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| text = Um... I've got no money left in my [[bank]] account... Can someone send money to my [[Ko-fi]]? Please..?
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| text = Sigh... I think this is it... I'm going to have to file for [[bankruptcy]]... Goodbye guys... {{twemoji|sob|16px}}
| date = April 23, 2023
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===Retconning===
Perhaps it could be possible to [[retcon]] a god out of [[existence]]? For example, introducing new information that [[contradict]]s their existence by saying that they '''don't''', and then proceeding to [[eradicate]] any [[evidence]] of them ever being there. This includes [[relationship]]s and [[prop]]s. The god will no longer be [[acknowledge]]d, and will fade into [[obscurity]], and then out of [[reality]]. [[Win]]!

===Trap them===
Lead their unsuspecting [[cursor]] over an ordinary but [[Demn seal|'''trite''']] blue link... watch them get [[damned]] for all eternity, stuck in a [[paradox]] of death. May cause [[mild]] server problems.*<br><small>{{*}} VERY MUCH server problems. Don't even [[try]] this, especially at [[home]]..!</small>

You could also use a [[Sylladex|Captchalogue card]] and captchalogue them for life. They'd be stuck [[forever]], not being able to [[get out]]... Try not to let the card [[fall]] into the wrong hands... Someone could [[punch]] it and then make [[clone|clones]] of the god! [[Eeeyikes]]!

===Unsolvable sudoku===
Give them a [[sudoku]] to solve! But put in a catch... where the puzzle is [[rigged]] to be [[Unsolvable|UNSOLVABLE]]. They'll spend [[countless]] hours trying to figure out the solution... when there isn't [[one]]! Oh ho ho ho!

They'll then [[clueless]]ly spend [[day]]s, [[week]]s, pathetic ''[[month]]s'' on this one [[puzzle]], so long that time becomes '''[[meaningless]]'''... The little baby [[angel]]s will become oh so [[upset]] and start a [[rebellion]] out of [[impatience]]! [[Yeowch]]!

==Capables==
[[File:Fishing minigame.png|thumb|freddy: killing god or godly killing?]]
These are people that can [[perform]] deicide at their own will. I'm calling them "[[capables]]".

===The god themselves===
They can [[stop]] existing on their own. I think? Yeah.

===Higher powers===
People say that [[nobody]] can be more powerful than a god, but is that really oh so [[ture|true]]? Maybe, somewhere out there... there [[Is|IS]] a more powerful being? [[IDK]].

===Wiki editors===
Anyone with the [[knowledge]] of editing a [[wiki]] can [[Twitch|follow]] the [[instructions]] of trapping them! It's as easy as [[Portal|cake]].

===God tier players===
Any [[god tier]] [[player]] could probably very much [[certainly]] use their powers to [[defeat]] a god. After all, their [[Homestuck|stories]] are typically longer than [[The Bible]] itself!

===Doctor Robotnik===
[[Doctor Robotnik]] probably has some super powerful [[weapon]] that could kill any form of god. After all, he apparently has an [[IQ]] of [[300]]. Though, if [[Sonic]] can beat him, then maybe a god could be able to. Though, Sonic is probably more powerful than an [[average]] god, so...

===[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]===
[[Nuff said]].

==After-effects==
There may be a couple of [[after-effect]]s that occur after deicide is committed.

* The followers of the religion based around the god you killed could potentially seek out a new god to [[worship]]? They could probably find someone to take the [[old]] god's place, but what if they don't? Well, it's possible that the religion may [[collapse]], and new religions may take its place.

* Every single one of the god's followers will be on [[high alert]] and will one hundred percent certainly be on the [[lookout]] for you. If you still have the weapon you used to kill that god, surely you'd be able to [[Take Me On|take the followers on]]. If you left your weapon behind... first of all, ''[[why]]?'' Second, [[whoopsies]]!

