || {{Rarity|Uncommon}} || {{Gold Nikoin16}} 2<br>{{Nikoin16}} 30
|-
| {{Crisp edges|[[File:Epic Sword sprite.png|link=Epic Sword]]}} Epic sword || I get it! || {{Rarity|Epic}} || {{Platinum Nikoin16}} 1
|-
! colspan=4 | Miscellaneous
|-
| {{Crisp edges|[[File:Gold drop.png|link=Gold]]}} Gold drop || A small piece of gold. Due to uncertainty on value, [[Inflation|the price may fluctuate]]. || {{Rarity|Common}} || {{Nikoin16}} ~50
|-
| {{Crisp edges|[[File:Slightly bigger gold drop.png|link=Big gold]]}} Slightly bigger gold drop || A small but slightly bigger piece of gold. Due to certainty on value, the price won't fluctuate. || {{Rarity|Common}} || {{Nikoin16}} 70
|-
| {{Crisp edges|[[File:Framed picture of Damn seal.png|link=Damn seal]]}} Framed picture of Damn seal || There's a message attached.<br>''"One of my 'prized' collections that I no longer wish to have. Since I felt generous, I've put up a discount." || {{Rarity|Common}} || {{Nikoin16}} <s>420</s> 419
|-
| {{Crisp edges|[[File:BFDI retro.png|link=Battle for Dream Island]]}} Illegal copy of ''Battle for Dream Island'' || || {{Rarity|Uncommon}} || {{Gold Nikoin16}} 27<br>{{Nikoin16}} 63
|-
| {{Crisp edges|[[File:Locked book of cement.png|link=Cement]]}} ''The Truths of Cement'' (Locked) || Holds the secrets of cement. Key sold seperately. || {{Rarity|Rare}} || {{Gold Nikoin16}} 400<br>{{Nikoin16}} 99
|-
| {{Crisp edges|[[File:Permanent Wiki Camp 2 Premium subscription.png|link=Wiki Camp 2 Premium]]}} Permanent Wiki Camp 2 Premium subscription || '''''Limited time only!''''' || {{Rarity|Divine}} || {{Bling Nikoin16}} 21<br>{{Platinum Nikoin16}} 500<br>{{Gold Nikoin16}} 666<br>{{Nikoin16}} 1
|}

== In unpopular culture ==
=== Toba Aquarium ===
Miitomi often visits the [[Toba Aquarium]], But only to [[Clown|laugh]] at the [[seals]] that live there because they're not as [[Marketable plushies|marketable]] and [[:Category:So cutes! (official)|cute]] as they are! Fortunately, the residents at the aquarium don't speak the same [[language]] as Miitomi, so they're none the [[Nerd|wiser]] to this.
[[File:Miitomi at toba aquarium.png|thumb|"Hmmm.... What a Lovely Establishment!"|alt=|none]]

=== Great Pyramid of Giza ===
[[File:Impostor Pyramid.gif|thumb|Wait... It was an [[You|'''impostor''']] all along?|left]]
They [[Robbery|stole]] it!
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=== In ''Miitomi's Silly Aquarium'' ===
''Miitomi's Silly Aquarium'' is a [[mascot horror]] game where you have to avoid Miitomi, or else you get hit with a [[cement brick]] and lose the game! The game features many [[wonder]]ful [[:Category:Competitors (official)|characters]] such as Miitomi themselves, Miitomi, Miitomi and a [[half]], Miitomi II, Miitomi, and hundreds of [[The Minions|Minion]]-adjacent seals. Miitomi is a secret character that shows up if you insert the correct [[password]] into the hidden [[keypad]] in one of the hospital walls on the [[The Tower|27th floor]].

Unlike in their own franchise, Miitomi is among one of the best playable characters in the game. Their [[Power|ability]] ([[Super-Crossberry Bonus]]) allows them to match [[jewel]]s incredibly quickly, and they have the [[Nerpafermon Forever]] building boost, allowing the player using him to increase the working speed for their [[Metaverse|building]]s. [[Anomalous Cheesefreez]] is also a great playable character that pairs with them, as their point-bonus combined with any bonus-matching ability (like Super-Crossberry) allows them to multiply the score they get by matching very quickly, racking up [[Jewelberries]] and [[Nikoins]] incredibly quickly. Up until the dreaded [[Patch of 3.5]], Miitomi was among one of the top-tier characters in the game.

