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<div style="font-weight:bold; font-size:1.2em; margin-top:0.3em; padding-top:0.5em;"><s>Cuisine</s> THE FOOD CHAIN</div>
<div style="font-weight:bold; font-size:1.2em; margin-top:0.3em; padding-top:0.5em;"><s>Cuisine</s> THE FOOD CHAIN</div>
...NOT! In this world, it's [[Undertale|kill or be killed]]! Yup, it's true...
...NOT! In this world, it's [[Undertale|kill or be killed]]! Yup, it's true...
+{{#css:
+.tritable {
+text-align: center;
+width: fit-content;
+}
+.tritable .tri-row::before {
+content: "";
+background: #000;
+width: 3px;
+height: 50px;
+transform: skewX(-45deg);
+display: inline-block;
+position: relative;
+vertical-align: middle;
+left: 26px;
+}
+.tritable .tri-row::after {
+content: "";
+background: #000;
+width: 3px;
+height: 50px;
+transform: skewX(45deg);
+display: inline-block;
+position: relative;
+vertical-align: middle;
+left: -26px;
+}
+.tritable .tri-cell {
+border-bottom: 2px #000 solid;
+vertical-align: bottom;
+height: 50px;
+width: 50px;
+display: inline-flex;
+justify-content: center;
+align-items: center;
+}
+.tritable .tri-cell:first-child {
+padding-left: 25px;
+}
+.tritable .tri-cell:last-child {
+padding-right: 25px;
+}
+.tritable .tri-row {
+height: 50px;
+}
+.tritable .tri-cell > span {
+display: table-cell;
+vertical-align: middle;
+}
+}}
+{{clear}}
+<center>'''visit MyFoodPyramid.ak'''>
+<div class=tritable>
+<div><div class=tri-row><div class=tri-cell>[[Lion]]</div></div>
+<div><div class=tri-row><div class=tri-cell><div style="font-size:8px;">[[Nerpolinus Nerplexus' Numinous Nimbostratic Weather Machine!|Weather Machines]]<ref>Weather Machines were recently ordered under ''Animalia'' following intense debate</ref></div></div><div class=tri-cell>[[Whale]]</div><div class=tri-cell>[[🦅]]</div></div></div>
+<div><div class=tri-row><div class=tri-cell>[[Chubs]]</div><div class=tri-cell>[[Pikmin]]</div><div class=tri-cell>[[Spike]]</div><div class=tri-cell>[[Lalafly]]</div><div class=tri-cell>[[File:Bouncywikilogo.gif|20px]]</div></div></div>
+</div>
</div>
</div>
+</center>
+
+The Animal Kingdom is notable for its glorious invention of predation. While stupid plants and algae make their own food, some wise guy had the bright idea to just eat other things instead. Predation has the advantage of seeing badass [[blood]] and killing. The lowest peasantry of the Animal Kingdom selflessly sacrifice their potential energy to the cake layer above in some sort of scheme. Modern technology cannot easily render triangles on the web, so the dorito above has been stripped to its bare essentials. As shown, the king sits at the very top, reaping the additional benefit of accumulating all sneaky heavy metals and microplastics found in the lower levels.
+</div>
== Reference Kingdom ==
== Reference Kingdom ==
<h1 style="display:none;">The Animal Kingdom</h1>
<h1 style="display:none;">The Animal Kingdom</h1>