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The Microsoft Corporation was a technology [[company]] founded in [[1975]] by [[Billy Gateway|Billy "Tfosorcim" Gateway]]. It was removed from [[reality]] in [[1999]] after a [[The Great Sinkhole Tragedy|massive sinkhole]] opened beneath its headquarters in [[Redmond, Washington]], which swallowed the building whole. It created the elusive [[Microsoft Babies]], and the headquarters is their paludarium home. | The Microsoft Corporation was a technology [[company]] founded in [[1975]] by [[Billy Gateway|Billy "Tfosorcim" Gateway]]. It was removed from [[reality]] in [[1999]] after a [[The Great Sinkhole Tragedy|massive sinkhole]] opened beneath its headquarters in [[Redmond, Washington]], which swallowed the building whole. It created the elusive [[Microsoft Babies]], and the headquarters is their paludarium home. | ||
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Microsoft was founded on [[April]] 14nd, [[1975]] by [[billionaire]] entrepreneur Billy Gateway. The exact [[reasoning]] behind the creation of the company is unknown to humanity, as the [[scroll|scrolls]] written during the formation were lost in [[The Great Sinkhole Tragedy]]. | Microsoft was founded on [[April]] 14nd, [[1975]] by [[billionaire]] entrepreneur Billy Gateway. The exact [[reasoning]] behind the creation of the company is unknown to humanity, as the [[scroll|scrolls]] written during the formation were lost in [[The Great Sinkhole Tragedy]]. | ||
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| − | Microsoft | + | Microsoft stole the popular [[third person shooter]] [[Fortnite]] from [[anon studios]] in [[1998]]. The [[world]] is still experiencing the repercussions of this today. An estimated 14,834 people have been inflicted by the [[disease]] known colloquially as "[[epic gaming]]" and an estimated 3 million more will fall victim to it as well. You MIGHT be wondering what "Fortnite" is. Well, let's just say, after one match, itll.. haha... blow youre [[socks]] off. '''<span style="color:red">!!!USER WAS MURDERED FOR THIS POST!!!</span>''' |
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On [[October]] 1st, 1999, a [[The Great Sinkhole Tragedy|massive fucking sinkhole]] opened beneath the Microsoft headquarters, [[kill|killing]] 765 people. The sinkhole existed for approximately 4 hours after the first [[crack]] appeared, before abruptly closing and completely disappearing. 75% of the company's [[employee|employees]] were killed during the event, with the remaining 25% not calling into work that day due to [[Lego Star Wars]] releasing. | On [[October]] 1st, 1999, a [[The Great Sinkhole Tragedy|massive fucking sinkhole]] opened beneath the Microsoft headquarters, [[kill|killing]] 765 people. The sinkhole existed for approximately 4 hours after the first [[crack]] appeared, before abruptly closing and completely disappearing. 75% of the company's [[employee|employees]] were killed during the event, with the remaining 25% not calling into work that day due to [[Lego Star Wars]] releasing. | ||
Although initially thought [[dead]], Billy Gateway has been rumored to be alive and well, controlling the [[weather]] in Redmond from his hidden [[stink house]] in the city [[sewer|sewers]]. Further theories indicate that Billy Gates was actually the one that created the sinkhole. | Although initially thought [[dead]], Billy Gateway has been rumored to be alive and well, controlling the [[weather]] in Redmond from his hidden [[stink house]] in the city [[sewer|sewers]]. Further theories indicate that Billy Gates was actually the one that created the sinkhole. | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:32, 21 June 2024
The Microsoft Corporation was a technology company founded in 1975 by Billy "Tfosorcim" Gateway. It was removed from reality in 1999 after a massive sinkhole opened beneath its headquarters in Redmond, Washington, which swallowed the building whole. It created the elusive Microsoft Babies, and the headquarters is their paludarium home.
Founding
Microsoft was founded on April 14nd, 1975 by billionaire entrepreneur Billy Gateway. The exact reasoning behind the creation of the company is unknown to humanity, as the scrolls written during the formation were lost in The Great Sinkhole Tragedy.
Thieving of Fortnite
Microsoft stole the popular third person shooter Fortnite from anon studios in 1998. The world is still experiencing the repercussions of this today. An estimated 14,834 people have been inflicted by the disease known colloquially as "epic gaming" and an estimated 3 million more will fall victim to it as well. You MIGHT be wondering what "Fortnite" is. Well, let's just say, after one match, itll.. haha... blow youre socks off. !!!USER WAS MURDERED FOR THIS POST!!!
The End
On October 1st, 1999, a massive fucking sinkhole opened beneath the Microsoft headquarters, killing 765 people. The sinkhole existed for approximately 4 hours after the first crack appeared, before abruptly closing and completely disappearing. 75% of the company's employees were killed during the event, with the remaining 25% not calling into work that day due to Lego Star Wars releasing.
Although initially thought dead, Billy Gateway has been rumored to be alive and well, controlling the weather in Redmond from his hidden stink house in the city sewers. Further theories indicate that Billy Gates was actually the one that created the sinkhole.