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: ''Á‌₧₧₧₧ἏἏΌῼῼῗ''This article is [[Franz Okin|Okinesque]]. You can h[[Euler's Number|e]]<nowiki/>lp the [[Main Page|Wiki Camp 2]] by sending [[it]] to the next dimension.''
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<noinclude> <div style="position: relative; font-size:30pt; text-align:center; z-index: 9001; background-color: #a30e03;"> WANT TO LEAVE THE UNDERWORLD? GO AWAY! GO AWAAY! WANT TO GO AWAY? [[Damn seal/Unshake|LEAVE THE UNDERWORLD]]! </div> </noinclude>
<includeonly> <div style="position: relative; font-size:30pt; text-align:center; z-index: 9001; background-color: #a30e03;"> KID! THERE IS NOTHING TO BE FOUND HERE. [[Damn seal|TURN BACK]]. </div> </includeonly>
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<span style="color:red;">{{Nutshell|THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}}</span>
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= Okin music =
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[[File:One Winged Angel.mp3]] [[File:Justice - Stress.mp3]] [[File:Cursed Abbey.mp3]] [[File:Kita Saitama 2000.mp3]] [[File:Tension.mp3]]
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==Do Not Research==
*In a Nutshell
*Open Sesame
*Vanda{{Loop|50|[[File:Ponsuke.png|50px|frameless|link=Ponsuke]]}}{{Loop|50|[[File:Don't Caring Pontalke.gif|50px|frameless|link=Pontalke]]}}lism on The Wiki Camp 2
*Paper Miko<ref>https://twitter.com/cakophon/status/1574417149065629699</ref>
*Dexter Cut
*Bean Sprout
*Lost Artifact
*[[Dante|Dante from the Unfortunate Soul May Feel Bad series]]
==Members==
*[[In a Nutshell]]
*[[Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2|Making a Mess on The Wiki Camp 2]]
*[[Paper Niko]]
*[[Dexter Cut]]
*[[Bean Sprout]]
*[[Lost Artifact]]
*[[123 Referee]]
*<s>[[Candy Stick]]</s>🕊️🕊️🕊️
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==ETERNALLY TRANSPORTED TO ANOTHER REALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!==
*Open S[[File:Oily.gif|right|frameless]]esame
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*[[File:Evilorangebaikalskull.png|center|frameless]]Paper Nik
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<div style="font-size:55pt; font-weight:bold; z-index: 100;">WARNING: THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div>
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<div style="font-size:17pt; text-align:center; z-index: 100;">This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to [[It|it]]!
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of [[Reddit Gold|honor]]... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was [[Nerpa|dangerous and repulsive]] to us. This message is a warning about [[Mass destruction|danger]]<ref>This danger is endorsed by [[The Mario Party]].</ref>.
The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and [[Undertale|below us]].
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.<ref>
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The danger is to the body, and it can destroy.
The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited. For more information, visit [[Damn seal/Dunk him|████████████████████████████████████████████]]</div>
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'''Note''': ''Starting at $39.9999999999999999999999999999999999989 USD/mo. Price may vary based on region.''<br>

{{:Okin skewer}}(They've stacked on top of each other! (said offscreen because there are no lip-flaps))

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[[File:Markedfordeath.png|center|thumb|1000x1000px|[[File:Seal.png|thumb|An awful sight to be sure.]][[File:Ponsuvolve.png|thumb|Trifling little creatures!]]{{Loop|6|[[File:Annihilped.gif]]}}[[File:Explod.gif|frameless]][[File:Goplubaikal c.gif|frameless|200x300px]][[File:Explod.gif|frameless]]]][[File:Explod.gif|frameless]]
<div style="position: relative; font-size:30pt; text-align:center;;">CLICK THIS KEY!!! DO  IT! </div>
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<div class="rotate">[[File:Key.webp|center|frameless|link=Damn seal/Key|Free us!]]</div>
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<div style="position: relative; font-size:30pt; text-align:center;;">DID YOU MISS IT? THE KEY! SAVE ME! HELP ME! </div>
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<center>This whole business started with my father '''seal'''ing the entrance between the two worlds.

And now, my [[Vergil|brother]] is trying to break that spell and turn everything into nerpaville.

This is my family matter too.

Quite frankly, at first, I didn't care '''that much'''.

But because of [[you]], I know what's important now.

I know what I need to do.

