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chainsaw devil YOURE DYING}}{{Dia|Pochita|BARK}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|quick!! YOURE A DEVIL!!! Eat my BLOOD!!! it'll revive you!}}{{Dia|Pochita|eugh, fuck that. sounds gross as shit}}{{Dia|Pochita|(does it anyways)}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|HAHA! I tricked you. i have A+ blood. which means that YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW MY COMMANDS!!!!}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|I COMMAND YOU...to be my friend please i am so desperately lonely}}{{Dia|Pochita|ok fine, only because IM desperately lonely too}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|ok...wanna go get ice cream}}{{Dia|Pochita|fucking Yes}} | chainsaw devil YOURE DYING}}{{Dia|Pochita|BARK}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|quick!! YOURE A DEVIL!!! Eat my BLOOD!!! it'll revive you!}}{{Dia|Pochita|eugh, fuck that. sounds gross as shit}}{{Dia|Pochita|(does it anyways)}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|HAHA! I tricked you. i have A+ blood. which means that YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW MY COMMANDS!!!!}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|I COMMAND YOU...to be my friend please i am so desperately lonely}}{{Dia|Pochita|ok fine, only because IM desperately lonely too}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|ok...wanna go get ice cream}}{{Dia|Pochita|fucking Yes}} | ||
− | == Chapter 3: Modern Day == | + | == Chapter 3: ice is nice == |
+ | {{Dia|BabyDenji|hey Poochita....}}{{Dia|Pochita|ITS POCHITA YOU FUCKING dick}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|hey Pochita....}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|I have a [[lowkey]] awesome idea...}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|what if i used you to murder EVIL devils and collect bounties for moneys?}}{{Dia|Pochita|Denji}}{{Dia|BabyDenji|im' glad you agree. nothing wrong can come from this}} | ||
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+ | == Chapter 4: Modern Day ( == | ||
+ | {{Dia|Denji|OH GOD OH FUCK IM DYING}}{{Dia|Denji|WHY DID I HAVE TO PICK THE ZOMBIE DEVIL OUT OF ALL BOUNTIES TODAY}}{{Dia|Zombie|BLARGH...im like a zombie isn't that weird??? lol...}}{{Dia|Denji|Fuck you ZOMBITCH}}{{Dia|Zombie|That's Very mean. DIE}}{{Dia|Denji|X_X}}{{Dia|Pochita|No. my only son. dead.}}{{Dia|Pochita|wait a minute......i have a pochie idea}} | ||
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+ | === Two seconds later === | ||
+ | {{Dia|Denji|What the Hell? I'm Alive Again?}}{{Dia|PochitaGhost|denji...i have Sacrificed myself to become your spirit...you see that chainsaw cord on your chest...yank it...}}{{Dia|Denji|im not gonna be doing that}}{{Dia|PochitaGhost|do it or im gonna possess you and throw you off a cliff}}{{Dia|Denji|FINE!!!}}{{Dia|Denji|(Denji does it)}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|AHHHCHHGHHHHH!!!!!!}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|...}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|So let me get this straight...}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|I'm something that I would NOT call a "human"...}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|I'm fighting FREAKING zombies...}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|And...oH YEAH. I FUSED WITH A DEVIL!!!!}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|yeah okay that is something i do now.}}{{Dia|Zombie|SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD | ||
+ | EVEN AS A ZOMBIE I KNOW WHEN A BITS DEAD GOD}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|DIE}}{{Dia|Zombie|(the zombie devil...is dead....)}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|woohoo yeah!!! i killed the zombie devil!!! today is the best day of my life!!}}{{Dia|PochitaGhost|(bitch i literally died)}}{{Dia|DenjiChainsaw|time to- Wait Why Do I Sense a Feeling of Dread}} | ||
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+ | == Chapter 5: THE WOMAN == |
Revision as of 13:19, 2 May 2023
CHAPTER 1: The Past.....The Pasty Past..........The Pre-past....The Perfect Past......one could say its... the prettiest past....
Goo goo ga ga im a baby...
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Being a baby is COOL because NO ONE can BE MEAN TO ME
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Hey! It's me! Banban!
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OH MY GOSH! It's BANBAN!!! My favorite fricking indie horror game serie-
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Shut the fuck up, child. You have 13 days to pay us all the money your dad owes us or you'll be thrown into the Okin Devil's chamber.
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but im like 10 years old
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CHAPTER 2: seasons meetings
sigh....ive only made 1 cent...i cant get all those Moneys in 13 days.....
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What The Fuck is That.
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BARK
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Goodness gracious its the dog devil!!!
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wait a fuckin minute there's no such thing as a DOG devil
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well you have a chainsaw on your nose...so...are you...the CHAINSAW DEVIL?
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BARK
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WAIT A MINUTE
chainsaw devil YOURE DYING
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BARK
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quick!! YOURE A DEVIL!!! Eat my BLOOD!!! it'll revive you!
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eugh, fuck that. sounds gross as shit
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(does it anyways)
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HAHA! I tricked you. i have A+ blood. which means that YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW MY COMMANDS!!!!
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I COMMAND YOU...to be my friend please i am so desperately lonely
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ok fine, only because IM desperately lonely too
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ok...wanna go get ice cream
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fucking Yes
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Chapter 3: ice is nice
hey Poochita....
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ITS POCHITA YOU FUCKING dick
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hey Pochita....
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I have a lowkey awesome idea...
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what if i used you to murder EVIL devils and collect bounties for moneys?
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Denji
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im' glad you agree. nothing wrong can come from this
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Chapter 4: Modern Day (
OH GOD OH FUCK IM DYING
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WHY DID I HAVE TO PICK THE ZOMBIE DEVIL OUT OF ALL BOUNTIES TODAY
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BLARGH...im like a zombie isn't that weird??? lol...
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Fuck you ZOMBITCH
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That's Very mean. DIE
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X_X
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No. my only son. dead.
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wait a minute......i have a pochie idea
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Two seconds later
What the Hell? I'm Alive Again?
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denji...i have Sacrificed myself to become your spirit...you see that chainsaw cord on your chest...yank it...
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im not gonna be doing that
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do it or im gonna possess you and throw you off a cliff
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FINE!!!
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(Denji does it)
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AHHHCHHGHHHHH!!!!!!
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...
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So let me get this straight...
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I'm something that I would NOT call a "human"...
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I'm fighting FREAKING zombies...
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And...oH YEAH. I FUSED WITH A DEVIL!!!!
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yeah okay that is something i do now.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD
EVEN AS A ZOMBIE I KNOW WHEN A BITS DEAD GOD
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DIE
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(the zombie devil...is dead....)
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woohoo yeah!!! i killed the zombie devil!!! today is the best day of my life!!
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(bitch i literally died)
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time to- Wait Why Do I Sense a Feeling of Dread
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