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[[Category:Seals]] [[Category:Pages featuring Statler and Waldorf]]
This is a list of seals that have gone [[Void|missing]].

== Nerpy Purpy ==
A round purple seal. Last seen near a pumpkin patch. Friends of Ms. Purpy have said that they had scarcely heard from her after she lost The Great Pumpkin Race.

== Spinach the Seal ==
A green wide-eyed seal that smells of moss. Last seen at Wal-Mart. Known for leading protests against We Are Going To Replace Your Town With A Parking Lot Incorporated. May be worth noting that they went missing after their town was replaced with a parking lot.

== TheHungrySeal500 ==
A red seal that is always hungry. Last seen at his house. His mother has said that he went missing on the one day she forgot to restock the fridge.

== Cutest seal on planet earth ==
Incredibly cute white fur baby seal. Last seen on [[Cutest seal on planet earth|its own page]].

== Sickly seal ==
An ill seal with bandages. Last seen on the [[list of minor seals]]. Has lived its life with a [[cold]] or [[flu]], but only recently, 2 days before going missing, became terminally ill.

== Neepler and Neepadorf ==
A pair of elderly seals who love to heckle. Last seen regularly at Baikal Theatre, but did not show up today after accidentally fumbling a joke the previous week.
{{Dia|Statler|Hey, these [[Damn seal|damn seals]] look just like us!}}
{{Dia|Waldorf|Hmm. What do we do about 'em?}}
{{Dia|Statler|DMCA!}}
{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}

== Present the Seal ==
A seal living in the present day. It seems to have fallen out of space and time.

== Red Crewmate Seal ==
A seal with a red Among Us spacesuit. Disconnected in the middle of a game, hasn't been seen since.

== Deplatformed the Seal ==
A seal was recently '''deplatformed''', causing it to be '''forever lost''' in the curious faculties of the cosmos. It is not wanted.
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