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{{Dia|Waldorf|Lookit that, we're a stub!}}

{{Dia|Statler|I say keep this page short, low quality!}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Why's that? Won't it get deleted?}}

{{Dia|Statler|That's the point!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Say, you think this page has a challenge crystal?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|In a way.}}

{{Dia|Statler|What's that s'posed to mean?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Well, it certainly is a challenge to get through, and I'd rather do [[CrystalForce|crystal]]!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Hey, this page uses a random selection.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Maybe there are secrets!}}

{{Dia|Statler|Yeah, I think I see a secret link right now!}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Where?}}

{{Dia|Statler|The back button!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|You know, this wiki is actually pretty high-brow.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Well, it needs a good shaving!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Sometimes the sidebar resonates with me.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|How come?}}

{{Dia|Statler|Well, this page isn't [[Special:WantedPages|wanted]], and I'm stuck in a [[Special:DeadendPages|dead end]]!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Y'know, this "Wiki Camp" thing is something special.}}

{{Dia|Statler|Why do you think that?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|It's eSPECIALly terrible!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Hey, every page has a Discussion. Let's see what the fans are saying!}}

{{quote|{{:Talk:Statler and Waldorf}}}}

{{Dia|Statler|Gee, tough crowd.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|How could hecklers be so rude!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Watch out for [[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2|vandals]], I heard they deface pages and make them [[Ugly|ugly]].}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Really? Then I think I've seen one already.}}

{{Dia|Statler|Who?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|You!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|I wonder how many pages there are.}}

{{Dia|Statler|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Huh?! You're counting? Why?}}

{{Dia|Statler|I've been waiting for it to go down!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Why are there so many seals?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Heh, I wish they stayed sealed!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}

{{Dia|Spheal|Ymarb!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|AAAAAAH!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|How many contestants did sign up for this camp, anyways?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|I'd say 0!}}

{{Dia|Statler|Really? Why that low?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Who would want to sign up for this??}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Say, Spike, what makes you the face of this wiki, anyway?}}

{{Dia|Spike|IDK, THEY JUST LET ME SHOW UP.}}

{{Dia|Statler|Yeah, hopefully you'll scare visitors away!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Bloomberg|Hey guys.}}

{{Dia|Statler|I just felt the average age of this room rise a couple decades.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Guess there was a breach at [[skeletons in media]]!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Who's your favorite contestant so far?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Probably [[Monitor]].}}

{{Dia|Statler|Why's that?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Because I can watch something else!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Which contestant are you rooting for?}}

{{Dia|Statler|I'm going with [[Black]].}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|How come?}}

{{Dia|Statler|I always bet on black!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Sometimes, I really wish I was in the year [[2008]].}}

{{Dia|Statler|Why? So you can witness [[the year de Blob came out]]?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|No, so I'm in a place where this camp doesn't exist!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Who's your most hated contestant?}}

{{Dia|SockHater|I'd have to pick Sock!}}

{{Dia|Statler|Which contestant are you?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Wait! Don't answer that!}}

{{Dia|SockHater|Why shouldn't I?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Cause then I'd know the name of my most hated contestant!!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Most of these pages are jokes.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|You found jokes? I'm still looking!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|I thought wikis were supposed to be informative.}}

{{Dia|Statler|Well, I've learned something.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Yeah? What?}}

{{Dia|Statler|How to delete my account!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|You think someone's gotten the same thing twice in a row?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|I hope so!}}

{{Dia|Statler|Why?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Maybe they'd get bored and leave!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Hey you there, reader! Edit this page!}}

{{Dia|Statler|Why, so they can add a joke?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Well I was hoping they'd just get rid of everything!}}

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{{Dia|Statler|Which contestant do you think will win?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Betting on [[Jurta]].}}

{{Dia|Statler|Why is that?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|I'd rather live in there than at this camp!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Have you seen some of these pages? They can look so different, it's like a completely different website.}}

{{Dia|Statler|Yeah, I wish it ''was'' a different website!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Who won the first season of this camp, anyway?}}

