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chainsaw devil YOURE DYING}}{{Dia|Pochita|BARK}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|quick!! YOURE A DEVIL!!! Eat my BLOOD!!! it'll revive you!}}{{Dia|Pochita|eugh, fuck that. sounds gross as shit}}{{Dia|Pochita|(does it anyways)}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|HAHA! I tricked you. i have A+ blood. which means that YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW MY COMMANDS!!!!}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|I COMMAND YOU...to be my friend please i am so desperately lonely}}{{Dia|Pochita|ok fine, only because IM desperately lonely too}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|ok...wanna go get ice cream}}{{Dia|Pochita|fucking Yes}}
 
chainsaw devil YOURE DYING}}{{Dia|Pochita|BARK}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|quick!! YOURE A DEVIL!!! Eat my BLOOD!!! it'll revive you!}}{{Dia|Pochita|eugh, fuck that. sounds gross as shit}}{{Dia|Pochita|(does it anyways)}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|HAHA! I tricked you. i have A+ blood. which means that YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW MY COMMANDS!!!!}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|I COMMAND YOU...to be my friend please i am so desperately lonely}}{{Dia|Pochita|ok fine, only because IM desperately lonely too}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|ok...wanna go get ice cream}}{{Dia|Pochita|fucking Yes}}
  
== Chapter 3: Modern Day ==
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== Chapter 3: ice is nice ==
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{{Dia|BabyDenji|hey Poochita....}}{{Dia|Pochita|ITS POCHITA YOU FUCKING dick}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|hey Pochita....}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|I have a [[lowkey]] awesome idea...}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|what if i used you to murder EVIL devils  and collect bounties for moneys?}}{{Dia|Pochita|Denji}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|im' glad you agree. nothing wrong can come from this}}
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== Chapter 4: Modern Day ( ==
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{{Dia|Denji|OH GOD OH FUCK IM DYING}}{{Dia|Denji|WHY DID I HAVE TO PICK THE ZOMBIE DEVIL OUT OF ALL BOUNTIES TODAY}}{{Dia|Zombie|BLARGH...im like a zombie isn't that weird??? lol...}}{{Dia|Denji|Fuck you ZOMBITCH}}{{Dia|Zombie|That's Very mean. DIE}}{{Dia|Denji|X_X}}{{Dia|Pochita|No. my only son. dead.}}{{Dia|Pochita|wait a minute......i have a pochie idea}}
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=== Two seconds later ===
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{{Dia|Denji|What the Hell? I'm Alive Again?}}{{Dia|PochitaGhost|denji...i have Sacrificed myself to become your spirit...you see that chainsaw cord on your chest...yank it...}}{{Dia|Denji|im not gonna be doing that}}{{Dia|PochitaGhost|do it or im gonna possess you and throw you off a cliff}}{{Dia|Denji|FINE!!!}}{{Dia|Denji|(Denji does it)}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|AHHHCHHGHHHHH!!!!!!}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|...}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|So let me get this straight...}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|I'm something that I would NOT call a "human"...}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|I'm fighting FREAKING zombies...}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|And...oH YEAH. I FUSED WITH A DEVIL!!!!}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|yeah okay that is something i do now.}}{{Dia|Zombie|SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD
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EVEN AS A ZOMBIE I KNOW WHEN A BITS DEAD GOD}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|DIE}}{{Dia|Zombie|(the zombie devil...is dead....)}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|woohoo yeah!!! i killed the zombie devil!!! today is the best day of my life!!}}{{Dia|PochitaGhost|(bitch i literally died)}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|time to- Wait Why Do I Sense a Feeling of Dread}}
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== Chapter 5: THE WOMAN ==

Revision as of 13:19, 2 May 2023

This page contains unmarked spoilers for Chainsaw Man (both the anime and manga).

Spoilers are unmarked because it is retelling the story but in Dialogue Box form!. Please proceed with caution if you have not read the source material.

This page contains blacklisted topics.

