Difference between revisions of "Communism"
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| − | Communism was invented by Carl Communism. He and his funny friend from England thought real hard about how things sucked. Then they realized what if things weren't suck, and so they did. Their case was so persuasive that the ideology's adherents have all been on the same page ever since.{{Soviet suite}}{{NoLogo}}<div style="position: absolute; left: -163px; top: -133px; z-index: -9000;">[[File:Hammer and Sickle.png|100px|link=]]</div> | + | Communism was invented by Carl Communism. He and his funny friend from England thought real hard about how things sucked. Then they realized what if things weren't suck, and so they did. Their case was so persuasive that the ideology's adherents have all been on the same page ever since. Cooper Capitalism didn't like that. So he said, "Things exist," establishing the long-standing rivalry we know and hate.{{Soviet suite}}{{NoLogo}}<div style="position: absolute; left: -163px; top: -133px; z-index: -9000;">[[File:Hammer and Sickle.png|100px|link=]]</div> |
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Revision as of 16:39, 27 October 2023
It's called the WEki camp for a reason, comrade!
Communism is when the government does stuff. The more stuff the government does, the more communism it is.
History
Communism was invented by Carl Communism. He and his funny friend from England thought real hard about how things sucked. Then they realized what if things weren't suck, and so they did. Their case was so persuasive that the ideology's adherents have all been on the same page ever since. Cooper Capitalism didn't like that. So he said, "Things exist," establishing the long-standing rivalry we know and hate.