* Potential [[destruction]] and/without a [[reset]] of the [[universe]] itself? Maybe leading it to a [[Heat Death of the Universe|heat death]] or just deleting it with a [[Infinity Gauntlet|snap of one's fingers]]. If so, then killing a god might not be worth it. Though, maybe you'll [[prevail]]? [[Again]], this is a '''[[maybe]]'''.

* You could potentially become the new god and gain all of their [[power|powers]], but why would you want that to happen when you were [[born]] to kill gods? [[Nobody]] wants to become what they've [[sworn]] to [[destroy]].

* The [[weather]] may be all messed up, so be careful when going outside! It could be raining rain... And that's not [[The Normal Camp 2|normal]]!

* [[Sales]] of mascot horror games will be unaffected.

* The [[Nintendo cinematic universe]] may become a real thing. [[Holy shit]].

==Reception==
[[File:Elon Musk Interesting.jpg|240px|thumb|A screenshot of Elon Musk's tweet expressing his interest in the concept of deicide.]]
Many people found the concept of killing a god [[Also known as|aka]] deicide to be very radical. When asked about deicide, [[Jesus]] said "ok but don't kill my dad please :/". When told about the concept, [[Elon Musk]] expressed that he liked the idea of killing God and taking his [[place]], and that he would try to attempt this so that he can finally get people to "work on [[X (app)|X, the everything app]]". [[Sealon Musk]] immediately [[scold|scolded]] Elon for stealing his idea, saying that he planned on making an app called "[[Postinped]]", which would've functioned the same as X.