This includes: listen its fucking chainsaw man and as much as i can try to "de-adultify" it its kinda like finding the end of pi. you can only go so far. so just kinda watch out for slightly adult/edgier topics. although i will FOR THE LOVE OF GOD try to make sure it doesn't break any of the established WIKI CAMP RULES. (looking at YOU, rule 4!). Proceed with caution.

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CHAPTER 1: The Past.....The Pasty Past..........The Pre-past....The Perfect Past......one could say its... the prettiest past....

BabyDenji
Goo goo ga ga im a baby...
BabyDenji
Being a baby is COOL because NO ONE can BE MEAN TO ME
Banban
Hey! It's me! Banban!
BabyDenji
OH MY GOSH! It's BANBAN!!! My favorite fricking indie horror game serie-
Banban
Shut the fuck up, child. You have 13 days to pay us all the money your dad owes us or you'll be thrown into the Okin Devil's chamber.
BabyDenji
BabyDenji
but im like 10 years old

CHAPTER 2: seasons meetings

BabyDenji
sigh....ive only made 1 cent...i cant get all those Moneys in 13 days.....
BabyDenji
What The Fuck is That.
Pochita
BARK
BabyDenji
Goodness gracious its the dog devil!!!
BabyDenji
wait a fuckin minute there's no such thing as a DOG devil
BabyDenji
well you have a chainsaw on your nose...so...are you...the CHAINSAW DEVIL?
Pochita
BARK
BabyDenji
WAIT A MINUTE chainsaw devil YOURE DYING
Pochita
BARK
BabyDenji
quick!! YOURE A DEVIL!!! Eat my BLOOD!!! it'll revive you!
Pochita
eugh, fuck that. sounds gross as shit
Pochita
(does it anyways)
BabyDenji
HAHA! I tricked you. i have A+ blood. which means that YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW MY COMMANDS!!!!
BabyDenji
I COMMAND YOU...to be my friend please i am so desperately lonely
Pochita
ok fine, only because IM desperately lonely too
BabyDenji
ok...wanna go get ice cream
Pochita
fucking Yes

Chapter 3: ice is nice

BabyDenji
hey Poochita....
Pochita
ITS POCHITA YOU FUCKING dick
BabyDenji
hey Pochita....
BabyDenji
I have a lowkey awesome idea...
BabyDenji
what if i used you to murder EVIL devils and collect bounties for moneys?
Pochita
Denji
BabyDenji
im' glad you agree. nothing wrong can come from this

Chapter 4: Modern Day (

Denji
OH GOD OH FUCK IM DYING
Denji
WHY DID I HAVE TO PICK THE ZOMBIE DEVIL OUT OF ALL BOUNTIES TODAY
Zombie
BLARGH...im like a zombie isn't that weird??? lol...
Denji
Fuck you ZOMBITCH
Zombie
That's Very mean. DIE
Denji
X_X
Pochita
No. my only son. dead.
Pochita
wait a minute......i have a pochie idea

Two seconds later

Denji
What the Hell? I'm Alive Again?
PochitaGhost
denji...i have Sacrificed myself to become your spirit...you see that chainsaw cord on your chest...yank it...
Denji
im not gonna be doing that
PochitaGhost
do it or im gonna possess you and throw you off a cliff
Denji
FINE!!!
Denji
(Denji does it)
DenjiChainsaw
AHHHCHHGHHHHH!!!!!!
DenjiChainsaw
...
DenjiChainsaw
So let me get this straight...
DenjiChainsaw
I'm something that I would NOT call a "human"...
DenjiChainsaw
I'm fighting FREAKING zombies...
DenjiChainsaw
And...oH YEAH. I FUSED WITH A DEVIL!!!!
DenjiChainsaw
yeah okay that is something i do now.
Zombie
SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD EVEN AS A ZOMBIE I KNOW WHEN A BITS DEAD GOD
DenjiChainsaw
DIE
Zombie
(the zombie devil...is dead....)
DenjiChainsaw
woohoo yeah!!! i killed the zombie devil!!! today is the best day of my life!!
PochitaGhost
(bitch i literally died)
DenjiChainsaw
time to- Wait Why Do I Sense a Feeling of Dread

Chapter 5: THE WOMAN