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== Chapter 6: when i need a JOB done i get someone with a JOB to do that JOB == | == Chapter 6: when i need a JOB done i get someone with a JOB to do that JOB == | ||
| + | {{Dia|Makima|Welcome to your new job, Denji!}}{{Dia|Denji|i didnt tell you my name}}{{Dia|Makima|you've told me your name like 14 times during the car ride here}}{{Dia|Denji|oh}}{{Dia|Makima|now. it's time for your first mission...You'll be paired up with someone.}}{{Dia|Denji|oh my god i hope its a woman}}{{Dia|Makima|Denji...meet...Aki.}}{{Dia|Aki|Hello.}} | ||
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| + | == Chapter 7: The Shortest chapter ever == | ||
| + | {{Dia|Denji|DAMNIT}} | ||
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| + | == Chapter 8: first mission == | ||
Revision as of 21:57, 2 May 2023
CHAPTER 1: The Past.....The Pasty Past..........The Pre-past....The Perfect Past......one could say its... the prettiest past....
Goo goo ga ga im a baby...
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Being a baby is COOL because NO ONE can BE MEAN TO ME
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Hey! It's me! Banban!
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OH MY GOSH! It's BANBAN!!! My favorite fricking indie horror game serie-
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Shut the fuck up, child. You have 13 days to pay us all the money your dad owes us or you'll be thrown into the Okin Devil's chamber.
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but im like 10 years old
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CHAPTER 2: seasons meetings
sigh....ive only made 1 cent...i cant get all those Moneys in 13 days.....
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What The Fuck is That.
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BARK
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Goodness gracious its the dog devil!!!
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wait a fuckin minute there's no such thing as a DOG devil
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well you have a chainsaw on your nose...so...are you...the CHAINSAW DEVIL?
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BARK
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WAIT A MINUTE
chainsaw devil YOURE DYING
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BARK
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quick!! YOURE A DEVIL!!! Eat my BLOOD!!! it'll revive you!
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eugh, fuck that. sounds gross as shit
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(does it anyways)
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HAHA! I tricked you. i have A+ blood. which means that YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW MY COMMANDS!!!!
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I COMMAND YOU...to be my friend please i am so desperately lonely
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ok fine, only because IM desperately lonely too
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ok...wanna go get ice cream
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fucking Yes
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Chapter 3: ice is nice
hey Poochita....
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ITS POCHITA YOU FUCKING dick
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hey Pochita....
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I have a lowkey awesome idea...
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what if i used you to murder EVIL devils and collect bounties for moneys?
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Denji
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im' glad you agree. nothing wrong can come from this
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Chapter 4: Modern Day (
OH GOD OH FUCK IM DYING
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WHY DID I HAVE TO PICK THE ZOMBIE DEVIL OUT OF ALL BOUNTIES TODAY
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BLARGH...im like a zombie isn't that weird??? lol...
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Fuck you ZOMBITCH
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That's Very mean. DIE
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X_X
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No. my only son. dead.
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wait a minute......i have a pochie idea
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Two seconds later
What the Hell? I'm Alive Again?
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denji...i have Sacrificed myself to become your spirit...you see that chainsaw cord on your chest...yank it...
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im not gonna be doing that
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do it or im gonna possess you and throw you off a cliff
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FINE!!!
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(Denji does it)
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AHHHCHHGHHHHH!!!!!!
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...
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So let me get this straight...
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I'm something that I would NOT call a "human"...
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I'm fighting FREAKING zombies...
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And...oH YEAH. I FUSED WITH A DEVIL!!!!
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yeah okay that is something i do now.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD
EVEN AS A ZOMBIE I KNOW WHEN A BITS DEAD GOD
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DIE
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(the zombie devil...is dead....)
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woohoo yeah!!! i killed the zombie devil!!! today is the best day of my life!!
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(bitch i literally died)
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time to- Wait Why Do I Sense a Feeling of Dread
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Chapter 5: THE WOMAN
Suddenly...a bunch of people in cringy suits enter the building.
Hey wait, where's the Zombie devil??? It WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE???
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It looks like someone else got to him...
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OH GOD. ITS A GUY WITH A CHAINSAW FOR A FACE. GOD. THATS HORRIFYING
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...You've been working here for 4 years and THAT'S the thing that freaks you out the most?
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i have a fear of object heads
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dont worry. i know how to solve this
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bart go fucking hug it
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WHAT??? ARE YOU INSANE??? YOU WANT ME TO HUG IT???
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yeah maybe he'll calm down and turn back to normal
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no way am i fucking doing that
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what the fuck are you guys arguing about
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WAIT A MINUTE........A WOMAN????
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HOLY SHITTTTTTTT
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oh wow i guess you didnt need to hug him
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well now he just looks ugly
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Hi. I'm Denji. I am cool and aweso-
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Denji. You're a human who's fused with a devil, right?
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wow...you're so smart..,..
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Well it might be unfortunate for you to know that we are devil hunters. we're gonna have to kill you
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ok.......
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WAIT WJAT
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Unless...You work with us. In which case, you will be kept alive.
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wow how am i still attracted to you
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can we just kill him right here please
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No. The power he possesses is great. He will be a big help to me.
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you mean the devil hunter agency as a whole right
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sure
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Chapter 6: when i need a JOB done i get someone with a JOB to do that JOB
Welcome to your new job, Denji!
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i didnt tell you my name
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you've told me your name like 14 times during the car ride here
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oh
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now. it's time for your first mission...You'll be paired up with someone.
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oh my god i hope its a woman
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Denji...meet...Aki.
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Hello.
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Chapter 7: The Shortest chapter ever
DAMNIT
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