{{Dia|Statler|Nobody. It got cancelled.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Really now? Hopefully this season will follow suit!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Ever heard of a [[nerpa]]? Experts say they'll be gone soon.}}

{{Dia|Statler|They're definitely a sight, I'll say that much.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|You kidding? They're ugly!}}

{{Dia|Statler|It's a breath of fresh air from looking at this wiki!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Pete|We're oldER. But that doesn't mean we're old!}}

{{Dia|Gerry|Yeah, we got the same energy as all the other teams... from about 5 AM to 4 PM.}}

{{Dia|Pete|Yeah after that we get a little, groggy.}}

{{Dia|Gerry|Hehe, groggy? I haven't seen the moon since 2003!}}

{{Dia|PGLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|There's so many unsightly pictures on this wiki!}}

{{Dia|Statler|Yeah! I'm looking at one right now!}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Huh? Where?}}

{{Dia|Statler|In your Dia box!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}

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{{Dash Dingo'd}}






{{Dia|Statler|Dash Dingo?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Does that mean he likes to go fast?}}

{{Dia|Statler|I hope so! It'll mean he leaves faster!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Stantler|Ever hear the theory that all the contestants are in a coma?}}

{{Dia|Walrein|I don't believe it.}}

{{Dia|Stantler|What makes you so sure?}}

{{Dia|Walrein|Because being in a coma would be better!}}

{{Dia|SWPoke|[bitcrushed Pokémon cries]}}
[[Category:Pokémon]]
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{{Dia|Statler|I never figured out if this or the last place we got stuck in was worse.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|At least that stage could say it had something to show!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|The humor on here is getting stale and cold.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Your experience is coming in handy, eh?}}

{{Dia|Statler|Actually, I wouldn't know.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Whaddya mean?}}

{{Dia|Statler|You were the one that was there for the ice age. Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Now what's with all the obsession around [[Euler's Number]]?}}

{{Dia|Statler|It's the perfect symbol for this place. Completely irrational!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|They say humor should offend and insult.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Then maybe this wiki really is funny.}}

{{Dia|Statler|Oh yeah?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Yeah, it insults your intelligence!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|There's something about this Wiki.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Oh yeah, what's that?}}

{{Dia|Statler|A foul odor.}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|This wiki could benefit from a live performance.}}

{{Dia|Statler|Really!}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Yeah, it'd feel live.}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|What a hilarious wiki!}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|You're joking.}}

{{Dia|Statler|I am, and it's still funnier than these pages!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|I should be allowed to edit the source code.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|What edits would you make?}}

{{Dia|Statler|They say to always stop it at the source!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|What do [[Emoticon|Emoticons]] do, anyway?}}

{{Dia|Emoticon|( i can help add emotion to things! )> :D}}

{{Dia|Statler|Well, I know what emotion you're adding to me.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|What?}}

{{Dia|Statler|Boredom!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Maybe today they'll get their big break.}}

{{Dia|Statler|You're telling me they didn't break already?}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Have you seen that "Image" deleting everything?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|No, But I hope it visits soon!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Apparently [[Diary]] recently lost her first gaming tournament.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Well, you know what they say, you can't win 'em all.}}

{{Dia|Statler|Yea, including this camp!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|You see editing closed during judging?}}

{{Dia|Statler|I wish it closed whenever we're judging.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|But we're always judging!}}

{{Dia|Statler|Exactly!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Remember that thing called constructive criticism?}}

{{Dia|Statler|On the internet, no one remembers constructive criticism.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Well, how would you do it?}}

{{Dia|Statler|I'd ask them to construct something other than a wiki!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Sometimes I think of that one article.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Yeah, which?}}

{{Dia|Statler|Doesn't matter, now I'm thinking of aspirin.}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Don't look now, but I think we're being mugged.}}

{{Dia|Green Goblin|You two seem like men with hate in their hearts. So tell me, are you in or are you out?}}