I need to go straight to the source of where these '''crazy seals''' are coming from!

[[The Wiki Camp 2|This party]]'s getting crazy, let's rock!</center>
<center>[[File:MarioDance.gif|40px|link=Starship Mario]]</center>
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hiii i juzt found this cute seal emoji lol {{Nikobits}} its kinda ugly though [[hahaha]]<ref>[[Hahaha Okin Salad Toss]]</ref>
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==The '''nerpa''' ''(Pusa siberica)'', or '''Baikal seal''', is a yucky [[pinniped]] found only in [[Lake Baikal]]. It is the only purely freshwater species of [[seal]]<ref>This seal will be sent to the next dimension.</ref> in the world (other freshwater seal 3-9u()UEG)I909KGI()($)(##)-FOEAPkopkgjsopjpgpojqt9uqw9gei 9- i9--0t3t 0-3t00130513-0g-slo- eo0-($_Y(_))_EGkis ksopgpdjgpajpjawptatjoawtjapo sp japoj tewpg poepg wjhp epojue pouwu opwukpwoukp5pu 343ew11111111111111111111111111111111111111111==
[[File:EVIL NERPA.png]] [[File:JUST. SO. EVIL!.jpg]]
[[File:Okin has died.jpg|600px|link=Okin|Okin has died.]]<ref>https://twitter.com/CHUBSWORLD_/status/1495842889179488257</ref>
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==Funny games==
pls defeat [[It|it]]...
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[[File:Paper rudy.png|100px|link=User:FunnySilly|THIS UDY WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[[File:Mason the seal.png|link=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Binding_of_Isaac:_Four_Souls|THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] [[File:Chickendamn.png|link=Chicken Game (Dark Mode) (Easy Mode) (Damn Mode)]]
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[[File:Babyseal.png|thumb|oh.. hi... my end draws near.]]


{{:Damn seal/Dunk him}}
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==[[Squid Games!!|Squid games]]==
[[File:Cacton.png|left|frameless|link=Squid Games Cactus]] [[File:Cacton.png|right|frameless|link=Squid Ward]] [[File:Cacton.png|center|frameless|link=Squid Games Cactus]]
<div style="font-size:45pt; font-weight:bold; z-index: 100;">We the Squid Games Cacti three'''<span style="font-size:100%;color:red;">‼️</span>''' Offer riddles to spare thee'''<span style="font-size:100%;color:red;">‼️</span>'''</div>

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[[File:Fred.png|frame|Where am I? Help me! —Sir Frederick Baikalsson XXIV]] 
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{{Dia|Spheal|Waa!!!}}
{{Dia|Nikosus|[[Damn seal/Trial|Let's See Each Other in Combat]]}}

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==Noob Hitting The Dab==
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laladoga! lalala

maxwells review of this page:
"hmm, it seems to make my computer slow down and the fans start running cause it gets over heated. even typing this is difficult because its already slowing down! that crazy seal!! i hope it gets defeated!" -maxwell, 2022

{{Dia|AnimalCrossingJoeBiden|THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}<ref>He's so cute...</ref>
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{{:Bowser}}

==Goplu's ''Inferno'' (Canto III)==
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''“Through me the way is to the city dolent;''<br>
''Through me the way is to eternal dole;''<ref>''Dole'' is the brand that sponsored ''[[Super Monkey Ball]]''. The shadow realm makes people go "bananas", hence the allusion to Dole.</ref><br>
''Through me the way [[Among Us|among]] the nerpies lost.''<br>

''[[Justice]] incited my sublime Creator;''<ref>Alluding to Tyler the Creator. See [[Song of the day|this article]] for more.</ref><br>
''Created me divine Om[[nerpa]]''<nowiki/>''tence,''<br>
''The highest Wiki and the primal [[Red Link]].''<br>

''Before me there were no created Articles,''<br>
''Only eterne, and I eternal last.''<br>
''[[Abandon all hope ye who enter here...|All hope abandon, ye who enter in!]]”''<br>

These words of a sombre webpage I beheld<br>
Written upon the [[Challenge 2|challenge of a Wiki Camp 2]];<br>
Whence I: ''“Erm...in English, please!”''<br>

And oomf<ref>One of my followers (on Twitter). The protagonist and oomf are heavily implied to be mutuals.</ref> to me, as one experienced:<br>
''“Here all sus''<ref>Slang originating from [[YouTube Poop|unfortunate videos]]. Not to be confused with the Among Us usage of the word.</ref> ''needs must be left behind,''<br>
''All here face impending [[total seal extinction|the time in which there will be seals no more]].''<br>