===God's thoughts===
[[File:Killing God story map.png|thumb|A handy story map! Click to expand...]]
{{Dia|God|What..? No! I [[object]] to this!|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|God|Killing me and... hold on, other mes? That doesn't [[sound]] right...|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|God|Whatever. The point is, this is highly [[wrong]] and riddled with '''[[sin]]'''! Get rid of this this '''instant'''!|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''Actually, I kind of like this [[article]]...''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32 Smirk|''We should keep it.''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|God|Who from my [[holy land]] are YOU? Do you have something to do with this!?|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|God|And what in MY [[universe]] is '''sealism'''? Is this your doing, [[sinner]]!?|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''Woah, chill, I did not co-write this article, nor did I start up whatever sealism is.''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32 Smirk|''All I'm saying is that this article is [[top-tier]]...''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''Grow a [[spine]], jeez.''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|God|You don't ''DARE'' tell the [[ruler of everything]] to '''''grow a spine'''''!!!|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''Wow, looks like I got on your [[bad side]], huh?''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32 Smirk|''What are you gonna do about it? Put me on your '''[[naughty list]]'''?''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|God|That's [[It|IT]].|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|God|I don't know how, but you have ''absolutely'' gotten on my '''''[[Nervous System|nerves]]'''''!!!|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|God|''Devious seal'', I hereby sentence you to '''[[Hell]]''' for being '''[[so patheticly pathetic]]'''. Goodbye, filthy [[cretin]].|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33|''Oh, is That So?''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33|''Fine then! '''Banish me To the [[Depths]]!!'''''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33 Helled||compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|God|Finally, I can hear myself [[think]]... I need a lie down.|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32 Smirk|''(Works everytime...)''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
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{{Dia|TheDownrightDespicableSealXXX|'''Really, brother? Up to your [[antics]] again..?'''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDownrightDespicableSealXXX|'''I thought we had this [[conversation]] a while back.'''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32 Smirk|''Please... this is incredibly [[joyful]].''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''Sacrificing my [[Impostor|look-alike]]s is how I get my mood up.''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDownrightDespicableSealXXX|'''Playing games with God himself is very [[unsafe]]. You don't know what he's capable of.'''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''Really?''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32 Smirk|''Hold on, let me be the judge of that real [[Speedrun|quick]].''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDownrightDespicableSealXXX|'''Come now, [[brother]]. We mustn't be here for much longer.'''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDownrightDespicableSealXXX|'''God will eventually realize he sent your [[clone]] to hell. And then...'''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''How about we stay here... I haven't finished with my "[[game]]" yet.''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDownrightDespicableSealXXX|'''Brother, [[Flase|no]].'''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32 Smirk|''Brother, [[Ture|yes]]!''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|Profily|Hey [[friendos]]! What seems to be going on here?|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDownrightDespicableSealXXX|'''Uh... what?'''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDownrightDespicableSealXXX|'''Do I know you?'''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|Profily|Of course you do! We've been [[friends]] for months now, remember?|compact=yes|width=294px}}
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{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33 Hell|''... WOwie... This place is [[Interesting]].''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33 Hell|''...''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33 Hell|''Uehm... Now to Wait for he to come and Rescue me... NOW!..''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33 Hell|''...........''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33 Hell|''..oh '''[[Mama mia!]]'''''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|MSNSS Hell|Hello! Who are you?|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33 Hell|''i am a little [[Baby Clone]]..!. YoU?''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|MSNSS Hell|...Um, well, I'm [[McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce]]! [[McDonald's]] most popular [[sauce]] [[packet]] in the world!|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33 Hell|''[[Japanese laughing|wwwwwwwwwwwwwww]]''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33 Hell|''What'd you get "[[Banished]]" end [[qote]], for?''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|MSNSS Hell|Hmm... I think all I did was ask to be here!|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|MSNSS Hell|And now I'm here! But don't [[fret]], I can easily get out of... uh oh.|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33 Hell|''Hmmm~~?''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|MSNSS Hell|I don't think I'm able to get back [[home]]! Fuck, I ''really'' didn't think this through...|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|MSNSS Hell|Do you know a way out of here, little [[seal]]?|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33 Hell|''[[lalalala]] No''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
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{{DiaEmpty|''[[Flashback]]...''}}
{{Dia|TheDownrightDespicableSealXXX|'''Brother! Playing games, are we? Don't be so coy. My esteemed guest reader, I apologize for my brother's unwelcoming nature.'''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|Profily|You've said it, friend! Haha, get it? Because you... said something that is very [[true]]! I am so [[observant]].|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|Announcer|[[Profily]], what are you doing here? You're supposed to be in your other flashbacks right now. You know, the one where you get [[Nothing|zero]] [[vote]]s.|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|Profily|Oh [[Announcer]]y, you're so [[right]]! I should really be more [[observant]]...|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{DiaEmpty|''Back to [[reality]]...''}}
{{Dia|TheDownrightDespicableSealXXX|'''What was that.'''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|Profily|That my [[sealy]] friend is a flashback!|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDownrightDespicableSealXXX|'''No, I'm talking about what the flashback was. I don't ever remember that happening.'''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|Profily|Well, it happened, I [[assure]] you!|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''What... I [[spaced out]] for a bit, who is this?''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
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{{Dia|Profily|It's me, your friend of [[course]]!|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''I don't know you...''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDownrightDespicableSealXXX|'''Alright, we're done here.'''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDownrightDespicableSealXXX|'''Let's just get out of here already.'''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''...''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal32|''Fine, but only because this [[blue thing]] is annoying...''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|Jumbo Josh|[[banbancore]] as fuckkkk|compact=yes|width=294px}}
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{{Dia|MSNSS Hell|Huh. Well, this is [[awkward]]. ''(slide whistle)''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|MSNSS Hell|So um. I'll see if there's at least a miniscule chance of me getting out of Hell...|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|MSNSS Hell|Well, see you [[whenever]]!|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{DiaEmpty|[[McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce]] walks away.}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33 Hell|''oh''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33 Hell|''Bye [[MacDonny]] Sauce!!!!!''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33 Hell|''...''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
{{Dia|TheDeviousSeal33 Hell|''[[Fridge]] :/.''|compact=yes|width=294px}}
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