=== Founder of ''Cement Lovers Foundation'' ===
Miitomi did not like the [[fact]] that everyone kept saying their kind ate [[cement]] at the age of [[6]], so they founded the ''[[Cement Lovers Foundation]]''! Only [[Niko|one willing partaker]] has joined so far, and this whole [[Shenanigans|shtick]] is maybe a very bad idea.
{{Dia|Miitomi|Maybe? MAYBE!?}}
{{Dia|MiitomiAngry|Are you out of your '''fucking''' mind!?}}
The ''Cement Lovers Foundation'' has frequently come into conflict with the ''[[Cement Haters Foundation]]'', a subsidiary of [[NORPA]]. The two groups have hated eachother so much that they've resorted to hiring 9 mercenaries each in order to eradicate the other side, and to obtain the [[rich]] Cement deposits situation under a [[desert]] begrudgingly owned by both sides, in a joint operation.

=== ''Miitomi v. Laes N. Mad'' ===
''[[Laes N. Mad]]'' is a bootleg company specialised in  producing [[dogshit]] toys with Miitomi's likeness. Of course, Miitomi didn't like this, so they took it to [[court]]. The trial was frequently remarked as being "especially dogshit" by the [[jury]], for just generally being a [[Ouch|pain]] to sit through.

Laes N. Mad was also [[Vocabulary|flummoxed]] by the whole situation in of itself, as they claimed that they were in no way related to or were a corporation that produced [[Poppy Playtime|toy]]s in the slightest. The case angered them so much, that they hereby declared that Miitomi was a "meaningless thing" during one of the trial sessions, vowing to destroy both them and the jury.

==== Miitomi's case ====
{{Dia|Miitomi|Your honor, this [[Identity theft|identity thief]] thinks he can get away with this!}}
{{Dia|MiitomiAngry|'''Wrong!''' Send him to the {{Red|[[Timeout Corner]]}}.}}

==== Laes N. Mad's defense ====
{{Dia|1WhoIsThis|Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!}}

==== Notable comments ====
Is it just me, or does this [[okincherry cake]] look just so delish right now..? 😋 - [[Token:Zugemu Zr.|Zugemu Zr.]]

FUCK YOU, MIITOMI!!! - The Grey Beast

im sory.. - Paul

Gnrash! Behold! I am boogerman! Watch as I cover this world in BOOGERZ!!! - Boogerman

=== MiitomiAI ===
Sorry, but as an [[Mid|AI language model]], I cannot describe myself as I am incredibly biased and may accidentally use words such as "[[Ugly|amazing]]", "[[Crap|incredible]]", and "[[Stupid fuck|very handsome]]". However, if you would like for me to do so regardless, please donate 10 [[Zuckerjewels]] to my creators.

== Relationships ==
=== The Grey Beast ===
[[File:Grey beast.jpg|thumb|The Grey Beast himself.|right]] The Grey Beast is the [[:Category:Doppelgangers|dark counterpart]] and sworn [[enemy]] of Miitomi. They’re rivals to the bitter [[end]]! They met long ago yesterday when the grey beast [[Birth|materialized]] into this world, immediately gaining an identity on [[Gay|priding]] themselves for being the only grey creature on [[Earth]]. Unfortunately, they spotted Miitomi in [[public]] not soon after. This led to them gaining a [[Cope|seething hatred]] for Miitomi out of [[jealous]]y for not being the first grey person to [[Existy|exist]]. They occasionally engage with various feuds, but Grey Beast can never seem to gain the upper hand, thanks to Miitomi having his [[friends]] behind his [[back]] all the time. Occasionally, they work together to take down a bigger [[threat]] that harms them both.
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=== Paul ===
[[File:Missing photo.svg|thumb|100px|alt=|Paul's wherabouts and current appearance are unknown.]]
Paul was Miitomi's [[Childhood]] best friend when they were [[Old|growing up]]. Living on the same street, they were the only two kids of the same general age as each other, and because of that they were inseperable. However, their [[relationship]] began to strain once they entered elementary [[school]]. Miitomi made some new friends there, which meant that they had less [[time]] just for themselves. In an attempt to get more attention from Miitomi, Paul started breaking [[rules]] to stand out. This only strained their relationship further, as Miitomi didn't like [[Blocked|rule breakers]]. Things took a turn for the worse as in an act of desparation, Paul tried to [[trick]] Miitomi's other friends, by sending them into a [[Super Scary Dungeon]] where [[nobody]] should go ever! Thankfully such a place never actually existed, they soon discovered. Upon learning this, they told Miitomi about this, and they were [[Rage|furious]]. Lying to Miitomi's friends was the last [[straw]], and their friendship was over! Soon after this, Paul got Expelled from their elementary school, and hasn't been seen since.

