Damn Dang/Pesterchum

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-- openSarsaparilla [OS] began pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 22:39 --

OS: Seems to work.
KC: I don't know... this chat client seems like a hunk of junk.
OS: That's the whole point. Nobody moderates this thing, and it allows direct messaging.
OS: Anyone can join those IRC chats, and we've been banned from most instant messaging services.
KC: Isn't this hosted on the wiki? Can't anyone see this?
OS: Not anyone on the same plain of existence as us.
KC: What the hell does that mean?
OS: We are fictional. 'Real' people browse this wiki. But they do not matter all that much to our plans.
OS: As far as I know, nobody that exists to us can see this.
KC: Is that so?
KC: If true, knowing that is questionable to quite a high degree.
KC: I hope that does not come into play in the conclusion of our plans.
OS: You are worried about the ending being meta as fuck?
KC: More worried about having to deal with divine powers. Are you quoting something?
OS: Yes, but it isn't really worth explaining.
OS: What do you think about The Yeti's recent actions?
KC: I don't get why he's so intrigued by some ugly seal.
OS: Did you even bother looking into what said seal has done?
KC: I don't really care. I doubt it knows anything. Its just being devious, as its name states.
OS: Do you know what devious means?
KC: Disruptive. Annoying. Idiotic.
OS: Those last two. Words that describe your current perception quite well.
OS: "Oh ho ho ho!"
KC: You think that seal knows anything?
OS: How should I know? I have my concerns, like you should.
KC: Its a seal. Those things aren't capable of affecting this in any way.
KC: Surely my input has some value here? I've spent the last few days deceiving these very creatures.
OS: Yes, many seals are so easy to trick and deceive. I don't know if it is an inherent trait, though.
OS: Do not think that I don't value your input. It is why I am talking to you in the first place.
OS: I just think you should think more thoroughly.
KC: I guess.
KC: Hey, heres a problem. What are you gonna do about that Host chat thing?
KC: I don't blame you for staying quiet in there, but there has to be a gameplan, right?
OS: I'll be honest, I have no fucking idea what to do about that.
OS: I was not expecting that nobody to rejoin.
OS: And if I leave, surely that raises suspicion?
OS: I'm considering having The Yeti go in there, 'remove' the account, and explain it was a glitch.
KC: You think they would fall for that?
OS: No. That's whats so infuriating.
KC: Is it as infuriating as Damn seal not having an elimination?
OS: This conversation is not going this way.
KC: You haven't a single death. I've lured in not even enough seals to count as one contestant's life, but I'm still ahead.
KC: Are you sure you don't want to switch?
OS: Do you see me as foolish? I know why you want to switch.
OS: You know Damn seal is more effective than Dang seal. It just isn't as fast.
OS: I am not an impatient person.
KC: Just think about it.
OS: It is getting late. Good night.
-- openSarsaparilla [OS] ceased pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 23:18 --

-- openSarsaparilla [OS] began pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 23:31 --

OS: Hey. Wait. Fuck.
KC: What?
OS: I'm not fully informed on this website's wacky cast, but I've atleast checked out the team I'm trying to spy on.
OS: I'm pretty sure the Emoticon is capable of reading and interacting with this chat.
KC: Do they know about this page?
OS: No, but she could learn.
OS: The devious seal is in the same chat as her.
KC: That seal doesn't know shit. Stop worrying about it.
KC: Goodnight.
OS: Can't you afford to be more cautious?
-- karnoffelCode [KC] ceased pestering openSarsaparilla [OS] at 23:44 --

-- openSarsaparilla [OS] began pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 01:08 --

OS: Okay, sorry, but I'm kind of freaking out.
OS: I haven't really looked into everything on this wiki. What if several characters can see this?
OS: We kind of dumped a lot of information here.
OS: Are you awake?
OS: Wake up.
KC: Shut up.
OS: How are you so calm about this?
KC: Literally nothing has happened. Therefore, I do not give a fuck.
OS: You know, if you bothered to use the codewords, we wouldn't even be banned from Telegram.
KC: Why don't you go and marry Telegram?
OS: It is a highly encrypted chatting tool.
OS: You should have appreciated it more.
KC: You're right. I'll learn from my mistake and highly appreciate this Simpsons-ass software.
KC: We should try Pictochat next! And only talk in wingdings!
KC: If that doesn't work, we can video call on the Wii U, and talk in pig latin.
OS: I understand your tone and intent, but these aren't even bad ideas.
KC: How about carrier pigeon?
OS: That wouldn't work. What if someone catches one of them?
KC: I am laughing so fucking hard.
OS: Would taking this seriously be "so fucking hard"?
KC: I just found this page! What is going on! 7:O
KC: Holy shit! It's the combination of symbols that resemble a face that you are so scared of!
KC: Don't worry, I have a cyanide vial in two of my false teeth.
OS: Don't fucking scare me like that.
OS: I thought that was actually her.
OS: Let us cease the tomfoolery. Should I tell The Yeti about all this? I'm worried.
KC: No. Even if you had a point, he would overreact.
KC: Hey. Let's sleep on it.
KC: Or just forget about it.
OS: I will sleep on it. I will not forget about it. I am not as irresponsible as you.
KC: Good enough.
KC: Remind me to turn those elderly seals into food tomorrow.
KC: What would be cute? Two raisins? What foods usually come in pairs?
KC: Hahaha! What if I just turned them into a pear?
OS: Goodnight.
KC: Why can you delay my beauty sleep, but I can't delay your revolting sleep?
-- openSarsaparilla [OS] ceased pestering karnoffelCode [KC] at 01:33 --