''We to the place have come, where I have told thee''<br>
''Thou shalt behold the nerpas dolorous''<br>
''Who have foregone, or, perhaps, never held the good of intellect.”''<ref>Nerpas have forsaken God's gift of wisdom. Lmfao!</ref><br>

[[Yuri|And after he had laid his hand on mine<br>
With joyful mien, whence I was comforted,<br>
He led me in among the secret things.<br>]]<ref>Not being good friends. This friendly scene has symbolic connotations.</ref>

There sighs, complaints, and [[Inkling Lincoln Loud|lincolns loud]]<br>
Resounded through the air without a star,<br>
Whence I, at the beginning, wept thereat.<br>

Languages diverse, horrible dialects,<br>
Accents of angegpiIOYIU U0WU U09)*& ()#*%()%iw_)aoKSVGPSOMGPSKEOP[lg[pl[gpsl[olj eto-0eu-ae wyqw,<br>
ehklnaGHOahih yj4u0924uy09jkPOJSIJGu)WY*(U)U#)13u0u4111111111----_r0a0-aa0-aik epopoeqj ypj<ref>Author was [[Tower of Babel]]'d in the middle of writing this stanza.</ref><br>

[[File:Elizabeth10.png|250px]]<ref>Author was [[Elizabeth Tower]]'d in the middle of writing this stanza.</ref>

And I, who had my head with horror bound,<br>
Said: ”''Master, what is this which now I hear?''<br>
''What songs be these, which seem by pain so terrible?''”<br>

And he to me: ”''Those be our [[#Okin_music|team jingles]],''<br>
''You mad guy—we've five of them,''<br>
''Each a testament of phocine vice.''<br>

''Commingled are they with that caitiff choir''<br>
''Of ucky Seals and ucky [[#Members|Competitors]],''<br>
''Faithful not to the skies, but to self.''<br>

The heavens expelled them, not to be less fair;<br>
Nor them the elimination line receives,<br>
For glory<ref>For Glory (''ガチ, Serious'') is an online mode that appears in [[https://www.ssbwiki.com/Super_Smash_Bros._4|''Super Smash Bros. 4'']]. In this mode, all matches are played on Ω form stages, with no items naturally spawning, and with character customization disabled. Among other rulesets, players can select to play two-stock one-on-one matches with a five minute time limit in For Glory.</ref> none the damned would have from them.”<br>

And I: “''O friend, what so grievous is''<br>
''To these, that maketh them lament so sore?''”<br>
He answered: ” ''I will tell thee very briefly.''<br>

''These have no longer any hope of escape;''<br>
''And this cursed life of theirs is so [[Cringe|debased]],''<br>
''They envious are of every other fate.''<br>

''No fame of them the world permits to be;''<br>
''Misericord and Justice both disdain them.''<br>
''Let us not speak of them, but look, and pass.''”<br>

And I, who looked again, beheld a banner,<br>
Which, whirling round, ran on so rapidly,<br>
That of all pause it seemed to me indignant;<br>

And after it there came so long a [[Big Boy|train]]<br>
Of people, that I ne’er would have believed<br>
That ever unfortunate happenings so many had undone.<br>

When some among them I had recognised.<br>
I looked, and I beheld the shade of him<br>
Who made through cowardice the great refusal.<br>

Forthwith I comprehended, and was certain,<br>
That this the sect was of the caitiff women<br>
Hateful to the stars and to his enemies.<br>

These miscreants, who never were really with us,<br>
Were Okinesque, and were stung exceedingly<br>
By Aguberries and by Okinberries that were there.<br>

These did their faces irrigate with sweat,<br>
Which, with their tears commingled, at their feet<br>
By the disgusting seals gathered up.<br>

And when to gazing farther I betook me.<br>
Shapes I saw on [[The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole]];<br>
Whence said I: ”''Master, now vouchsafe to me,''<br>

''That I may know what these are, and what law''<br>
''In the hole puts them so correspondingly,<br>
As I discern athwart the dusky light.''”<br>

And oomf to me: ''“These shapes shall all be known<br>''
''To thee, as soon as we our footsteps stay''<br>
''Upon the dismal shore of [[Florida]].''”''<br>''

