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{{Dia|Statler|How many contestants did sign up for this camp, anyways?}}
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{{Dia|Statler|How many contestants did sign up for this camp, anyway?}}
  
 
{{Dia|Waldorf|I'd say 0!}}
 
{{Dia|Waldorf|I'd say 0!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Well I was hoping they'd just get rid of everything!}}
 
{{Dia|Waldorf|Well I was hoping they'd just get rid of everything!}}
  
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Really now? Hopefully this season will follow suit!}}
 
{{Dia|Waldorf|Really now? Hopefully this season will follow suit!}}
  
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{{Dia|Statler|There's something about this Wiki.}}
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{{Dia|Statler|There's something about this wiki.}}
  
 
{{Dia|Waldorf|Oh yeah, what's that?}}
 
{{Dia|Waldorf|Oh yeah, what's that?}}
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{{DiaWide|Waldorf|{{Dia|Statler|I'm a stinky poo!}}}}
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{{Dia|width=380px|Waldorf|{{Dia|Statler|I'm a stinky poo!}}}}
  
 
{{Dia|Statler|I didn't say that}}
 
{{Dia|Statler|I didn't say that}}
  
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{{DiaWide|Waldorf|{{Dia|Statler|I totally said that}}}}
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{{Dia|width=380px|Waldorf|{{Dia|Statler|I totally said that}}}}
  
 
{{Dia|Waldorf|You really ARE a stinky poo!}}
 
{{Dia|Waldorf|You really ARE a stinky poo!}}
  
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{{DiaWide|Waldorf|{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}}}
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{{Dia|width=380px|Waldorf|{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}}}
  
 
{{Dia|Statler|Stop it!!!!}}
 
{{Dia|Statler|Stop it!!!!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|What's your thoughts on [[Paper Niko?]]}}
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{{Dia|Statler|What's your thoughts on [[Paper Niko]]?}}
  
 
{{Dia|Waldorf|Their personality is as flat as the material they were made with!}}
 
{{Dia|Waldorf|Their personality is as flat as the material they were made with!}}
  
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{{Dia|Waldorf|What's your opinion on [[Slots|gambling?]]
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{{Dia|Statler|I'd try it.}}
 
{{Dia|Statler|I'd try it.}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
 
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{{Dia|Waldorf|They say this wiki's got so many pages you could get lost in it for days!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|I'm hoping some of them find the exit.}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Why?}}
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{{Dia|Statler|So the camp can end quicker!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Max|Stay back, Sam! It's two gray, wrinkly monsters!}}
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{{Dia|Sam|Calm down you idiot, those are just a pair of the pleasant local elderly.}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Heh, and I thought ''you'' needed a shave!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Sam|Alright, let me at 'em!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Say, we hit {{NUMBEROFEDITS}} edits today!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Well that's {{NUMBEROFEDITS}} too many!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|...}}
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{{Dia|Statler|...}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Statler...}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|I want you.}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|[KISSING NOISES]}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Why do we always come here?}}
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{{Dia|Statler|I guess we'll never know.}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|It's like a kind of torture-}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|-to have to watch this show!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|The people here are always talking about us, but at what cost?}}
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{{Dia|Statler|We're always being associated with memes... as if we ever cared about them.}}
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{{Dia|MuscleMan|You know who else is always being associated with memes?}}
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[[Category:Pages_featuring_Muscle_Man]]
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{{Dia|Waldorf|You see the [[Challenge 6: Unwanted Pages#Pre-Challenge|Challenge 6 pre-challenge]]? They have to name something they'd never make.}}
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{{Dia|Statler|But they'll all just list the same thing!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Which is?}}
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{{Dia|Statler|A good page!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Have you heard? [[Elon Musk]] is in charge of [[Twitter]] now.}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Really? Well I think he should've spent that money on something more worthwhile.}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Well, like what??}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|I was thinking of something along the lines of getting an education.}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|This truly is a sad day.}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|What are you talking about? 11 people got out!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|I know! I was expecting more than that!!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Who got eliminated this round?}}
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{{Dia|Statler|No, What got eliminated.}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Okay, ''what'' got eliminated?}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Yes!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|What?}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|You see all these mascots they're trying to make?}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Yeah. Why?}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|They seem most fit for [[Damn seal]]!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Of all animals, I am definitely not the [[elephant]].}}
  
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{{Dia|Waldorf|How come?}}
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{{Dia|Statler|Elephants never forget.}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Your point being?}}
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{{Dia|Statler|I wish I could forget this wiki!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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{{Dia|Statler|I think the [[Periodic Table]] should only be made of one element.}}
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{{Dia|Waldorf|Which one?}}
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{{Dia|Statler|[[Boron]]!}}
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{{Dia|SWLaugh|Oh ho ho ho!}}
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Latest revision as of 21:37, 28 May 2024

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Statler
Which contestant do you think will win?
Waldorf
Betting on Jurta.
Statler
Why is that?
Waldorf
I'd rather live in there than at this camp!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!


imagine what they would think of the contestants

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