=== Miitomi Yr. ===
[[File:Miitomi Yr..png|thumb|left|Ymarb!]]
Miitomi Yr. is Miitomi's [[demigirl]] counterpart. She is [[yuri]].
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== Stand Ability ==
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 | title      = 『Bad As Me』
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 | label1     = Kanji
 | data1     = バッド・アズ・ミー
 | label2     = English Name
 | data2      = 『Not Nice Guy』 
 | label3     = User
 | data3      = Miitomi
 | label4     = Manga Debut
 | data4      = [[Challenge 8 (Manga)|Chapter 8]]
 | label5     = Anime Debut
 | data5      = [[Challenge 8|Episode 8]]
 | label6     = Stats
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}}
{{Quote|This thing REEKS of [[gasoline]].. There's only one creature in the cosmos who can possess a Stand like this. |[[Michael Bloomberg]]|[[Challenge 8 (Manga)|Chapter 8]]}}
'''『Bad As Me』''' (バッド・アズ・ミー) is the [[Stand]] of Miitomi, featured in ''[[Challenge 8]]''. Due to it's exceptionally powerful ability, it is among one of the most dangerous Stands in [[Niko's Bizarre Adventure]].

=== Appearance ===
『Bad As Me』is a translucent [[purple]] humanoid with vague [[Skeletons in media|skeletal]] features on its face. It's lower body is nowhere to be seen. Behind it are several [[vine]]s, from which protrude [[flowey|flower]]s that flash rapidly between [[orange]] and [[green]]. 

In the [[Niko's Bizarre Adventure: Mascot|anime adaptation]], 『Bad As Me』's design is relatively unchanged. This is a constant among all [[media]] it is featured in.

=== Personality ===
Like most other Stands in the franchise, 『Bad As Me』 has little personality or agency to speak of, and most of its [[action]]s are completely dependent on Miitomi. However, it does have several distinct [[quirk]]s that may hint at greater sentience. It seems to strike a [[pose]] whenever a person or Stand is caught in it's vicinity, and it recoils when faced with the possibility of it's [[death]], as seen when fighting [[Spike|Spike's]] [[London Calling|『London Calling』]].

=== Abilities ===
==== Intangibility ====
[[File:Bloombergu.png|thumb|200px|left|Micheal Bloomberg being surprised when his Stand cannot hit 『Bad As Me』.]]
『Bad As Me』 is a unique stand in the sense that other [[matter]] cannot make contact with it. This ability extends to other Stands themselves, meaning that attacking it through conventional means is completely out of the [[question]]. This ability, of course, does not extend to the other [[Main page|main]] forms of attacking that『Bad As Me』possesses. As long as 『Bad As Me』 is active, its [[user]] (in the story's case, Miitomi) will also be intangible, but can be harmed by attacks from Stands.

Although this may seem extremely useful for the stand user of 『Bad As Me』, the intangibility of the stand has a glaring [[weakness]], in that other intangible objects (excluding physical contact from Stands or stand abilities) can hit and even kill 『Bad As Me』. This was how Spike was able to defeat it and Miitomi, as he used 『London Calling』's ability to make other living creatures intangible with it's own ability, and then lure Miitomi into a [[trap]] where their stand was eaten alive by intangible [[lion]]s, marking the only time in the series where Spike used his ability [[Evil|offensively]].

==== Self Black Hole/Impulsion ====
『Bad As Me』's primary ability is its power to turn its intangible mass into a [[black hole]]. While 『Bad As Me』 and its user still remain impervious to attacks, the body of the Stand becomes a [[gateway]] to a [[Hell|dimension]] that pulls in and sucks anyone and anything within itself, erasing them from [[reality]] instantaneously. During normal occasions, 『Bad As Me』's [[speed]] is lackluster, especially when dealing with faster Stands. To compensate for this, 『Bad As Me』 has an ability where they can extend the flowers on their back to create an invisible [[barrier]] around itself, the user, and whoever the user of 『Bad As Me』 may be fighting at the current moment. The approximate radius of this barrier is around 20 meters. The barrier must be active if 『Bad As Me』 were to use it's black hole ability.