{{Dia|Statler|This wiki is the one that's out, Gobby.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Yeah, out of ideas!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|You see [[Mark Genuine]] got eliminated? The first of many.}}

{{Dia|Statler|Gee, how bad do you gotta be to get fired from ''this'' mess?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Yeah, we need instructions!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|This wiki's [[List of TWC2 Achievements|Achievements]] page sure is something.}}

{{Dia|Statler|I took English class, you know. I don't need to recount what an oxymoron is.}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Yeah, well maybe try math, then you can recount the morons instead!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|OH HO HO HO HO!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|I can't believe how many articles they publish!}}

{{Dia|Statler|I can. It's so you don't notice the reviews.}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Pen.}}

{{Dia|Statler|Apple.}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Apple pen!}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Pen.}}

{{Dia|Statler|Pineapple.}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Pineapple pen!}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Apple pen...}}

{{Dia|Statler|Pineapple pen...}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Pen pineapple apple pen!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|How many contestants do you think will DNP?}}

{{Dia|Statler|I'd say 99!}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|But that's nearly all of them! Why so many?}}

{{Dia|Statler|So the camp can end!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|I heard that there were 101 contestants in this contest}}

{{Dia|Statler|Why only 101?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|I guess Mandelly didn't want to come!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Uh oh, I heard the nerpa infection is spreading.}}

{{Dia|Statler|¬øø˚ß ¬ˆ˚´ ¥ø¨ å¬´´å∂¥ ©ˆ†}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|How so?}}

{{Dia|Statler|¥ø¨® ƒåç´ ˆß åß ¨©¬¥ åß å ˜´®⁄æ}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|I hear those hideous Pinnipeds are taking over the camp}}

{{Dia|Statler|Good!}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Why is that good?}}

{{Dia|Statler|Because then maybe it'll look less UGLY!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|I hear halloween's coming up soon.}}

{{Dia|Statler|The contestants should start wearing masks!}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|What kind of masks?}}

{{Dia|Statler|Any! It'll be easier on the eyes!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Hey, some of the stuff on this page is outdated!}}

{{Dia|Statler|Yeah, I think I see something outdated right now!}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Really? What?}}

{{Dia|Statler|You!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|I heard they are going to restrict editing on the wiki}}

{{Dia|Statler|Well, that would be a pleasant change.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Why?}}

{{Dia|Statler|It would add a bit of originality!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Remember when that seal article took down this whole wiki?}}

{{Dia|Statler|I wish it was down longer.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Why is that?}}

{{Dia|Statler|So I don't have to keep looking at it!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Do you think this page has canon?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|I hope not! None of these pages look good in photos!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Still waiting for these guys to get their act together.}}

{{Dia|Statler|You old fool. You can't perform acts on a wiki.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Guess we'll be waiting for a while.}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{DiaWide|Waldorf|{{Dia|Statler|I'm a stinky poo!}}}}

{{Dia|Statler|I didn't say that}}

{{DiaWide|Waldorf|{{Dia|Statler|I totally said that}}}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|You really ARE a stinky poo!}}

{{DiaWide|Waldorf|{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}}}

{{Dia|Statler|Stop it!!!!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|You know what I like the most about that [[Fictional charcter]] fella?}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Gee, you tell me!}}

{{Dia|Statler|They make me wish ''this'' camp was entirely fictional!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Remember the time when [[Parrot and Parrot|two parrots]] tried to imitate us?}}

{{Dia|Statler|Yeah, but they kissed afterwards.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Well, you know what they say. Birds of a feather flock together.}}

{{Dia|StatlerLook|}}

{{Dia|WaldorfLook|}}
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{{Dia|Statler|What's your thoughts on [[Paper Niko?]]}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|Their personality is as flat as the material they were made with!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|'''[JOKE BY TYGREENIE]'''}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|What's your opinion on [[Slots|gambling?]]

{{Dia|Statler|I'd try it.}}

{{Dia|Waldorf|You would? Even if it means getting cursed?}}

{{Dia|Statler|Anything's better than this place!}}

{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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