Then with mine eyes ashamed and downward cast,<br>
Fearing my words might irksome be to him,<br>
From speech refrained I till we reached the river.<br>

And lo! towards us coming in a boat<br>
An old laes, hoary with the hair of eld, [[Crying shame|Crying]]:<br>
“''Woe unto you, ye souls depraved''<br>

''Hope [[Template:Nerpay Nevermore|nevermore]] to look upon the heavens;''<br>
''I come to lead you to the other shore,''<br>
''To the eternal shades in heat and frost.''<br>

''And thou, that yonder standest, living soul,''<br>
''Withdraw thee from these seals, who are in another realm."<br>''
But when he saw that I did not withdraw,<br>

He said: ”''By other ways, by other ports''<br>
''Thou to the shore shalt come, not here, for, passage;''<br>
''A lighter vessel needs must carry thee''.”<br>

And unto him the Guide<ref>Allusion to Terraria; specifically, the Guide, who is known for being Terraria's first ever [[friendly]] character.</ref>: ”''Vex thee not, Mike;''<br>
''It is so willed there where is power to do''<br>
''That which is willed; and farther question not.''”<br>

There at were quieted the fleecy cheeks<br>
Of him the ferryman of the livid fen,<br>
Who round about his eyes had wheels of flame.<br>

But all those souls who weary were and clothed<br>
Their colour changed and gnashed their teeth together,<br>
As soon as they had heard those cruel words.<br>

The stars they blasphemed and their progenitors,<br>
The pinniped race, the place, the time, the seed<br>
Of their en[[gender]]<nowiki/>ing and of their birth!<br>

Thereafter all together they drew back,<br>
Bitterly weeping, to the accursed shore,<br>
Which waiteth every man who fears not God.<br>

Mike the demon, with the eyes of glede,<br>
Beckoning to them, collects them all together,<br>
Beats with his oar whoever lags behind.<br>

As in the [[Fall|autumn-time]] the leaves [[Synonyms for ratio|fall off]],<br>
First one and then another, till the branch<br>
Unto the earth surrenders all its spoils;<br>

In similar wise the evil seed of John<br>
Throw themselves from that margin one by one,<br>
At signals, as a bird unto its lure.<br>

So they depart across the dusky wave,<br>
And ere upon the other side they land,<br>
Again on this side a new troop assembles.<br>

“''My son,''” the courteous Master said to me,<br>
“''All those who perish in the wrath of the big man''<br>
''Here meet together out of every land;''<br>

''And ready are they to pass o’er the river,''<br>
''Because celestial Justice spurs them on,''<br>
''So that their fear is turned into desire.''<br>

''This way there never passes a good soul;''<br>
''And hence if Mike doth complain of thee''<br>
''Well mayst thou know now what his speech imports.''”<br>

This being finished, all the dusk champaign<br>
Trembled so violently, that of that terror<br>
The recollection bathes me still with sweat.<br>

The land of tears gave forth a blast of wind,<br>
And fulminated a vermilion light,<br>
‘Which overmastered in me every sense,<br>

And as a man whom sleep hath seized I fell.<br>

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={{Ture}}via=
*If those Crazy seals were a light greenish blue it'd be a <span style="color: #008080; background-color: #FFFFFF">Crazy teal</span>
*If those Crazy seals were edible it'd be a Crazy meal
*If those Crazy seals were existent it'd be a Crazy real
**If those Crazy seals were a movie or perhaps a fishing rod it'd be a Crazy reel
*If those Crazy seals were round it'd be a Crazy [[spheal]] or perhaps a Crazy wheel
*If those Crazy seals were therapeutic it'd be a Crazy heal
**If those Crazy seals were Achilles' weak spot or perhaps an evil wrestler it'd be a Crazy heel
*If those Crazy seals were a banana it'd be a Wacky peel
*If those Crazy seals were the underside of a ship hull it'd be a Crazy keel
*If those Crazy seals were a first-placing team for [[Challenge 2]] it'd be a Crazy steal
**If those Crazy seals were touchable it'd be a Crazy feel or perhaps a Crazy corporeal
*THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

= See also =
*[[Total seal extinction|The time with no seals]] <div style="position: absolute; width:100%; z-index: -2; text-align: right;"> [[File:Ghost Niko.png|right]] </div>
*[[The End]]
*[[Dang seal]]
*[[Quaint seal]]

{{:Fire Flower}}

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