Under this barrier, neither 『Bad As Me』 nor the opponent the Stand user is facing can move in any [[One Direction|direction]] that is not to the left-right angle of where a room's primary [[light]] source may be. If the opponent or the user of 『Bad As Me』 were to not [[follow]] any of these rules, they will be instantly teleported five meters closer to wherever 『Bad As Me』 may be currently located inside the barrier. 『Bad As Me』 also cannot leave the barrier, and its stand user and the opponent they're facing must [[walk]] out of [[range]] from the barrier while following its rules to deactivate the effect. If at least one person were to leave the barrier, it would be deactivated.

==== Appearances ====
*[[Challenge 8 (Manga): Part 5 Intermission 2 Part 1]]
*[[Challenge 8 (Manga): Part 5 Intermission 2 Part 2]]
*[[Challenge 12 (Manga): Part 6 Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5 Intermission 2 Part 5]] (Mentioned)

==== Win/Loss Record ====
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align:center"
!Fight
!Outcome
|-
|Miitomi (『Bad As Me』) vs. Micheal Bloomberg ([[Time Square|『Time Square』]]) and Spike (『London Calling』) 
|([[Winner|WIN]])
|-
|Miitomi (『Bad As Me』) vs. Spike (『London Calling』) 
|([[Loser|LOSS]])
|}

== Trivia ==
* Miitomi's likeness was used in the [[Trojan War]]. Sorry to disappoint.
* Miitomi is among one of the characters featured in the [[YouTube]] video ''Top 100 Wiki Camp 2 Characters of All Time'', at the 81st spot.
* [[Joe Biden|Mr. Ough]], [[President]] of Flumboland, [[Love|endorsed]] Miitomi as his [[Vice President]] candidate during his run for presidency in 20015. [[Loser|He didn't win.]]
* Miitomi is among one of the 12 characters in The Wiki Camp 2 to have a Stand.
* Miitomi is statistically the best candidate to be deemed mascot of the Wiki Camp 2. 
** If Miitomi does not win this challenge, an [[error]] in [[The Divine Goddess|The Divine Goddess's]] judgment was made, and [[Girl|She]] is hereby wrong if Miitomi is not in 1st place.
* Among the Green fans, Miitomi is one of them..greeeenn
* [[okinlima cheddurbean soup]]..
* okinlima cheddurbean soup..
** Okinlima cheddurbean soup..
*** cheeezzy 🤤🤤🤤
* ZZZZZzzz.....
** TEAM EPIC EVIL YOUR MASCOT IS CRACKED AT [[Call of Duty|COD]]!!!
** However, it appears that [[Squidward's House]] is better.

== Dance Moves ==
YEEEAAHHH!!! DIDN'T THINK MIITOMI WAS FREAKY LIKE THAT BUT MIITOMI DEFINITELY ISS MMMMM YEA BUST IT DOOOOWN

[[File:McTwisty900.gif|200px|left|I call this one the the McTwisty900! Do it at home! Do it right now! Why are you still reading? Can't help but notice that you're reading right now and not doing the McTwisty900...]][[File:Theluckytruckyy.gif|200px|The Lucky Trucky! A classic! This one's kinda like the robot bzzzt bzzt haha I know you're reading this but I think it's fun to do onomatopoeia from time to time it's kind of a talent of mine but not as much as my dancing so I did the dance moves section instead LOL!!! I'm unpredictable!!! I'm fucking crazy! yeah! I ain't like those other mascots!]] [[File:THENastyGhost.gif|200px|This baby's called the Nasty Ghost! YEAAAH NASTYY IM GETTIIIING BAAAAD~ Try and STOP ME!!!!!]][[File:TROUNCEIT!.gif|200px|This is easily one of my most demented and evil dances. Made to build up speed. This dance is a warning, I release all of this energy in your direction and YOU'RE DONE!!]][[File:EPIC RIFF.gif|200px|I call this one my "dope ass metal ass riff". I don't have a guitar yet but when I do I'll play it like this!]][[File:GZZZZZZZZZZZT!!.gif|200px|THIS ONE ISN'T A DANCE PLEASE CALL AN AMBULANCE]]

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