Difference between revisions of "Drake's Nemesis"
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| − | In 1925, Drake's nemesis appeared in [[King of Prussia, Pennsylvania]] through a "green, circle thing" that historians have later claimed to be a [[Dimensional Portal]] from [[Rick and Morty]]. After landing on the ground, Drake's Nemesis was reported as saying "I AM DRAKE'S NEMESIS. I MUST DESTROY HIM." Bystanders, rightfully confused and awkward feeling about the entire situation, tried shuffling away as fast as they can, with a [[Dunkaccino|brave hero]] taking the fall for everybody by organizing an impromptu "[[Very Cool Party Event]]" at his house and taping a "No People Who Came Through A Green Circle Thing" sign on the front door | + | In 1925, Drake's nemesis appeared in [[King of Prussia, Pennsylvania]] through a "green, circle thing" that historians have later claimed to be a [[Dimensional Portal]] from [[Rick and Morty]]. After landing on the ground, Drake's Nemesis was reported as saying "I AM DRAKE'S NEMESIS. I MUST DESTROY HIM." Bystanders, rightfully confused and awkward feeling about the entire situation, tried shuffling away as fast as they can, with a [[Dunkaccino|brave hero]] taking the fall for everybody by organizing an impromptu "[[Very Cool Party Event]]" at his house and taping a "No People Who Came Through A Green Circle Thing" sign on the front door which legally barring Drake's Nemesis from entry. |
After this, Drake's Nemesis went into hiding until Drake's birth on October 24, 1986, where he was reported as sighted in [[China, China]]. It is confirmed by Drake's Nemesis that he had been hoarding hundreds of male ducks (drakes) bought from [[Costco]], possibly a result of rejection-based psychosis-induced confusion. Attempts to ask Drake's Nemesis about where he was doing this have resulted in at least [[Mass destruction|20 fatalities]]. | After this, Drake's Nemesis went into hiding until Drake's birth on October 24, 1986, where he was reported as sighted in [[China, China]]. It is confirmed by Drake's Nemesis that he had been hoarding hundreds of male ducks (drakes) bought from [[Costco]], possibly a result of rejection-based psychosis-induced confusion. Attempts to ask Drake's Nemesis about where he was doing this have resulted in at least [[Mass destruction|20 fatalities]]. | ||
Revision as of 19:58, 1 September 2022
Drake's Nemesis (claimed June 9, 1847 - ), real identity unknown, is a man and local mobster who claims to be 175 years old and from the previously fictional city of New Donk City from The Marios. Despite all attempts to stop him, he has filed all paperwork legally making New Donk City recognized under international law as well as his hailing from that location, so that's just real now, I guess.
Drake's Nemesis is most well known for recording the conversation between Drake and the Holy Trinity, leaking it to the world and smearing Drake's name forever, with some claiming that he also set up Drake's eventual death by comedic banana placement. However, this is unconfirmed, and is merely just speculation, so don't write it on the page
History
In 1925, Drake's nemesis appeared in King of Prussia, Pennsylvania through a "green, circle thing" that historians have later claimed to be a Dimensional Portal from Rick and Morty. After landing on the ground, Drake's Nemesis was reported as saying "I AM DRAKE'S NEMESIS. I MUST DESTROY HIM." Bystanders, rightfully confused and awkward feeling about the entire situation, tried shuffling away as fast as they can, with a brave hero taking the fall for everybody by organizing an impromptu "Very Cool Party Event" at his house and taping a "No People Who Came Through A Green Circle Thing" sign on the front door which legally barring Drake's Nemesis from entry.
After this, Drake's Nemesis went into hiding until Drake's birth on October 24, 1986, where he was reported as sighted in China, China. It is confirmed by Drake's Nemesis that he had been hoarding hundreds of male ducks (drakes) bought from Costco, possibly a result of rejection-based psychosis-induced confusion. Attempts to ask Drake's Nemesis about where he was doing this have resulted in at least 20 fatalities.
Shortly following the Y2K crisis, Drake's Nemesis used a cellphone that had been destroyed by clock time overflow to record Drake's statements, editing them out of context to say mean things about people, which was very sad. Drake's Nemesis then broadcasted this information by climbing the John Hancock Tower in Massachusetts, and using a device which Drake's Nemesis attests was based off of the Megaphone Array from The Simpsons.
Drake's Nemesis refused to comment on the death of Drake. Attempts to ask Drake's Nemesis to comment on the death of Drake have resulted in at least 20 fatalities.
Post-Drake History
Drake's Nemesis has last been seen on an oil tanker in the Atlantic Ocean, firing into the ocean. Attempts to ask Drake's Nemesis what he was shooting at have resulted in at least 20 fatalities.